ABC Sentence VIII: Letters Galore

[DroopyTofu]

Please stroke the mustaches of the internet gods so that they will forgive you for breaking the two post rule.

 

[cardgame]

Quiet down in front!

 

[dragonprobably]

Right, I'll quiet down.

 

[nerdfighter13]

Stop talking!

 

[dragonprobably]

That is an order!

 

[SamSniped]

Unless it isn't an order.

 

[SouthernKing]

Violins, like xylophones, are a musical instrument.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Wait, that sounds really familiar...

 

[mechaerik]

X makes words sound cooler, like extortion vs. blackmail.

 

[nerdfighter13]

You're right, you know.

 

[SouthernKing]

Zucchinis are tasty vegetables.

 

[SamSniped]

Absolutely disgusting ones to me.

 

[mechaerik]

Bacon is much better as a vegetable.

 

[SouthernKing]

Cheesecake with bacon, now that's a delectable combination.

 

[nerdfighter13]

Don't get ahead of yourself; that combination could kill you.

 

[SamSniped]

Even though it's perfectly safe?

 

[SouthernKing]

Fry that combination, and now you've reached the ultimate in food.

 

[dragonprobably]

Gross.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Heathen, be gone from here!

 

[SouthernKing]

Insulted the holy art of frying, have you? You shall burn!