After 1919 - NES
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das
Regeneration In Process
The bourgoise scum are trying to delay the inevitable triumph of communism!
silver 2039
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Aye the victory is assured against the imperialists!
Gelion
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I will try and send some orders soonish.... if not you know what I am doing, don't you 
Gelion
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ACL orders sent!!! Commies beware!
das
Regeneration In Process
Well? The update is when?
Gelion
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All Hail the God... err all hail the mod!
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Gelion said:
There is no "god"....we spit on your captalist buregois fantasies.
Gelion
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Indian rebels sure will win local support by denouncing traditional beliefs.....silver 2039 said:
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Gelion said:Indian rebels sure will win local support by denouncing traditional beliefs.....
Tradtion is a captalist pig-dog inventions.
That was OOC BTW.
Gelion
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OOC: Yeah yeah sure OOC.... the word is already spread!!!
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Bah the ignorant Indian people will believe what we tell them to believe. they're illeiterate anyway.
Gelion
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- Everyone is here? Good. Allow me to begin. Gentlemen we all know what we came here for. Today is the day when we commence our fight against communism. It will be a long and tiresome struggle, but we shall........ is that my salad? thank you... we shall prevail. I belive Bernard has a copy of the agenda.
- Here you are sir.....
- [firm voice] 5 pounds twenty - coffe, twelve pounds beef steak... what is this?
- Please use the other side...
- Oh yes yes..... Now. Item One.... what about Item One? Oh yes Finance. Jim what can you tell me about that.
Jim?
- Sorry I was greeting our supporters by the window.... I've talked to a couple of interesting men.... they agree to fund our cause. Here are the final documents. [gives a 600 page file to Humphrey]
- They only go up to appendix K?!
- Sorry, 6 more to follow.
- Good. No danger of commies ever reading through all this. Now Item Two. Manpower. Arnold?
- We now have offices in all majour European countries and in the USA. We are ready to begin ideological struggle..... Could you pass me the wine?
- Good. Well I think that the general feeling of the meeting is that we are ready. You will be informed about the next meeting specifically. Let me take the papers. Meeting over....
das
Regeneration In Process
OOC: Don't read this if you're sane.
IC:
Ninety Twenty-four.
The multiverse is the basis of all that exists and doesn't exist. There, an epic struggle between many factions, most notably Polar Bears (a.k.a. polar bears) and Penguins (a.k.a. penguins), is being fought. In the multiverse, there are many different universes, including KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD, where the forces of Penguinry are slowly, but surely being pushed back. In the KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD universe, there are many different galaxies, including the Milky Way galaxy, where the decisive campaign is even now in the balance. In the Milky Way galaxy, there are many star systems, including the Solar System, where the Polarbearum's HQ has been set up. In the Solar System, there are several planets, including the planet of Earth.
The planet of Earth could be divided into six not-quite-equal parts, including Russia. Russia is the impregnable fortress of progress and communism. Within it, there is the city of Moscow. Moscow is the capital of Russia, or RSFSR, and of the modern Russian state, the most progressive state in the world - the Federation of Soviet Socialist Republics, FSSR. And in Moscow, there is the Kremlin; it is there that the Fedsovet is assembled to determine the future of Moscow, Russia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD and, indeed, the Multiverse. They say that it is also there that the secret weapons of the FSSR are stored - the Hand of Kremlin, which can be offered to the suffering, oppressed peoples of the world, the Foot of Kremlin, which can crack down on Whites, kulaks, Kikirian religious fanatics and other French puppets and, ofcourse, the Mother of Kuz'ma (called affectionally "Kuz'kina mat'"). But that's a different story.
Underneath the Kremlin, there is a basement. Under the Kremlin's basement, there is a lot of dirt. Underneath a lot of dirt, there is a top secret metal complex where, ironically, the same subjects as in Fedsovet (the future of Moscow, Russia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD and, indeed, the Multiverse) are pondered upon by the professionals (of whose activity the ordinary people suspect much and know little).
"I believe that you know more than that, though." - said the shorter of the two masked men in black jumpsuits that were walking in a corridor just outside of the complex' "forum".
"Maybe." - the other one replied with such a natural German accent that it was most definitely faked, even though it was very hard to actually distinguish a German accent within just one word.
"Ofcourse you do!" - said the shorter one, agitated - "Don't you understand that cooperation is vital in this issue? And if we are to cooperate, we should share our information..."
"Perhaps." - yes, it was definitely a faked German accent - "But what do *I* have to gain from this?"
"The same thing - information."
"So if I tell you why Stalin died, you will?"
"I will tell you that the British PM is secretly a follower of the Kikiri cult."
"Damn." - the German-accent-faking man said - "I never understood those Kikiris, why can't they act like normal occult societies and send a representative here?!"
