Afforess
The White Wizard
How on earth do you manage to download 5B of anything with dialup!?
We've taken things off topic a bit far here, and so as to return to topic...I got nothing. Maybe later.
That's why I stick with Linux, now if I could only get Civ VI with RoM and AND to run under Wine.
How on earth do you manage to download 5B of anything with dialup!?
That's why I stick with Linux, now if I could only get Civ VI with RoM and AND to run under Wine.
Yeah, off topic, but good for a good laugh after a stressful day. Good story
. I will tell that story over a fireplace* to my friends over here at my university
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*Of course, it is too hot for a fireplace now and we don't even have such a thing
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5B are surprisingly easy (I know, it's a typo, like os79 told slammer). 5GB - dedicated phone line, and lots of determination. Think, single, horny guy, who hadn't had a girlfriend or date in something like five years (he was in his mid-thirties). He used to hide the smut in his room, "just in case I bring a girl home," he says, but we all wondered why he bothered.![]()
Lol. I think you should.Do you seriously want to get me started on why Linux will never take off as anything other than an appliance OS and LAMP derivatives in the general market?
I hate .trashes good thing Macs don't got em,Ah, isn't that something to do with recycle bin? Or is it file allocation?
Most operating systems do way more on the disk than just read/write when performing file operations. Updating the file index, for one thing. Still, that does look counter-intuitive.
My own low disk space story is more prosaic (or is it?). Roommate asks me to check his computer -- it's slow and won't let him save anything. I go on the computer and notice right off the bat that his 10GB (this was about 8 years ago and the comp was a few years old) HDD was full. So I ask him what could be taking up all that space.
He tells me he has no idea. I start a basic search for large folders. Find it pretty quick, too. Right on the desktop.
He had 5+ GB of pr0n. Of course, he swore at first that he had no idea how that got there. Then, when he realized just how unlikely I was to believe that, he swore that he didn't know it took up so much space.
Well, the unlimited dial-up connection we had sure got a workout (among other things).
I didn't let him live that down for a while.
(Suffice it to say, when we got cable internet, he had me install a larger hard drive in his computer)
We've taken things off topic a bit far here, and so as to return to topic...I got nothing. Maybe later.
5B are surprisingly easy (I know, it's a typo, like os79 told slammer). 5GB - dedicated phone line, and lots of determination. Think, single, horny guy, who hadn't had a girlfriend or date in something like five years (he was in his mid-thirties). He used to hide the smut in his room, "just in case I bring a girl home," he says, but we all wondered why he bothered.
I was wrong on one detail. We didn't share the dial-up connection. When I got cable net (very soon after moving in) he pretty much begged me to hook him up (which I did, of course, since between him and another roommate they paid for my net)
Do you seriously want to get me started on why Linux will never take off as anything other than an appliance OS and LAMP derivatives in the general market?
Ah, up here it's just fine for a fireplace. Although the last few days have been beautiful, it's now getting chilly again.
I've got a bunch of funny stories about computer users. When I read places like notalwaysright, I can see my own past experiences right there (especially in tech support, but I've worked service industry too).
That guy has an addiction problem.How on earth do you manage to download 5B of anything with dialup!?
I wonder which came first, the lack of a GF or the pr0n. I would bet on a causation there...![]()
got any on Mac like OMG Apple shipped me a mouse without buttons
(this is regarding Linux) Lol. I think you should.![]()
Two weeks later it's back. Mr. FixIt had tried his trick again. He reinstalled Windows XP (SP0) onto an SP1 install. Nothing worked, especially the network. I think that was the last time he did it.
Anything on macs in General?Yeah, you gotta wonder. Especially since they were mostly RealPlayer .ram files pulled off websites, which might have taken a bit of time.
No, unfortunately nothing so inane. But I do have one where a customer couldn't understand why his all-in-one printer/fax wouldn't accept faxes. I come in to the guy's house and look at the printer/fax in his home office. I call the number and indeed the fax doesn't pick up. Not being thoroughly familiar with the model (there's too many on the consumer market to bother being overly familiar with a particular model), I start by making sure everything's physically set up properly. Then I look through the settings, nothing to show Pick Up/Do Not Pick Up faxes. Nothing on the computer for software settings either.
So I look at the face of the fax machine itself. There, there's a button with an LED on it. Right beside the button it says: Auto Answer.
