A Corrupt Wish

[Logik]

Granted but when you first fire it up you Mistakenly input the wrong coordinates and instead of ending up at that exotic tropical beach you where dreaming off you end up instead on top of a volcano that is currently erupting incinerating yourself on the spot.

I wish I could stop time.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted . But you can't re-start it.

I wish I had a petting zoo in my backyard

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

EDIT: X-Post. New corruption: Granted, but all the animals in the petting zoo are gone.

I wish I had a better computer.

 

[Mosher]

Granted. Too bad the power supply is broken and can't be replaced.

I wish I owned Mars.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Granted, but an Earth coalition forms and invades Mars, killing you and thus taking it back.

I wish I could have more time for Summer holidays.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted . But it's an English summer .

I wish I had a tame grizzly and a polar bear

 

[Logik]

Granted but one day you are cutting up some meat in your house getting ready for a barbecue and you forget to wash your hands then you step outside and both bears get scent of meat of you and in a second turn from tame to vicious wild animals and promptly turn you into there barbecue.

I wish to Fly the F-22 Raptor

 

[BigTin]

Granted. But it is only a simulator.

I wish to be able to mod cIV with my brain!

 

[Dumanios]

Granted: So can hormone driven teenagers.

I want Pluto to be a planet.

 

[MaxaTheGreat]

Granted, but now its the only planet.

I wish I could fly.

 

[W|M]

Granted, but you go way too far up and are drawn into a black hole.

I wish the mod that I installed for EU3 would go faster.

 

[BigTin]

Granted: So can hormone driven teenagers.

I am a hormone driven teenager!

Granted, but it causes EU3 to crash by doing so.

I wish Hurricane Irene would be gone and my life (including house friends and family) would be unaffected by it.

 

[W|M]

Grant my wish!

 

[Mad Man]

Grant my wish!

Granted, your wish was for more fish and now your stranded at sea.

I wish Libya splits up.

 

[Logik]

Granted, your wish was for more fish and now your stranded at sea.

I wish Libya splits up.

Granted a massive earthquake of historic proportions hits Libya and destroys the country and a huge fault line breaks open right down the middle of it splitting it in 2 as you wished.Congratulations you are now responsible for the deaths of millions of people.


I wish for the ability to read minds

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

Granted . Rebeccah Black and Sarah Palin's

I wish my TV automatically upgraded itself to the best model on the market as technology improves.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, the money automaticly gets debited from your account each time it upgrades.

I wish I could telapathicly communicate with pancakes.

 

[Logik]

I wish I could telapathicly communicate with pancakes.[/QUOTE]

(What the crap)


Anyhow granted and the pancakes communicate to you a warning. You eat us and we promise will give you the worst case of the runs you will ever experience in your life.Needless to say you left those delicious looking pancakes alone.But unfortunately one of your siblings eats them before you can warn them off.

i wish to be the world most smartest man.

 

[W|M]

Granted, but you get constantly duct taped to benches or flag poles due to your nerdiness.

I wish for everything.

 

[Logik]

Granted, but you get constantly duct taped to benches or flag poles due to your nerdiness.

I wish for everything.

Granted but in you contract every disease in the world as well.


I wish to be a King back in the medieval ages.