I'm glad a theist agrees with me.
My arguments in this thread have all been just for fun, since the notion of perfection is a complete impossibility in an intelligent creature. It's as impossible as backwards time travel. It simply doesn't exist.
I don't know whether the word "theist" is really applicable to an Advaitist Brahmavadin, but for the purposes of this discussion, I think it's close enough.
All these paradoxes don't come into the picture if you begin with consciousness as a starting point.
The simplest chain I can give here:
The material world is bound by rules.
The material world is also not conscious.
However, consciousness exists.
Therefore, consciousness is different from the material world.
However, if this is so, then consciousness and the world cannot interact.
This means that consciousness and the material world are not actually different.
As the material world cannot produce consciousness, we are forced to conclude that it is consciousness that produces the material world.
Therefore, it is consciousness that is ultimately real, and the material world is also real, but real only so far as it is the product of the absolute standard of reality, which is consciousness.
Therefore, the world is only relatively real.
Also, consciousness is absolutely real.
How is the material world produced by consciousness?
We know that if consciousness is the ultimate and only fully absolute reality, then it is the only thing which always existed.
Therefore, the material world did not exist at one time.
That is, in the beginning, only consciousness existed.
This consciousness is called "Brahman".
In the beginning, only Brahman was.
It then sought to perceive itself.
Out of this perception attempt was born the relatively real material world, and Isvara.
As products of this consciousness and this material world, it is therefore concluded that our atman, soul, or consciousness itself is Brahman, for no other possibility exists without contradiction.
In this whole scenario, it is only Atman who has free will, because he is the only one who is in a context where free will has any relevance. Isvara, who is the closest analogue to the monotheist God, is a sort of mechanical rule-keeper of the relatively real world, born of the necessity of maintaining the rules of that world, with no free will.