"Stalin, Stalin..."
"Ah, yes. His food was poisoned. By the Whites, not the penguins. That much is true. More interesting is the fact that the poison was, in fact, very artificial. I participated in the analysis work - it is penguin-made. Penguin telepathic attacks was what doomed Stalin, ofcourse. Satisfied?"
"Very well, but what about..."
A voice declared in a variety of human and polar bear languages that the meeting was about to start.
---
"Let us get to the matter at hand." - said a stereotypical rabbi at the podium - "The matter of Lenin."
"Lenin is the best hope of humanity!" - shouted an equally-stereotypic "member of intellegencia of Jewish descent", probably born in Odessa.
"How much does he pay you?" - asked a tall man in a mask and a black jumpsuit with a perfectly-fake German accent.
The rabbi shook his head and took out a laser cannon.
"Order in the forum. Respected" - he said the word in a very disgusting manner - "representatives of the Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy and the German Nazi Underground, please quiet down. Yes, respected representative of the Secret Council?"
"Lenin has played his part, now he should be removed. Now that the Church has been crippled, Russia can once more become a pagan power!" - declared a man wearing a clicheed necklace of skulls.
"Just you hope!" - shouted a man in red clothes who suddenly burst into the room.
"Oh, great." - muttered the rabbi - "Of all the things, I didn't provide for a Spanish Inquisition..."
"Nobody provides for the Spanish Inquisition!" - shouted the man, bitterly - "You all think you can live without us. We all know this! Well then, I am going back to Spain! But we will be back! THE SPANISH INQUISITION SHALL RET-"
But at that point, a squad of Black Robes apprehended the inquisitor and threw him out of the forum.
"Banned." - said the rabbi with satisfaction - "Now, about Lenin..."
"What about Lenin?" - asked a short masked man in a black jumpsuit.
"Well, he's 54 years old now. And he is overburdened with work. Sooner or later, he will break down and die."
"Lenin is immortal!" - the representative of the Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy shouted, supported by a man in gray robes and a kippa, symbolizing the unity of the Jews and the Masons in a world-wide conspiracy.
"Death to Lenin!" - shouted the animated corpse of Kolchak, but was ignored.
"Now, now. Lenin is but a human..."
"We acknowledge that." - noted the short man.
"...and humans die."
"Sure they do." - said Kolchak's corpse and the representative of the Secret Council in unison.
"After Lenin dies, there will be much upheaval in Russia."
"No! Russia is the most progressive country in the world!" - shouted the Judeo-Bolshevik. The fat, scarred man standing next to him roared in approval.
"Fine. Due to the imperialist sabotage, Lenin's death will be followed by much upheaval..."
"Yeah, sure, blame everything on us!" - shouted a stereotypical English imperialist, while the French one grasped his right hand with his left one and clenched his teeth.
"Are you going to deny this?" - asked the fat man who looked suspiciously like a polar bear - "You imperialists, you're no better than penguins!"
"Penguins *are* imperialists." - reminded the Judeo-Bolshevik. The Judeo-Mason snickered.
"ANYWAY! We need to know what should happen in Russia after Lenin is dead!"
"Finland..." - started a Finnish separatist.
"Shut up! We don't care about Finland!"
"No-no, I don't say that it will be free, though it will, I say that it should take over the rest of the FSSR." - the separatist quickly found a way out of a seemingly-unsalvageable situation and thus regained the respect of his fellow conspirators.
"That's one version." - said the rabbi, who really was an Elder of Sion (just like the German Nazi Underground representative had suspected!).
"Indeed." - said the short man - "Taking into account Stalin's early death, I suggest that the FSSR is inherited by Beria..."
"Beria is insignificant at this date!"
"We could make him significant."
"No we... Ah, yes. Well... what will the imperialists suggest?"
"As if we don't know." - said the Judeo-Mason.
"FSSR will be partitioned between Britain, France and Finland..."
"Unacceptable! It must be all ours!" - shouted the Finnish separatist to the applause of most other conspirators.
"Quiet." - said a little green man - "Let me speak."
"It is a penguin spy!" - shouted the fat man, who took off the costume and was now clearly a polar bear with a photon machine gun. He killed the little green man, who indeed turned out to be a little green penguin in disguise.
"Quiet." - said the polar bear - "Let me speak."
And it spoke.
"We cannot allow ourself this bickering. We have different interests, different ideologies... we are different. Let us fight each other later, though. For now, we have a much greater menace in front of us. The penguins.
These vile birds seek internesional domination. They will not stop at anything. They will destroy entire civilizations, all in the name of their imperium. Yes, the British and the French colonial empires too. Finland will suffer under Soviet reign - at first, anyway, at first. But under the penguins... it will cease to exist altogether.
