A political question (for a change)!

[RedRalph]

There was a proposal in Jordan a while ago (can't find the link now) whereby the girth of the King's penis would be publicly stated and used to decide how much money he got from their equivalent of the civil list/ Of course it was shouted down, but was taken quite seriously at the tine and was very nearly enacted as a law.

Would you be in favour of this move in your monarchy?

 

[Perfection]

How much would Queen Elizabeth get?

 

[RedRalph]

How much would Queen Elizabeth get?

I assume their would be some corresponding measurement fpr her, perhaps of her bajango.

 

[tycoonist]

Perhaps the money they get should be equivalent to the distance their head rolls after being severed.

 

[Antilogic]

There was a proposal in Jordan a while ago (can't find the link now) whereby the girth of the King's penis would be publicly stated and used to decide how much money he got from their equivalent of the civil list/

How much money he got from what? I don't think I understand what benefit is being granted.

 

[emzie]

Er, is there a penis circumference merit pay programme in Jordan?

I'm not sure I follow the logic.

 

[asbestos]

And watch as the government abuses the system by surgically altering his penis at its whim?
Smelt him a new penis from a trade-able commodity whose amount is constrained by market prices.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

To show how effectively he screws you?

Magic.

 

[NickyJ]

There was a proposal in Jordan a while ago (can't find the link now) whereby the girth of the King's penis would be publicly stated and used to decide how much money he got from their equivalent of the civil list/ Of course it was shouted down, but was taken quite seriously at the tine and was very nearly enacted as a law.

Would you be in favour of this move in your monarchy?

Hell, no.

Perhaps the money they get should be equivalent to the distance their head rolls after being severed.

Yeah yeah yeah!

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

The Jordanian penal system is weird

 

[Tee Kay]

Jordan the country is a pretty weird place.

I'm actually more interested in a separate Jordanian proposal to distribute international development aid based on the hotness of the respective countries' highest ranking female leader.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Monarchy is stupid.

 

[NickyJ]

Not if I'm the monarch!

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Not if I'm the monarch!

I'll stage a coup

 

[classical_hero]

Viva la revolution.

 

[Dumanios]

This is odd , to say the least.

 

[Glassfan]

There was a proposal in Jordan a while ago (can't find the link now) whereby the girth of the King's penis would be publicly stated and used to decide how much money he got from their equivalent of the civil list/ Of course it was shouted down, but was taken quite seriously at the tine and was very nearly enacted as a law.

Would you be in favour of this move in your monarchy?

Girth?! Is it a proposal from a Jordanian pornographer? As in, "She reached down and wrapped her hand around his girth, and slowly calculated how much money to get from the civil list..."?

The Jordanian penal system is weird

Good one rLf!

 

[Camikaze]

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