Altered Maps V: The Molotov-Threadentropp Pact

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Nobody can beat the Wine belt! Beware you beerers and vodkaers! Winers are going to make you whine!

All the wine drinking nations suck at warfare. The beer and vodka drinking ones are full of real men and historically have been owned by the others. Even Napoleon lost to the British/Prussians/Russians. Wine drinking nations=pack of softcocks.
 
All the wine drinking nations suck at warfare. The beer and vodka drinking ones are full of real men and historically have been owned by the others. Even Napoleon lost to the British/Prussians/Russians. Wine drinking nations=pack of softcocks.

Yah! WOO Poland!!! :D
 
Love the Reagan map, stumbled it a few weeks back. Those ''world through x's eyes'' maps are always interesting, but are too frequently done for the US. The stereotype that American's are ignorant about the rest of the world is very overdone.

I managed to find an old map of the Tories view of the world. I think it was from Private eye in the 1980s:

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I find it interesting they can name (although misspell) Wagga Wagga, but they couldn't place Australia on a map.
 
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Something I'm working on at the moment... I'm trying to bring the world of Mobius to life! I managed to get the map about right... now I just need to paint the terrain properly. It's gonna be a nightmare...

P.S. For all who might be concerned it looks like a distorted Earth, that's because it is. Mobius is Earth 12,000 years after most of the human population was wiped out by the gene bombs of an alien race.
 
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The Iberian Empire(in and around Europe) in the 1480s.

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The Iberian Empire(light blue) spread throughout Europe through a mixture of opportunism, defections, and overall, militarism. In the Four Punic Wars(1111 - 1212), the North African coast was annexed. The First War erupted when the sole Carthaginian town in Iberia defected to the Iberian Kingdom, triggering one war after another as the proverbial dominoes fell.

In 1266, the Iberians declared war on England, which had occupied half of Galicia for centuries, with the hopes of uniting the Galicians with their Iberian brethren. The resulting war cascaded across Europe, with Iberia going to war with Italy and the Balkanzulu. The war effort was divided after the Anglo-Italian alliance was driven out of Iberia, with most of the force attacking Italy while smaller forces worked on pushing the English out of Brittany, which the French - key allies of Iberia - were trying to obtain.

Carlos II of Iberia(r. 1283-1337) came to power during the massive conflict, and would see victory over the Italian dogs. It took him 28 years, but in 1311, Rome itself was conquered; this happened just after the Arabstrians - who were relatives and allies of Iberia - declared war on the Persians in 1309. By 1326, Italy had been driven out of it's home peninsula, taking refuge on the islands of Corsica and Sardinia.

Carlos II was succeeded by his short-lived sons Felipe and Carlos III, but his grandson Marcos II would come to the throne in 1344, and would lead Iberia to victory. During Marcos' reign, the Italians were crushed(with good reason; with the capture of Rome and relative quiet the islands had experienced, the Italians had embraced Socialism and formed a People's Republic under Leninus).

Marcos, while being a great conqueror(having taken Persepolis, for instance, at the age of 21), was also the founder of a great welfare state, establishing universal healthcare in most cities. His welfare state's development was helped along by the fact he hired the former Socialist Italian official, Leonus Trotskius, to head the board of directors charged with crafting social capitalism throughout Iberia's domains.

After the fall of the Italians, peace was made with Persia(which had collapsed into the Peoples' Republic of Poland), the Socialist Republic of England(which was so desperate for peace it surrendered all territories in Ireland, being in a state of war with the Socialist Republic of Mongscotland to the North), and the Kingdom of Balkanzulu. Marcos would then assault the Mexigundian Republic, which was so backwards it didn't even have cannons in the age of industry.

Most of Mexigundy was occupied in a single year, with all of it being seized within six, after a battle through the mountains.

While Mexigundy was added, the Arabsburgs were overthrown in Arabstria, being replaced with - surprise, surprise - Socialists. Marcos agreed to reinstate the Arabsburg Monarchy, but only if Iberia was given special rights over the entire region. When the Arabsburgs agreed, war was declared.

The Union of European Socialist Republics (UESR, the name of the entity governing the former Arabstrian Empire) would eventually be crushed, being replaced with the reinstated Arabsburg Monarchy.

The UESR was not destroyed entirely by Iberia, merely most of it. In the 1380s, Marcos called off any further offensives and launched a surprise attack on the former close friend of Iberia, France. The French would be crushed over the course of the next century, with their entire homeland occupied and three successor states - all Socialist: The Peoples' Republic of Ireland; the Peoples' Republic of Iceland, and the Socialist Republic of New Paris(based on an island in the middle of the North Sea). Ireland - and all territories the Irish Socialists seized from Iberian allies - would later be absorbed into Iberia. New Paris fell, as well.