Yes, I did ask him beforehand if there was any button on the machine that could indicate whether it's in a receiving mode or not.
He was trying to figure out what was wrong for something like 5 days.
Time to fix: 10 minutes
Billable time: 2 hours
Look on client's face when I explain it to him: priceless
That's the same client that couldn't tell why his internet wasn't working. I ask him over the phone if modem and router are turned on, and he says yes, but I should have known better and asked for each light specifically.
So after determining that his net really is out after trying to remote connect, I go over. I look over his setup. Router lights are all on (like he said). I look at the modem...it's dark.
I look for the power cable from the modem, determine that it's going somewhere halfway across the room in a very visible spot and it's now half out of the power outlet. Hook it back into the power bar and everything works great.
His explanation was that he thought the modem was the router, when it wasn't the modem, which was the router. I suppose he thought he was observing quantum probabilities or something. :headdesk:
Finally, (for now) there's the client that kept on reinstalling Windows XP through the disk auto-repair function every time Windows popped up an error, until one day his trick for doing it stopped working (we won't get into why it had problems, but think middle-aged man, still virile, not getting the lovin' at home). Computer was completely nerfed. I reinstall everything properly, then upgrade it to SP1 and download and install all the updates. When I send it out, the computer works perfectly. I tell him through one of his employees not to do it again, because the SP1 would really mess things up.
Two weeks later it's back. Mr. FixIt had tried his trick again. He reinstalled Windows XP (SP0) onto an SP1 install. Nothing worked, especially the network. I think that was the last time he did it.
For those that don't follow, the install disk on Windows XP allows you to run an auto-repair function that will overwrite the Windows system files from the original disk, reset the boot manager, and reset some things in the master boot record, which can make it look like it's fixing the disk. It's really a nuke option, because it replaces updated files as well, but it does not reset settings. So if you update to a service pack, more often than not you'll have a system that is trying to access DLLs that are now out of date and no longer have the needed functions.
Well, more work for me.
It's your head..err, thread.
I've got a real good one, but I need to work myself up to it. I work best when in a mild fury over an issue -- and how disappointed I am in Linux is something that needs a good stoking. I'll get back to it tomorrow.
1 Day Later:User said:I upgraded XP to SP3, now I'm getting the strange runtime error when BTS is loading.
All was working fine before the SP3 upgrade. All civ patches have been installed prior to sp3 upgrade.
Civ IV is definitely a very misbehaving program, in general. None of my other installed games have given me a problem with the sp3 upgrade.
Anyone ever experience this and its solution?
User said:anyone ever have this problem with bts after updating xp to sp3. both vanilla and warlords are working fine after the upgrade. again, another major glitch with bts, undoubtedly.
Ori said:works fine for me - and in fact its the first report of such problems I have come around here - so its not a common theme
that said:
please post your dxdiag results file and the error message![]()
User said:Here is the error message and dxdiag file.
Things done: reinstalled civ iv complete (from DVD) THREE times! (followed the instructions given by Ori for uninstall and reinstall); all patches installed; changed gfx drivers over a dozen times and finally settled on omega drivers as giving the best, stable results; installed RoM mod again from scratch with fresh install.
It is strange how none, and I mean NONE, of my other installed games are giving me any problems!
Furiey said:Does it do the same without the mod installed?
kiwitt said:Most mods include an updated DLL programmed in C++, which the error dialog seems to be pointing to.
User said:Yes, the error seems to be pointing me to something but I was not able to see the entire path. Plus, what is the solution if the DLL is the problem? I installed the latest version of the mod, so what else is there to do?
Ori said:ask in the thread maintaining the mod - is this mod created for the patch version you are using?
User said:Yes. RoM is v 2.71, which is intended for BTS 3.19.
Ori said:Moderator Action: moved to RoM subforum
Afforess said:it looks like, to me, that some of BTS's required libraries were deleted in the upgrade process. Try reinstalling BTS, patching it to 3.19, and loading the mod again.
User said:I did that. After the SP3 update, I deleted ALL Civ IV stuff, per Ori's suggestion, and I even cleaned out the registry. Then I installed Civ IV complete and applied the patches for BTS and Col. Then, I downloaded a fresh RoM 2.71 and installed that last. When I double clicked on the saved game, the runtime error came up. After that I reinstalled DirectX 9.0c, but the installer told me that no installation was needed as everything was up-to-date.
