Alternate History NESes; Spout some ideas!

So? Which alternate histories appeal to you?

  • Rome Never Falls

    Votes: 58 35.8%
  • Axis Wins WWII

    Votes: 55 34.0%
  • D-Day Fails

    Votes: 41 25.3%
  • No Fort Sumter, No Civil War

    Votes: 32 19.8%
  • No Waterloo

    Votes: 33 20.4%
  • Islamic Europe

    Votes: 43 26.5%
  • No Roman Empire

    Votes: 37 22.8%
  • Carthage wins Punic Wars

    Votes: 51 31.5%
  • Alexander the Great survives his bout with malaria

    Votes: 54 33.3%
  • Mesoamerican Empires survived/Americas not discovered

    Votes: 48 29.6%
  • Americans lose revolutionary war/revolutionary war averted

    Votes: 44 27.2%
  • Years of Rice and Salt (Do it again!)

    Votes: 24 14.8%
  • Recolonization of Africa

    Votes: 20 12.3%
  • Advanced Native Americans

    Votes: 59 36.4%
  • Successful Zimmerman note

    Votes: 35 21.6%
  • Germany wins WWI

    Votes: 63 38.9%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 19.1%

  • Total voters
    162
Yes. Another idea - Harold was a military genius, or at least very competent. His successes might get him overconfident. He might invade France, but is likely to be defeated; his supply routes are severed, and eventually, the French mow him down... His successors, distraught, close England off to the world, forbid travelling abroad, embrace a heretical church and sit around doing nothing until a certain admiral from New Japan forcefully opened England...

j/k ;)

I do believe that England is likely to remain backwards, impoverished, etc, etc, for some time, although the people will have it easier. French might or might not conquer England, but without the English distraction the Anjou France is likely to go for European Domination. Obvious directions for expansion are England, Germany or Italy. Italy is unlikely to be succesful. Germany or England are better, much better...

Another version - no Anjou France, instead France remains a decentralized state, ala HRE. It is united eventually during the local Age of Nationalism analogue, and makes its bid for world domination, probably not unlike Napoleonic Wars in the general directions of expansion.
 
Nope!
 
Nope!
 
North King said:
Yes, yes we are. And it happens that in 1066 it was a rather better place than France, Italy, or Spain.

Links please ;)

And please, dun put in books you've read saying this just in case you decided to follow silver's footsteps...
 
alex994 said:
Links please ;)

And please, dun put in books you've read saying this just in case you decided to follow silver's footsteps...

Sorry, I have no online sources. Some of us still read books, alex.
 
when did france wipe out the occitans anyway?

13th century...

Anyway, IMHO Anjou dynasty would've dominated France. And then, Western Europe. Parts of it, anyway.

NK, before 1066 England was semi-isolated and rather backwards. Oh, it was in some regards better, but still, it is notable that the Normans DID defeat them and managed to assimilate them. A people that can be assimilated so easily is just plain weak. As Gumilyev would've put it, "low passionarity".
 
das said:
NK, before 1066 England was semi-isolated and rather backwards. Oh, it was in some regards better, but still, it is notable that the Normans DID defeat them and managed to assimilate them. A people that can be assimilated so easily is just plain weak. As Gumilyev would've put it, "low passionarity".

That's rather biased... Especially considering the English assimilated the Normans. :p
 
They assimilated each other, actually. Still, England of the time was, from what I could discern, backwards and in semi-isolation. Rather like pre-Petrine Russia. What England needs is a "Meiji", but I'm sceptical about that working so early.

Still, why not isolate them?
 
das said:
They assimilated each other, actually. Still, England of the time was, from what I could discern, backwards and in semi-isolation. Rather like pre-Petrine Russia. What England needs is a "Meiji", but I'm sceptical about that working so early.

Still, why not isolate them?

Because there is no reason to and because they were an integral part of the booming Northern Europe?
 
Because it's easy to type up intermittent responses between paragraphs of the book I'm reading which is required to be read by tomorrow. ;)
 
Nope!
 
