A question for guys: Would you ever get Cosmo for your girlfriend?

[LucyDuke]

Are you mad!? Since when has talking solved anything?

When has a magazine ever solved anything?

 

[Fifty]

My mistress has me supply her with only one magazine:

 

[JZ_UK]

Theres so many things wrong with that... but... wow... PVC is shiny...

 

[The Yankee]

When has a magazine ever solved anything?

Sports Illustrated tells me who will not win the World Series by virtue of the fact that they picked that team to win the World Series.

 

[Babbler]

If she ask me to buy while on errands, sure I do it, even if it would uncomfortable.

 

[The Yankee]

If she ask me to buy while on errands, sure I do it, even if it would uncomfortable.

I'm whipped like that too. (Do we no longer have that whip smiley?)

Edit: I'm especially

Thank you down there! I suppose I didn't type in all the right letters.

 

[JZ_UK]

*crack*

 

[Irish Caesar]

If I ever have problems that I think only Cosmopolitan can solve, it's already way too far gone.

 

[GenMarshall]

Where in bloody hell is the "I am single, Thanks for rubbing it in that I have no Girlfriend" option?

 

[Irish Caesar]

Where in bloody hell is the "I am single, Thanks for rubbing it in that I have no Girlfriend" option?

Option #4.



Or, barring that, imagine that you do and answer accordingly.

 

[amadeus]

Only if she asked for a copy.

 

[SickCycle]

My only question is.. how old are you?

loling it's an alright magazine, some funny . .. .. .. . in there and as the first poster pointed out, most of whats in there is how to please your man and how to keep him and blah blah blah

All kinds of sex tips and make up crap to make them look good for you.. if you have a problem buying a magazine because it's aimed at women... I'd question how comfortable you are with your "own" sexuality lol

 

[MobBoss]

If my wife wanted me to buy it for her, then sure. The only thing I flat out refuse to buy is tampons.

 

[LucyDuke]

The only thing I flat out refuse to buy is tampons.

Why? It's not like the cashier won't assume they're for your wife or daughter.

 

[Rossiya]

I'm joyfully homosexual. I would never buy it for my girlfriend; I would read it myself.

 

[Fifty]

If my wife wanted me to buy it for her, then sure. The only thing I flat out refuse to buy is tampons.

Have you ever considered the possibility that your wife is leading a double life in which she regularly drives up to Bellingham while her husband is at work and acts as Dominatrix to a young college student chatroom admin who really loves being ordered around and whipped, and that she makes this student buy all sorts of crazy fetishy torture equipment and leather bodysuits for her because she's afraid of asking her husband for it???

Just a possibility to consider...

 

[Truronian]

No... I find the idea of her whipping out a magazine during our wild ear nibbling sessions less than a turn on.

 

[Rossiya]

No... I find the idea of her whipping out a magazine during our wild ear nibbling sessions less than a turn on.

How vulgar.

 

[Fetus4188]

She buys them all the time anyway. I don't see what harm it could do to get one for her. Of course there is no way for me to know what she already has or not so the likelihood of me buying one is slim.

 

[Volum]

Not really, it's purpose is to sell you ****.

And, have you ever actually read any of those "How to please your man" articles. I did a couple times, out of curiosity. It's phony quotes from "guys" (more likely women who just made them up) with weird lines like "When she bites my ear during lovemaking, I just go wild!".

I would never buy one of those crappy magazines. Waste of money & damaging to your GF's brain cells.

Edit : plus what ElMac said. Not to mention all those perfume ads. Will make your bedroom (assuming you & yours share one) smell awful and all those chemicals will probably increase your likelihood of cancer by a few hundredths of a percent.

Totally agree. Its women giving advice to women about men! If she wants help with me then just ask me.
And what is the point of those "50 ways to please your man" thing, 50? WTH? When i make a list of things she can do to please me i can hardly get to 10.

But if she wanted me to buy it for her i would