Even now, the decisive battles are being fought, and though Earth in this universe is a secondary theatre... a victory here might just be enough to break the penguin's back."
"Sadist." - quietly commented the French imperialist.
"We must stand united, lest penguins win. And this is why the matter of Lenin is so significant. The penguins are even now plotting against him... and sooner or later, he will die. Just like Stalin did. It is clear that the penguins are clearing the path for someone. Someone who will be their obedient puppet in FSSR, someone whom they will use for their nefarious goals. We must be ready to put forward our own candidate - and pray that it is not the one the penguins want. But there are too many penguin agents in our ranks...
Oh, and... this is for your own good."
Suddenly, a hatch in the door opened and NKVD troops rushed in. Dzerzhinsky and Parvus were amongst them, giving orders and quickly apprehending the conspirators. The polar bear looked on smugly and quickly snatched the documents at the Elder's podium, looking through them. Soon after, its face changed - it was angry.
The update wasn't there.
To be continued.
IC:
Ninety Twenty-four.
The multiverse is the basis of all that exists and doesn't exist. There, an epic struggle between many factions, most notably Polar Bears (a.k.a. polar bears) and Penguins (a.k.a. penguins), is being fought. In the multiverse, there are many different universes, including KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD, where the forces of Penguinry are slowly, but surely being pushed back. In the KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD universe, there are many different galaxies, including the Milky Way galaxy, where the decisive campaign is even now in the balance. In the Milky Way galaxy, there are many star systems, including the Solar System, where the Polarbearum's HQ has been set up. In the Solar System, there are several planets, including the planet of Earth.
The planet of Earth could be divided into six not-quite-equal parts, including Russia. Russia is the impregnable fortress of progress and communism. Within it, there is the city of Moscow. Moscow is the capital of Russia, or RSFSR, and of the modern Russian state, the most progressive state in the world - the Federation of Soviet Socialist Republics, FSSR. And in Moscow, there is the Kremlin; it is there that the Fedsovet is assembled to determine the future of Moscow, Russia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD and, indeed, the Multiverse. They say that it is also there that the secret weapons of the FSSR are stored - the Hand of Kremlin, which can be offered to the suffering, oppressed peoples of the world, the Foot of Kremlin, which can crack down on Whites, kulaks, Kikirian religious fanatics and other French puppets and, ofcourse, the Mother of Kuz'ma (called affectionally "Kuz'kina mat'"). But that's a different story.
Underneath the Kremlin, there is a basement. Under the Kremlin's basement, there is a lot of dirt. Underneath a lot of dirt, there is a top secret metal complex where, ironically, the same subjects as in Fedsovet (the future of Moscow, Russia, Earth, Solar System, Milky Way, KAL'THZAR'S"AFTER1919"NESWORLD and, indeed, the Multiverse) are pondered upon by the professionals (of whose activity the ordinary people suspect much and know little).
"I believe that you know more than that, though." - said the shorter of the two masked men in black jumpsuits that were walking in a corridor just outside of the complex' "forum".
"Maybe." - the other one replied with such a natural German accent that it was most definitely faked, even though it was very hard to actually distinguish a German accent within just one word.
"Ofcourse you do!" - said the shorter one, agitated - "Don't you understand that cooperation is vital in this issue? And if we are to cooperate, we should share our information..."
"Perhaps." - yes, it was definitely a faked German accent - "But what do *I* have to gain from this?"
"The same thing - information."
"So if I tell you why Stalin died, you will?"
"I will tell you that the British PM is secretly a follower of the Kikiri cult."
"Damn." - the German-accent-faking man said - "I never understood those Kikiris, why can't they act like normal occult societies and send a representative here?!"
"Stalin, Stalin..."
"Ah, yes. His food was poisoned. By the Whites, not the penguins. That much is true. More interesting is the fact that the poison was, in fact, very artificial. I participated in the analysis work - it is penguin-made. Penguin telepathic attacks was what doomed Stalin, ofcourse. Satisfied?"
"Very well, but what about..."
A voice declared in a variety of human and polar bear languages that the meeting was about to start.
---
"Let us get to the matter at hand." - said a stereotypical rabbi at the podium - "The matter of Lenin."
"Lenin is the best hope of humanity!" - shouted an equally-stereotypic "member of intellegencia of Jewish descent", probably born in Odessa.
"How much does he pay you?" - asked a tall man in a mask and a black jumpsuit with a perfectly-fake German accent.
The rabbi shook his head and took out a laser cannon.
"Order in the forum. Respected" - he said the word in a very disgusting manner - "representatives of the Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy and the German Nazi Underground, please quiet down. Yes, respected representative of the Secret Council?"