And this is where the map takes place: right after the fall of Ireland, and after the ascension of Cristobal I to power. Cristobal has succeeded his father, the brutal Julio Agosto II, who killed every rioter in France and massacred 4 million people total across the entire empire, primarily French civilians. Cristobal hopes to bring peace to Iberia and make amends for the past... starting by calling off his father's plans to starve the entire population of Paris.
 
Here's an "updated" (for recent trends; i.e. wine in Germany, beer in Scandinavia) and more nuanced version:

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Most of Bohemia should be pure beer. Wine is only really produced in the southern parts of Moravia. Also, should Upper and Lower Austria really be classified as pure wine regions?

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There are some dots in the central Bohemia too, but you can ignore that.

I live on the beer/wine boundary, so I am getting the best of both worlds :smug:
 
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Pretty much, everything outside the major powers was sunk beneath the surface. Think of it as politically-biased global warming. :mischief:

I sunk Russia just because it was bugging me.
 
well at least the global warming spared canada and half of Istanbul.
 
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Fed up with constant abuse by the rest of Europe over being rightfully central European and with Poland's glorious superpower history constantly being diminished by the Western nobodies, the Poles(Black) unveiled a secret weapon buried beneath Warsaw: The Historical Inevitability-ator. The device was detonated, transforming Europe in such a way Poland was able to conquer Germany, Russia, and parts of Austria. Puppet states(dark gray) were soon set up all across Europe, while Poland grew several fold in size as the Commonwealth was recreated, plus interest.

A consequence of the device's detonation was that Warsaw itself was irradiated in - ironically - Eastern European fashion. A new capital called New Warsaw was set up to govern the vastly-expanded Polish Empire. Many non-Poles in Poland's historical lands were deported or even cleansed.

The French were opportunists, seizing control of the EU without their German competitors. They unified it by force and diplomacy, building friends and allies(light blue). While informally called the French Empire(as France returned to an imperial structure under yet another Bonaparte dynasty), it was technically still the EU, based in Florence, further away from the dangerous clutches of the Poles.
 
well at least the global warming spared canada and half of Istanbul.

What fun would it be if the Americans didn't have their more-peaceful doubles to the north and if the Europeans no longer had a topic of debate for what constitutes being European? ;)
 
Pretty much, everything outside the major powers was sunk beneath the surface. Think of it as politically-biased global warming. :mischief:

Rwanda, Sierra Leone, Guinea Bissau, Gambia, El Salvador, Solomon Islands, Dominican Republic and the Baltics count as major powers?


Now we just need the French and Polish would sign an alliance...
 
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Russia is the new Poland, y'all. The whole world has ganged up on it.

Blue = Special economic zones. These areas are free trade-oriented, and were meant to keep any power from seizing certain strategic areas. Often, they were lobbied for by powers that couldn't get directly into Russia, such as Sweden - and Europe in general - for St. Petersburg and Iran for Astrakhan.

What is de jure Independent Russia is still mostly carved into spheres of influence, like China was.
 
Rwanda, Sierra Leone, Guinea Bissau, Gambia, El Salvador, Solomon Islands, Dominican Republic and the Baltics count as major powers?

Well I left some countries in just to serve as island bases and... well, to make things a tad more interesting, rather than everything be a giant patch of ocean... The smaller countries were salvaged because size making them more capable of being islands. The bigger they are... the deeper they sink. ;)

Now we just need the French and Polish would sign an alliance...

Oh god... no... please no... ;__;

France would be like incubi/succubi and seduce the leaders of the world, whereas Poland would bore everyone into suicide with rants about their country's superpower status, past, present and future. Truly a fearsome foe...

China and America would have to form an alliance for sure to combat such a threat!
 
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Based on information I could gather. The most popular videogame characters in the Western countries.

Red = Mario, Blue = Sonic

Go UK! Kick 'em all into the sewers!

Seeing such statistics almost makes me wanna move to the UK. :(
 
I think that Sonic ended up being more popular because the most popular consoles were the Master System and the Mega Drive instead of the NES and SNES. Oddly enough Sega didn't care for Britain, they wanted to concentrate their efforts on North America.
 
I think that Sonic ended up being more popular because the most popular consoles were the Master System and the Mega Drive instead of the NES and SNES. Oddly enough Sega didn't care for Britain, they wanted to concentrate their efforts on North America.

And for a time, that was a good idea. Sega's market share was once in the 60% range!
 
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