All The World's A Stage

[Adrogans]

From Ottoman Empire
To Russia

It is simple. You did not release all the Muslim lands to Kazan. We have freed them into Kazan's control. Consider this complete.

To Crimean Rebels

Who are you and what are your problems?

To - The people of Crimea
From - Russia

"Hear me, good citizens of Crimea, this is your chance to break free from the bondage of Ottoman imperialism! We shall aid you free your land from the Ottomans if you agree to aid us in the war, and in the end, when they're forces flee, you shall have a free land to rule by your people."

The above is a laugh. Citizens in The Empire have far more rights than in Russia. If you feel you would rather be little better than slaves, then we suggest you emigrate to Russia and simply leave Crimea.

OOC: Ah, no crimean orders. Well isnt that stupendous.

 

[Tree151]

To - Ottomans
From - Russia

"This is clearly an act of war, not only conquering for Kazan but for your empire? We can do this both ways. Retreat from Russian land immediately."

 

[Adrogans]

From Ottoman Empire
To Russia

Kazan is our vassal, all the lands we occupy are being turned over to them. As I said this is complete.

And keep in mind your glaring weakness is now exposed to all your neighbors. Sweden, Poland. The wolves are coming for you, we simply wanted to maintain the security of those who should rightfully be ruled by Kazan.

 

[Tree151]

To - Ottomans
From - Russia

"All land shall be returned, and we shall not have problems with your empire. This is your last warning, we are losing patiance. Also, as to the Crimeans, we have promised them a free land, not a puppet state like your empire flourishes from, and it is better then any promise a slaver can bring."

To - Kazan
From - Russia

"We are giving you an ultimatum - return all land that your lord have given you and we shall make peace. If not, though, we shall not stop until all of Kazan is assimilated into Russia. We may still salvage some relations with each other, even after this atrocity."

 

[Adrogans]

From The Ottoman Empire
To Russia

Your patience? Hah, the Padishah knows you fear us, whereas we do not concern ourselves other than to complete the True freedom of Kazan, all of Kazan, not just some small portion of it.

Your policies have been made known to us and we feel you are the weasel who was trying to slip into the side door of the barn while all the wolves howled in the distance far away. The sneaky weasel who uses distraction and deception, that is what Russia is.

The grandfather of the Padishah tried to explain this to Russia before, but Russia still failed to learn the lesson. You turned your eyes where they did not belong, and sadly we could not convince him to free all the Muslims to the care of Kazan then. This will be rectified, in fact it has been done so.

If you accept this then our business is concluded. If you do not then we make known to the world what Sweden has already found out. The weasel is weak in its lair and all around it are honorable wolves who should teach the weasel its place.

Your patience does not interest us. Simply your acceptance of the freedom of all the Muslims in Russia to be ruled by Kazan and removed from your serfdom.

The Christians in the Empire are treated as citizens, and accepted; the Muslims in yours are not. We have rectified that problem.

The Padishah grows tired with the banter and simply points out to you that you cannot even beat the small and fiesty Sweden, what will happen when we turn our full might against you should you not accept this? Well you can sleep on it, The Padishah will not be the one having nightmares.

 

[bestshot9]

To: Russia
From: Sweden

Surrender and turn over the little bit of land you yet cling to in Norway over to Sweden, and let there be peace in the Baltic. Or don't, it wont stop us and Denmark from achieving victory over you.

 

[Anonymoose]

His Holiness the Pope encourages Catholic Europe to take arms against the Russian heathen. They wish only to persecute the faithful.

 

[Karalysia]

His Holiness the Pope encourages Catholic Europe to take arms against the Russian heathen. They wish only to persecute the faithful.

Lol whut.

 

[Adrogans]

OOC:
It's time to end the Schizm

Not that the Ottomans care about your silly east west thing, we have our own east west thing.

 

[Matt0088]

OOC: Let's kill the protestants also while we're at it!

 

[Omega124]

TO:England
FROM:Scotland
Why do we quarrel? We share our island with a common heritage. Our two great nations can prosper together in a union! May we talk some peace into you?

 

[Anonymoose]

The protestants will eventually find their way back to the light. If not, They will be smote.

 

[Tree151]

To - Sweden
From - Russia

"The current situation in the south may need more attention, but we will not abandon Scandinavia. We are willing to negotiate a ceasefire until the troubles with the Ottomans are over. Then, we can discuss this matter more thoroughly."

To - The Pope
From - Russia

"Our quarrel is not religious. We fight as Russians, not emissaries of a certain religion. In our army, serve Orthodox, Catholics, Protestants, Muslims and Jews."

To - Ottomans
From - Russia

"Compared to the empire you inhereted, all seem like weasels, don't you think? Do you think, that without those puppets that you own, you may have even threatened Russia? Are you already blinded by the spotlight? Well enjoy it while you can, since with this attitude, empires fell, the Greeks, the Romans, and now you.

In this war, you fight with masses of armies, from your empire along with the enslaved hordes of puppet armies. We fight for our homeland, and just this can break the will of any adversary. In Russia, all citizens are treated as Russians, in the Ottoman Empire, there are Ottomans, and there are slaves. You cannot control those slaves forever.

Now if you wish to fight this war in such a cowardly way, we shall break the will of your hordes even without countless puppets."

 

[Haseri]

To Scotland
From England

Of course. Our only course of action was to get the false king James off the throne. If you get rid of him, the various Lords can rule the lands as they so wish. If they swear fealty to King James I.

OOC: You can stay in charge of Scotland, but we have to enter a formal alliance.

 

[Adrogans]

From The Ottoman Empire
To Russia

Lets see first off no negotiations with the Ottoman Empire can be concluded without you dropping your imperialistic assault in Scandinavia. We freed Scandinavia from your grip before only to see that you still have not learned your lesson.

Secondly, as stated repeatedly we want no land concessions to the Empire directly. Why would we want to rule a bunch of uppity and backward Russians? No as we have stated we restored the land which should rightfully have been ruled by Kazan back to Kazan.

So we will not repeat ourselves again you sneaking weasel. Matters are only getting worse as the wolves are coming.

 

[Anonymoose]

The Pope has confirmation from the Padishah that Catholics in the empire will be treated well. I have no such confirmation from you, and there are virtually no Catholics in Russia. You need to be converted.

 

[Stuck in Pi]

To: Bohemia and Allies
From: Poland

We accept your offer of peace.

To: Russia
From: Poland

We will stand with the Ottomans if you don't remove yourself from Scandinavia and Kazan. You cannot hope to face the two of us at once.

 

[Karalysia]

To Crimean Peasants
From Crimean Khanate

What is the reason for this foolish revolt?

 

[Tree151]

To - Ottomans
From - Russia

"Those wolves that you talk about are scavangers, not predators. Nations like Poland that take advantage of their neighbors' wars to gain as much land as possible. The wolves will come, but their prey will fight back this time."

To - The Pope
From - Russia

"As we said, Russia treats all it's citizens as Russians, and does not rank by a certain religion. While our majority may not be Catholic, if they live in Russia, they are Russians like everyone else."

To - Poland
From - Russia

"Typical, for the Polish to act like this. We tried to fix the relations broken in our wars, but it seems that we can't teach an old dog new tricks."

To - Sweden
From - Russia

"Our offer for ceasefire still stands. If you agree, then maybe we can continue negotiations once the situation with the Ottomans is solved."

 

[bestshot9]

To: Russia
From: Sweden

We will not agree to a cease fire so that you can put off facing us until the Ottomans are "solved". We will continue the fight until you withdraw all soldiers and claims on any part of the Scandinavian world.