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does anyone else think Caligula shouldn't have said the supposed last words of Julius Caesar?
Ad Infinitum: The Rise of Peter
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Dumanios
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Lenin: Ughh, my head hurts.
Peter: Yeah, maybe it's all the war-mongering.
Gorbachev: I told you that stuff was bad for you!
Medvedev:
theCaesar, Boadica, and Christos:
Dumanios: Sorry, that's because I altered the timeline.
The Leaders: WHAT?!
Dumanios: I forgot to save after last update, so I altered the timeline to fit as well as necessary.
Lenin:
Mong Ger War!
Peter: What do we get out of this?!
Dumanios: Lenin, your army is now completely unharmed from the Battle of Rome.
Lenin:
Peter: Let's attack those mad women in Iberia!
Peter: Yeah, maybe it's all the war-mongering.
Gorbachev: I told you that stuff was bad for you!
Medvedev:
theCaesar, Boadica, and Christos:
Dumanios: Sorry, that's because I altered the timeline.
The Leaders: WHAT?!
Dumanios: I forgot to save after last update, so I altered the timeline to fit as well as necessary.
Lenin:
Mong Ger War!Peter: What do we get out of this?!
Dumanios: Lenin, your army is now completely unharmed from the Battle of Rome.
Lenin:
Peter: Let's attack those mad women in Iberia!
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Hamilcar: We meet in good faith, Peter. The Carthaginian Empire will find a way or make one. That is our way.
Peter: Didn't we already meet?
Hamilcar: Pardon?
Lenin: Go away.
[Hamilcar leaves]
[Marpesia appears]
Marpesia: What do you want?!
Peter: Die!!
[Marpesia ducks and escapes]
Peter: Lenin, lead the armies!
Lenin: Lenin Smash!
Geronimo: Victory has found us today.
Lenin: Dude, you attacked a Scout.
Geronimo: Shut it.
Russian Captain: We've lost a Horseman!
Lenin:
Captain: We have a spy!
Lenin: Send him eastward! Then Charge!
Lenin: We've won!
Geronimo: Look, retreaters! Smash retreaters!
Dumanios: What will happen to Lenin and Geronimo next time!? What will Balthasar Gerald discover!? What will Victoria do!? Will it blend!? Find out next time in the Rise of Peter!
MaxWar
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This amazon worker with the pike has alot of swing 
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It LIVES!!!
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
nice update
Dumanios
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And so, we return to our prospering frontier town of Dvin, where a Monument to Tigranes was built, and-
Lenin: This is boring me, and who is Tigranes anyway?
Dumanios: Who dares interrupt me? Now where was I, oh yes-
Courier: King Peter! Our forces are under attack!
Dumanios: Oh, it's this story.
Courier: We've also found 2000 Archers, 1000 Javelin Throwers, a Galley, 1000 Settlers, and a Bodhisattva in Themiscyra.
Peter: Then in the name of Shiva, attack!
Horseman: We're outnumbered, and they have swordsmen, too!
Lenin: Advance towards future victory!
Scout: You numskull, we're being followed!
Lenin: Attack the Amazons!
Lenin:
Courier: Our spy has found an even worse threat than the Amazons!
Lenin:
Who?!
Courier: g-Goths!
Peter, Lenin, theCaesar, Boudica, Christos, and Scout: Attack!
Soldier:
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Courier 2: We've been receiving complaints from Spalatum. Apparently, their workers don't like the name you gave them.
Peter: So?
Courier 2: They would like to have a namechange.
Peter:
Workers: 
![[pissed]](/images/smilies/pissed.gif "Pissed [pissed]")
Lenin: Attack the city!
The soldiers easily defeated the city guards, but found Marpesia dead, and Victoria's floating throne present.
The Russians:
Victoria: It is good to have someone able to do the hard work for me.
Link to video.
Lenin drew his sword, and charged towards Victoria. The Demon Queen anticipated this event, and struck back with lightning, and Lenin collapsed.
Victoria: Pathetic.
Meanwhile...
Balthasar Gerald: The government must learn of these plans! The Demon Queen would dare strike on our land!?
Lenin: This is boring me, and who is Tigranes anyway?
Dumanios: Who dares interrupt me? Now where was I, oh yes-
Courier: King Peter! Our forces are under attack!
Dumanios: Oh, it's this story.