I've read in What If? 2 (another althist book, woohoo) that with this PoD, England would have been more dominated by the Norse connection (Harold was related to Canute, anyway), and eventually a more Northern empire would flourish with the help of Viking seamen, who would have a more concrete base in England. It's just an option, have no idea how it would come about (must reread).
 
Oh, I just saw it in the library, and borrowed it a few times.

Possible PoD: According to General Patton, when he was a captain, he was an observer on the Russian side in the Russo-Japanese war, and near the end, he was at a Siberian train station, and watched two officers get into an argument over something trivial (not being able to speak Russian, Patton obviously didn't know the subject). The two officers, Samsonov and Rennenkampf, continued this feud all the way until Tannenberg of WWI, with the well-known result. What if that argument never took place?
 
das said:
He did kill one of his most trusted bodyguards, in OTL.
one guardsman and the entire nobility are slightlly different things ;) besides, if its whom i'm thinking of (not clear on the name; vague memory of a particuler action on part of a trusted one) the said body guard was impilacated in a plot on Alexanders life- and in that era, while alexander wasnt overlyl bloody (in fact, he was enlightend in many ways) you still had to do away with potential plotters

Did you even read my summary of the original text? HE DID TAKE ALL THAT.
yar; but like I said; if he did, what army would he use to expand anywhere else? too many forigners in the army, and the homlands woudl never continue to back him; force his veterans to continue, and they would kill him; its just too much denslly populated lands that have blood feuds with eachother to be managable for a nation with a tiny total population like greece and macedon to handle.

And you yourself convinced me before that Italy IS important. There are Greeks there, btw.
thier is a difference; i argued that italy was valuble and that its importance stemmed from that fact; however the greeks had no idea what-so-ever about the valuble of italy beyond the Appenine mountains, a land that they couldnt expand into because of staunch and very effective orginized resistence (The samnites, who ledgend has it in the greek world, was a nation founded by a Spartan- a testament to just how tough they were- and considering even alexander left Sparta indipendent, seems he took those fighting reputations into consideration)

point is, the greek didnt know of anything of value in the north of italy; no lucrative trade routes, no truelly mighty nations (although Rome was on the rise, and becoming dominat in this period, it was on fair realtions which the greek states of the south) and even if the did know of somthing valuble in the north, it was to omuch trouble to be arsed into taking, specially with a man power shortage and political resentment that was very, very apperent at the end of Alexanders historical conquests

Not as much from malaria as much from stress.
the stress of malaria, or from not running an empire- alexander was a conqeror- he made himself soem laws, soem cities and appointed other people to rule in his name who did so loyally because they either liked him, respected him, or feared him- bad way of running an empire (but since most of his conqrored nations loved him, it didnt much matter when he was alive) but freed himself up from a great deal fo stress- and allowed for more then a few of those drinking parties he was so fond of.

Before arguing, please accept the original PoD. I didn't come up with it, but anyway, accept it or don't discuss this at all.

accept it; no, I'll argue for a reasonable alexandrian conquest; one where he is able to subdue the old persian colonies in Arbaia, and the tradeing cities in the south west of arabia and perhaps expansion into nubia; and where he names a sucessor who can hold on to a fiar portion based, ironically, in Egypt, mesopotamia, and arabia- but where persia itself comes away from the yoke either by a native revolt, or from the parthian invasion, and likewise, macedon, the Corthinian league (if it hasnt disbanded) anatolia, an dperhaps cyrenica have all rebelled, and like always, go into infighting for primacy, and where Alexanders son coudl exert soem politcal influcen via bribery tot he rebelled states t keep them busy infighting

His troops were getting less and less Greek from what I could discern. I'll re-read it again, I didn't pay too much attention to such detail...
thats the problem somwhat; I love Rome, but my first great historical interest was none other then Alexander; I've becoem a realist about him; he wasnt the hugelly brilliant conqeror that many seem to love him to be, but he was mighty- but not a god, and he couldnt do everything ;)