So, I'm at a loss as to what to do now.
Afforess said:Try starting a new game. It may just be old saves that are corrupted.
User said:I have over 50 saved games for RoM (all the same start, different years) and I have a real hard time believing that ALL 50 games have become corrupted simply because of a Windows update. There has to be something more sinister at work here than just a simple corruption for it to make all 50 games unusable.
Afforess said:You don't understand, and are not cooperating, how can you expect us to help you fix your problem?
Try starting a new game. It will help us isolate whether your saves are ruined, or your BTS install is bad.
And by the way, I don't care how many saves you have, one change to a core game file, and EVERY single file will no longer load. New games, should work, however. Life sucks, sometimes.
Kiwitt said:Can you load a saved game from a non-RoM scenario ?
User said:Thanks, but no thanks! I'll work with Zappara on trying to resolve this issue. I don't need nor deserve to be spoken to in such a rude and condescending manner. Might I suggest a better tone in answering people when they ask a question or fully don't understand an issue instead of charging them with not being cooperative and giving them the "I don't care" attitude. Perhaps you are used to talking to your friends or family in that fashion but when you work with a much larger forum of people, a little more politeness and courtesy go a long way.
Civ_King said:you have my most humble apology if we have come across as rude/condescending, however Afforess is a modder and understands what may be happening, Zappara doesn't understand C++/DLL (I think) and can't help you there so please follow what Afforess said, he understands from experience
I apologize again if I/we have come across as rude/condescending
kiwitt said:FYI: Windows XP SP3 List
Any one of these hotfixs could change the way windows reads the saved file before the fix was applied. A Service Pack, is more that just a collection of security updates.
User said:No, let ME tell you what is truly incredible. You have people, like civ_king (thanks for trying to smooth the waters), apologizing for you and cleaning up the mess for your lack of interpersonal skills when dealing with a broader audience. Ignorance? IGNORANCE??? Ignorance is an arrogant 18 year old who thinks he has the world by the ass because he can bang out a couple of lines of code in C++ and then when clientele ask questions he becomes defensive and attacks people with a haughty attitude. And then to top it all off, you threaten people to withhold help if they don't bend to your will and cower to your demands of "do what I say or else." I don't know what relationship you have exactly with Zappara, but you are giving his mod a bad name by being so confrontational with people that are just trying to use it. If I were him, I would disassociate myself from you.
At this point, the mod is broken by my rule book and has some serious bugs that need worked out. I have plenty of other mods installed and not one, NOT ONE, corrupted all of the saved games after upgrading my OS. As a matter of fact not a single game on my computer had a problem with the OS upgrade. These statistics lead me to believe it is definitely a programming issue.
Do me a favor, stick to programming if that is what you're good out and leave the public relations matters to people who know how to interact more professionally with individuals. You are in for a rude awakening if this is how you are or plan to act with people in the work sector.
Turner (Moderator) said:Moderator Action: Thread closed. Way too much trolling and flaming interlaced with useful information to try and clean up the thread.
That's why I stick with Linux, now if I could only get Civ VI with RoM and AND to run under Wine.
There was more explicit stuff by the user there, but Turner wiped those posts. I'm sure you can tell it was good. None of my posts got wiped though, I just stuck him on ignore and went on as normal. I don't think he ever solved his problem. I wonder why?
That was my favorite user experience. It was before A New Dawn, back when I was still making Afforess's Modmods. Months ago.
Should have given him a Windows XP with SP1 slipstreamed in.
Lol, I get funny questions on these threads from time to time. Let me see if I can dig up some of the more inane posters here.
Okay, this is by far my favorite bad user experience with this mod. I've removed the name of the user, since it really isn't about him.
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There was more explicit stuff by the user there, but Turner wiped those posts. I'm sure you can tell it was good. None of my posts got wiped though, I just stuck him on ignore and went on as normal. I don't think he ever solved his problem. I wonder why?
That was my favorite user experience. It was before A New Dawn, back when I was still making Afforess's Modmods. Months ago.
Anything on macs in General?
EDIT: I just went through a mage of google when i typed mac fail and couldn't find mac fails![]()
I think this might have been mentioned, but not for sure, the FOG does not seem to work correctly??
Units get lost in the Fog, and next to a building Fog is still there??![]()