Courier: We've also found 2000 Archers, 1000 Javelin Throwers, a Galley, 1000 Settlers, and a Bodhisattva in Themiscyra.
Peter: Then in the name of Shiva, attack!
Horseman: We're outnumbered, and they have swordsmen, too!
Lenin: Advance towards future victory!
Scout: You numskull, we're being followed!
Lenin: Attack the Amazons!
Lenin:
Courier: Our spy has found an even worse threat than the Amazons!
Lenin:
Who?!Courier: g-Goths!
Peter, Lenin, theCaesar, Boudica, Christos, and Scout: Attack!
Soldier:
Courier 2: We've been receiving complaints from Spalatum. Apparently, their workers don't like the name you gave them.
Peter: So?
Courier 2: They would like to have a namechange.
Peter:
Workers:
Lenin: Attack the city!
The soldiers easily defeated the city guards, but found Marpesia dead, and Victoria's floating throne present.
The Russians:
Victoria: It is good to have someone able to do the hard work for me.
Link to video.
Lenin drew his sword, and charged towards Victoria. The Demon Queen anticipated this event, and struck back with lightning, and Lenin collapsed.
Victoria: Pathetic.
Meanwhile...
Balthasar Gerald: The government must learn of these plans! The Demon Queen would dare strike on our land!?
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(as victora's floating throne floated over that of lenin's collapsed form, Lenin strikes upward and destroys the device that keeps it airborn)
Lenin: NOW GERONIMO!
(Geronimo fires his bow at Victora and impales her in the stomach)
Victoria: this can not be, you can not harm a God. (flies back to England to recover.)
Russians:
![[party]](/images/smilies/partytime.gif "Party [party]")
Lenin: NOW GERONIMO!
(Geronimo fires his bow at Victora and impales her in the stomach)
Victoria: this can not be, you can not harm a God. (flies back to England to recover.)
Russians:
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Nice revive of the story! I would update mine, but I might not have the screenshots with me... 
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0800 Hours, Nottingham
Balthasar: These Brits are assimilating the populace, it's only a matter of time before the native Vikings are completely British!
Viking Man: Chip, Chip, Cheerio, would you like some tea and crumpets?
British Man: Why, daresay, I would like some tea and crumpets, and how about some bangers and mash?
Viking Man: Aye!
Balthasar: We must use all of our resources to uncovering the British threat.
Other Spy: What, all four of our espionage points?
Balthasar: Yes.
The Kremlin, Moscva
Peter: When will Lenin be alright?
Medic: In about five updates, unless you would rather I do experimental surgery, which could save him now.
Peter: Uh, no thansk.
[Genghis Khan enters]
Genghis Khan: I demand you kill the Chinese!
[Peter puts on invisible boxing glove, on loan from North Korea]
Peter: No.
[Genghis Khan leaves]
Goth Hideout
Horseman Captain: Fire!
The Kremlin
Courier: Milord, someone in a far away land has founded Christianity, and ordered Chicken Pizza!
Peter: Oh, OK.
Saladin: Greetings, Peter.
Peter: What will you give me for Horseback Riding?
Saladin: How about Sailing and some other worthless techs?
Peter: Deal!
Hatshepsut: I'll give Monarchy and Masonry for Horseback Riding and Priesthood.
Peter: Deal!
Oliver Cromwell: What am I doing here?
Peter: Thank you! [Steals Learning the Alphabet for Dummies from Cromwell.
Cromwll: [Steals some Meditation incense and Riding Horses, a Art from Peter]
Peter:
Cromwell:
[Cromwell leaves]
Medvedev: Prepare to die, Salad boy!
Saladin:
Outside Makkah
Geronimo: This battle shall be a great battle, for it will be yet another victory for the Soviet Union! These Arabs stand in our way of world domination, so they must be destroyed! It is time to kill!
That glitch will be solved next version
Geronimo: The city is ours!
Soldiers: Yay!!!
Balthasar: These Brits are assimilating the populace, it's only a matter of time before the native Vikings are completely British!
Viking Man: Chip, Chip, Cheerio, would you like some tea and crumpets?
British Man: Why, daresay, I would like some tea and crumpets, and how about some bangers and mash?
Viking Man: Aye!
Balthasar: We must use all of our resources to uncovering the British threat.
Other Spy: What, all four of our espionage points?
Balthasar: Yes.
The Kremlin, Moscva
Peter: When will Lenin be alright?