Look, I still think that ALEXANDER of that timeline, being a megalomaniac, could order that. He did have some special troops (not unlike Janissaries) that carried out those orders. Most troops refused to kill off Roman brutally, not sure about Sparta and Judea.
was he meglomaniac- yes; was he bloody handed? not unless he was drunk- and it was when he was drunk that he orderd persepolis burned -and regretted horribly the next day- after that, i dont belive we have any intance of of Alexander bruning down any city, no matter how foul his mood- he was a conqeror,he was very self-proud,and he was colossal meglomaniac -but he wasnt a crule man by nature

I do myself believe that the author got carried away with COMPLETE slaughter. And I did myself tell him that before. IMHO its rather more of burning down the cities, as you said, and expelling the people, in Judea at least (see Babylonians and their behaviour there).
babylon and macedon are considerably different- in any event, I suggest you have th eorigional author come and look at my arguments- i have no argument with you, herr Das.

Okay, now before we get further... Xen. Please, write down all of your complaints/questions/problems, in a short form, in one list. Prefferably - without insults, without demonstrations of your fine wit (no sarcasm intended), without typoes. Without long-winded sentances ("lets say this, lets say that..."), because frankly us barbarians tend to be slow when confronted with some of the things you post because of it. You say that you only make typoes when hurried... Don't hurry. Think it over.
my computer broke (again); what time I have latelly is very short; dosent afford mch time to do any of the above :\

Post it. I don't have contact with the author
dammit. If you do ever gain contact with him, tell him to swing by- i have a few words for him ;)

but I'll try to answer your questions based on the text as I understand it. I myself don't really have problems with Alexander ATTACKING Rome, I am more sceptical about success. Not sure about him being able to actually conquer a huge empire like described in the text, but meh. I don't myself believe it to be entirely realistic, though (this is the principal difference between us) I am actually willing to accept this as POSSIBLE, if very improbable. If you were to do this as well, out of politeness if not out of any other reason, it would be appreciated.

while i cant except it as possible, I'll stop making a fuss over it, if, for nothing else, to keep the peace :)
 
one guardsman and the entire nobility are slightlly different things besides, if its whom i'm thinking of (not clear on the name; vague memory of a particuler action on part of a trusted one) the said body guard was impilacated in a plot on Alexanders life- and in that era, while alexander wasnt overlyl bloody (in fact, he was enlightend in many ways) you still had to do away with potential plotters

Well, not the entire one. Exaggeration on my part. Most of them were killed off for being potential plotters. ;)

Don't forget that Ivan IV was very bright and promising when he was young. As he grew older, his character became rather... less pleasant.
yar; but like I said; if he did, what army would he use to expand anywhere else? too many forigners in the army, and the homlands woudl never continue to back him; force his veterans to continue, and they would kill him; its just too much denslly populated lands that have blood feuds with eachother to be managable for a nation with a tiny total population like greece and macedon to handle.

Yes. But remember that he DOES have the resources of the Persian Empire behind him.

According to the text, the Macedonnians continued to be the core of the army, augmented by "Asians". Even a small janissary-style unit of the guards as well. Not sure about how he kept down dissent about that; at first, charisma and veneration of him after his miracilous survival would have been enough, IMHO, but after a while I suspect it would have ceased to be enough. Maybe the realization of being "elite"?

There is mention of growing dissent and rebellions in Macedonnia, mostly due to Alexander shifting the center of power from there.

thier is a difference; i argued that italy was valuble and that its importance stemmed from that fact; however the greeks had no idea what-so-ever about the valuble of italy beyond the Appenine mountains, a land that they couldnt expand into because of staunch and very effective orginized resistence (The samnites, who ledgend has it in the greek world, was a nation founded by a Spartan- a testament to just how tough they were- and considering even alexander left Sparta indipendent, seems he took those fighting reputations into consideration)

point is, the greek didnt know of anything of value in the north of italy; no lucrative trade routes, no truelly mighty nations (although Rome was on the rise, and becoming dominat in this period, it was on fair realtions which the greek states of the south) and even if the did know of somthing valuble in the north, it was to omuch trouble to be arsed into taking, specially with a man power shortage and political resentment that was very, very apperent at the end of Alexanders historical conquests