"Lenin has played his part, now he should be removed. Now that the Church has been crippled, Russia can once more become a pagan power!" - declared a man wearing a clicheed necklace of skulls.
"Just you hope!" - shouted a man in red clothes who suddenly burst into the room.
"Oh, great." - muttered the rabbi - "Of all the things, I didn't provide for a Spanish Inquisition..."
"Nobody provides for the Spanish Inquisition!" - shouted the man, bitterly - "You all think you can live without us. We all know this! Well then, I am going back to Spain! But we will be back! THE SPANISH INQUISITION SHALL RET-"
But at that point, a squad of Black Robes apprehended the inquisitor and threw him out of the forum.
"Banned." - said the rabbi with satisfaction - "Now, about Lenin..."
"What about Lenin?" - asked a short masked man in a black jumpsuit.
"Well, he's 54 years old now. And he is overburdened with work. Sooner or later, he will break down and die."
"Lenin is immortal!" - the representative of the Judeo-Bolshevik conspiracy shouted, supported by a man in gray robes and a kippa, symbolizing the unity of the Jews and the Masons in a world-wide conspiracy.
"Death to Lenin!" - shouted the animated corpse of Kolchak, but was ignored.
"Now, now. Lenin is but a human..."
"We acknowledge that." - noted the short man.
"...and humans die."
"Sure they do." - said Kolchak's corpse and the representative of the Secret Council in unison.
"After Lenin dies, there will be much upheaval in Russia."
"No! Russia is the most progressive country in the world!" - shouted the Judeo-Bolshevik. The fat, scarred man standing next to him roared in approval.
"Fine. Due to the imperialist sabotage, Lenin's death will be followed by much upheaval..."
"Yeah, sure, blame everything on us!" - shouted a stereotypical English imperialist, while the French one grasped his right hand with his left one and clenched his teeth.
"Are you going to deny this?" - asked the fat man who looked suspiciously like a polar bear - "You imperialists, you're no better than penguins!"
"Penguins *are* imperialists." - reminded the Judeo-Bolshevik. The Judeo-Mason snickered.
"ANYWAY! We need to know what should happen in Russia after Lenin is dead!"
"Finland..." - started a Finnish separatist.
"Shut up! We don't care about Finland!"
"No-no, I don't say that it will be free, though it will, I say that it should take over the rest of the FSSR." - the separatist quickly found a way out of a seemingly-unsalvageable situation and thus regained the respect of his fellow conspirators.
"That's one version." - said the rabbi, who really was an Elder of Sion (just like the German Nazi Underground representative had suspected!).
"Indeed." - said the short man - "Taking into account Stalin's early death, I suggest that the FSSR is inherited by Beria..."
"Beria is insignificant at this date!"
"We could make him significant."
"No we... Ah, yes. Well... what will the imperialists suggest?"
"As if we don't know." - said the Judeo-Mason.
"FSSR will be partitioned between Britain, France and Finland..."
"Unacceptable! It must be all ours!" - shouted the Finnish separatist to the applause of most other conspirators.
"Quiet." - said a little green man - "Let me speak."
"It is a penguin spy!" - shouted the fat man, who took off the costume and was now clearly a polar bear with a photon machine gun. He killed the little green man, who indeed turned out to be a little green penguin in disguise.
"Quiet." - said the polar bear - "Let me speak."
And it spoke.
"We cannot allow ourself this bickering. We have different interests, different ideologies... we are different. Let us fight each other later, though. For now, we have a much greater menace in front of us. The penguins.
These vile birds seek internesional domination. They will not stop at anything. They will destroy entire civilizations, all in the name of their imperium. Yes, the British and the French colonial empires too. Finland will suffer under Soviet reign - at first, anyway, at first. But under the penguins... it will cease to exist altogether.
Even now, the decisive battles are being fought, and though Earth in this universe is a secondary theatre... a victory here might just be enough to break the penguin's back."
"Sadist." - quietly commented the French imperialist.
"We must stand united, lest penguins win. And this is why the matter of Lenin is so significant. The penguins are even now plotting against him... and sooner or later, he will die. Just like Stalin did. It is clear that the penguins are clearing the path for someone. Someone who will be their obedient puppet in FSSR, someone whom they will use for their nefarious goals. We must be ready to put forward our own candidate - and pray that it is not the one the penguins want. But there are too many penguin agents in our ranks...
Oh, and... this is for your own good."
Suddenly, a hatch in the door opened and NKVD troops rushed in. Dzerzhinsky and Parvus were amongst them, giving orders and quickly apprehending the conspirators. The polar bear looked on smugly and quickly snatched the documents at the Elder's podium, looking through them. Soon after, its face changed - it was angry.
The update wasn't there.
To be continued.