Medic: In about five updates, unless you would rather I do experimental surgery, which could save him now.
Peter: Uh, no thansk.
[Genghis Khan enters]
Genghis Khan: I demand you kill the Chinese!
[Peter puts on invisible boxing glove, on loan from North Korea]
Peter: No.
[Genghis Khan leaves]
Goth Hideout
Horseman Captain: Fire!
The Kremlin
Courier: Milord, someone in a far away land has founded Christianity, and ordered Chicken Pizza!
Peter: Oh, OK.
Saladin: Greetings, Peter.
Peter: What will you give me for Horseback Riding?
Saladin: How about Sailing and some other worthless techs?
Peter:
Deal!Hatshepsut: I'll give Monarchy and Masonry for Horseback Riding and Priesthood.
Peter:
Deal!Oliver Cromwell: What am I doing here?
Peter: Thank you! [Steals Learning the Alphabet for Dummies from Cromwell.
Cromwll:
[Steals some Meditation incense and Riding Horses, a Art from Peter]Peter:
Cromwell:
[Cromwell leaves]
Medvedev: Prepare to die, Salad boy!
Saladin:
Outside Makkah
Geronimo: This battle shall be a great battle, for it will be yet another victory for the Soviet Union! These Arabs stand in our way of world domination, so they must be destroyed! It is time to kill!
That glitch will be solved next version
Geronimo: The city is ours!
Soldiers: Yay!!!
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
Late for the update!
for the update! Daedwartin
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WAIT A MINUTE! Get that usurper off the English throne. Cromwell does not belong there.
SamSniped
DJ Goodboye
I just had to.
Dumanios
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The triumphant Russian forces now hold the holy city of Mecca, and while Saladin has fled to Dimashq, Geronimo's forces are now holed up in the city.
During this era, trade with other nations was conducted.
And war heroes settled down in the great capital, Moscow.
Lenin: What?
Saladin: We wish to end this war.
Lenin: Hold on, what do we get out of this?
Saladin: You get to keep Mecca.
Lenin: And?
Saladin: You get several of these Christian guys I have around here.
Fortunately, Arabia immediately signed an Open Borders pact. :Facepalm:
Horseman: Hey, who's this guy following us?
Lenin: Oh, he's just some prophet following us.
some prophet: My name is Kobo-Daishi, and I am upon a pilgrimage to the Jewish Holy City.
Horseman Captain: What a coincidence! We're on our way there, too!
Not all was well, for our intrepid scouts found some trouble.
Scout: If we're quiet, they won't kill us - OH GOD WHY!?
Hamilcar Barca: Why have you summoned me here, dog?
Peter: I was going to be nice, but now, prepare to be crusaded!
Hamilcar:
Lenin: Charge!
Kobo-Daishi:
Hamilcar: How dare you?!
Lenin:
Hamilcar: I will not let this stand!
Peter: Screw off, you can't live here anymore!
Hamilcar: This is not the last of me!
[Hamilcar leaves]
Russians:
Colonized Carthaginian: ;;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;? (What the heck just happened?)
During this era, trade with other nations was conducted.
And war heroes settled down in the great capital, Moscow.
Lenin: What?
Saladin: We wish to end this war.
Lenin: Hold on, what do we get out of this?
Saladin: You get to keep Mecca.
Lenin: And?
Saladin: You get several of these Christian guys I have around here.
Fortunately, Arabia immediately signed an Open Borders pact. :Facepalm:
Horseman: Hey, who's this guy following us?
Lenin: Oh, he's just some prophet following us.
some prophet: My name is Kobo-Daishi, and I am upon a pilgrimage to the Jewish Holy City.
Horseman Captain: What a coincidence! We're on our way there, too!
Not all was well, for our intrepid scouts found some trouble.
Scout: If we're quiet, they won't kill us - OH GOD WHY!?
Hamilcar Barca: Why have you summoned me here, dog?
Peter:
I was going to be nice, but now, prepare to be crusaded!Hamilcar:
Lenin: Charge!
Kobo-Daishi:
Hamilcar: How dare you?!
Lenin:
Hamilcar: I will not let this stand!
Peter: Screw off, you can't live here anymore!
Hamilcar: This is not the last of me!
[Hamilcar leaves]
Russians:
Colonized Carthaginian: ;;;; ;;; ;;;; ;;;; ;;;;;;;;? (What the heck just happened?)
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