Events went like this - Alexander, wanting to erase the bad memories of India and Cush, invaded Carthage. After getting rid of Carthage, he took over their Iberian possessions (coastal trade posts, naturally). Not sure why exactly (insanity? :p ), but he tried to subjugate the Iberians. The campaign there were largely fruitless, and he begun looking for a honourable way to leave it before the troops make him do that. Then the Samnites asked him for help, the Greek city states, "that saw him as a protector of Greeks everywhere" asked him for that as well, and he jumped at the opportunity.

Well, technically the part about Iberia is the most suspicious here.

accept it; no, I'll argue for a reasonable alexandrian conquest; one where he is able to subdue the old persian colonies in Arbaia, and the tradeing cities in the south west of arabia and perhaps expansion into nubia; and where he names a sucessor who can hold on to a fiar portion based, ironically, in Egypt, mesopotamia, and arabia- but where persia itself comes away from the yoke either by a native revolt, or from the parthian invasion, and likewise, macedon, the Corthinian league (if it hasnt disbanded) anatolia, an dperhaps cyrenica have all rebelled, and like always, go into infighting for primacy, and where Alexanders son coudl exert soem politcal influcen via bribery tot he rebelled states t keep them busy infighting

I don't mind a reasonable Alexandrine conquest; but that's a DIFFERENT tl. A simple "Alexander Survives" TL. That one was an "Alexander Survives" tl with a twist. I do agree that what you suggest is more likely; but, that's a different topic.
thats the problem somwhat; I love Rome, but my first great historical interest was none other then Alexander; I've becoem a realist about him; he wasnt the hugelly brilliant conqeror that many seem to love him to be, but he was mighty- but not a god, and he couldnt do everything

Doesn't take a god to keep the troops in line for a while. ;)
babylon and macedon are considerably different

Yes. The basic idea is that Alexander does just as some had feared and Orientalizes the empire.
 
das said:
Well, not the entire one. Exaggeration on my part. Most of them were killed off for being potential plotters. ;)

Don't forget that Ivan IV was very bright and promising when he was young. As he grew older, his character became rather... less pleasant.

Ivan IV had a crap life, IIRC, and displayed soem of those unnerving qualties by the tiem he was Alexanders age of 33, IIRC- regardless, the specifics of thire lives are too significantlly different to make an apt comparison of if Alexander woudl have developled a mental disease of such severity

Yes. But remember that he DOES have the resources of the Persian Empire behind him.
he has the rishes of the persian empire- his homeland in greece woudl never allow him to get away with actually utlizing anythign other then that welath, and even it woudl cause great resentment

According to the text, the Macedonnians continued to be the core of the army, augmented by "Asians". Even a small janissary-style unit of the guards as well. Not sure about how he kept down dissent about that; at first, charisma and veneration of him after his miracilous survival would have been enough, IMHO, but after a while I suspect it would have ceased to be enough. Maybe the realization of being "elite"?
no, it wouldnt work; by the time he turned around far less then half his army was built up from the old persian provinces, and it was a cause for HUGE resentment amoung the greeks.macedonians of the army -the people he was actually trying to impess with all this, mind you-

you have to remember- the only people to ever worship alexander were ONLY those already part of a religion that diefied kings; no greek ever honoured Alexander as a god; it was simpy somthign that wasnt done, andits well recorded that it caused dissent back home when he proclaimed himself a child of Zeus -somthignt hat while far fetched was a great deal more acceptible to the greeks and macedonians; and when he proclaimed himself a god a the olympic games, it was met without right mockery by the collected cities of greece, and the men of macedon (those who werent at the immediate point of an alexandrian spear at least)

you can put NO stock in a new religion developing around alexander- the target audience, the greeks and macedonians are very slow to change; thier are still hill peoples in greece that wrship the pre-chrstan greek religion (wonderful thing, IMO) that they woudl accept Alexander as god isnt plausible in the slightest; that they woudl found a new religion around him isnt only non-plausible, it wouldnt be needed if the did accept him as a god; he woudl just be takced onto the existing pantheon.

There is mention of growing dissent and rebellions in Macedonnia, mostly due to Alexander shifting the center of power from there.
I find it very unliklly Alexander would let rebellion- or even in the hint of it- go unpunished in his homeland- indeed, it was very liklly to strike home with him; considerign this was the belssed land that he had dedicated all of his conquest of the persian empire to.

now imagine what the scen woudl like; a jealous ruler attempting to cross from asia into europe to quash a bunch of rebellious greek and macedonian cities with a huge "invicible" army that is comprised of the many peoples of the earth- sounds a great deal like a classic persian emperor, dosent it? The greeks, and thie rkeen sense of honor, pride and observation are liklly to not notice such a similarty, and capitalize off it by orginizing aresistence never before seen to stand agianst alexander- even his own macedonin and greek forces couldnt be truseted to stand with him in uch an event as having to march on thier homlands to reconqoure ti side by side with Persians and the other people who made up the great army that had attempted to conqore the same land- remember, the concept of "Kleos" is THE concept in greek culture, and it explains everything we read in thier history.

Events went like this - Alexander, wanting to erase the bad memories of India and Cush, invaded Carthage.

I find this hard to belive A)that he had bad memories of these areas- he did win after all, it was his army that forced him to turn back, and B)its already known he was going after Arabia first, whioch woudl tie down who knows how many years and troops of fighting.

After getting rid of Carthage, he took over their Iberian possessions (coastal trade posts, naturally).
Carthage had no Spanish possesions at this time; gades was still a free port (it wouldnt be until after the firs tpunic war, a fair ways away that Carthage woudl estbalish an empire in spain in its own right)

Not sure why exactly (insanity? :p ), but he tried to subjugate the Iberians. The campaign there were largely fruitless,
ypur telling me considerign whoever wrote this histry dosent have a very good grasp of the timeline, as that thier would be no Carthaginian colonies in Span to hold; makign the jump from Carthage to protected free-cities of Carthage (ala Saguntem as amore famous example; allied to rome, but still very much indipendent of Rome)

and he begun looking for a honourable way to leave it before the troops make him do that. Then the Samnites asked him for help,
why? The romans- depeding on just whe you want it to hapen, either the first samnite war ended in an inconclusive outcome, or the second Smanite war had just ended in romes favor, and likewise the balnce of scales are now tipped heavilly in Roman favor; this did give the precendent for Pyrrhus to intervne in italy with Samnite support mind you; HOWEVER- one shoudl remind the suthor that just 10 years before the first samnite war, Rome and the samnites had allied themselves against the Itallic guals; very little reason to assume that, when faced with blatant conqeror such as Alxenader that they two wouldnt unite in common purpose to reulse another forigner looking for conquest and plunder from thier own native lands.

the samites and romans got along the Greek city states, "that saw him as a protector of Greeks everywhere" asked him for that as well, and he jumped at the opportunity.
no- the syracusian empire 9and that is what it was an empire) whouldnt allow it- they would ally themselves with alalexander only if they had to as it is, they paid him tribute once[/o] and never said a word to him agian afterwards- they wanted nothign to do withhim, as most greeks would if they had the benifit of the choice.

Well, technically the part about Iberia is the most suspicious here.
fpr me, its the least suspicious, because even if alexander had done everythign else, he wouldnt have done that


I don't mind a reasonable Alexandrine conquest; but that's a DIFFERENT tl. A simple "Alexander Survives" TL. That one was an "Alexander Survives" tl with a twist. I do agree that what you suggest is more likely; but, that's a different topic.
I dont mind a survival with a twist; but pulling impossibilities out of ones ass dosent just dosent cut it with me- if your not going to make ti realitic, you shouldnt bother making it in the first place, when it comes to alt history.

Doesn't take a god to keep the troops in line for a while. ;)
well, he sure couldnt do it by the time he hit India.

Yes. The basic idea is that Alexander does just as some had feared and Orientalizes the empire.
which woudl throw his homland into an uproar forcing him to invade his own hoeland in a move that mirrors the origional persian invasions which throws even more wood on the fire, and within the span of a week he goes from the self proclaaimed champiof og greece tot he greatest traitor that greece woudl ever know- it woudl also spoil all hopes at further conquests.
 
Xen, there are different concepts of realism. You have your concepts of realism, I have mine. I don't see any point at arguing with you about it, I guess...

Regardless, either accept the INITIAL PREMISE, either don't discuss it at all. I have no problems with your model of Alexandrine conquest, really.

he has the rishes of the persian empire- his homeland in greece woudl never allow him to get away with actually utlizing anythign other then that welath, and even it woudl cause great resentment

"How dare you use their gold! DIE!!! WHAT?! YOU WANT TO USE THEM AS CANNON FODDER AS WELL?! DEATH TO THE TYRANT ALEXANDER! WE WANT TO BE THE CANNON FODDER OURSELVES!"

no, it wouldnt work; by the time he turned around far less then half his army was built up from the old persian provinces, and it was a cause for HUGE resentment amoung the greeks.macedonians of the army -the people he was actually trying to impess with all this, mind you-

you have to remember- the only people to ever worship alexander were ONLY those already part of a religion that diefied kings; no greek ever honoured Alexander as a god; it was simpy somthign that wasnt done, andits well recorded that it caused dissent back home when he proclaimed himself a child of Zeus -somthignt hat while far fetched was a great deal more acceptible to the greeks and macedonians; and when he proclaimed himself a god a the olympic games, it was met without right mockery by the collected cities of greece, and the men of macedon (those who werent at the immediate point of an alexandrian spear at least)

you can put NO stock in a new religion developing around alexander- the target audience, the greeks and macedonians are very slow to change; thier are still hill peoples in greece that wrship the pre-chrstan greek religion (wonderful thing, IMO) that they woudl accept Alexander as god isnt plausible in the slightest; that they woudl found a new religion around him isnt only non-plausible, it wouldnt be needed if the did accept him as a god; he woudl just be takced onto the existing pantheon.

What made you assume that the Macedonnians are the target audience? The religion developped in and was mostly confined to Egypt.

I find it very unliklly Alexander would let rebellion- or even in the hint of it- go unpunished in his homeland- indeed, it was very liklly to strike home with him; considerign this was the belssed land that he had dedicated all of his conquest of the persian empire to.

now imagine what the scen woudl like; a jealous ruler attempting to cross from asia into europe to quash a bunch of rebellious greek and macedonian cities with a huge "invicible" army that is comprised of the many peoples of the earth- sounds a great deal like a classic persian emperor, dosent it? The greeks, and thie rkeen sense of honor, pride and observation are liklly to not notice such a similarty, and capitalize off it by orginizing aresistence never before seen to stand agianst alexander- even his own macedonin and greek forces couldnt be truseted to stand with him in uch an event as having to march on thier homlands to reconqoure ti side by side with Persians and the other people who made up the great army that had attempted to conqore the same land- remember, the concept of "Kleos" is THE concept in greek culture, and it explains everything we read in thier history.

He didn't let it go unpunished; he intimidated them into submission, or rather, his governors did that for him.

The idea is that he lets all these conquests get into his head. That sort of stuff happens.





I find this hard to belive A)that he had bad memories of these areas- he did win after all, it was his army that forced him to turn back, and B)its already known he was going after Arabia first, whioch woudl tie down who knows how many years and troops of fighting.

He didn't invade India again, I'm talking about the first time.

And he did conquer Arabia. The coastal one, anyway. Hejjaz, basically.
Carthage had no Spanish possesions at this time

Trade posts. Are you going to say the Carthaginians didn't even have trade posts? Because it would seem that they did.

why? The romans- depeding on just whe you want it to hapen, either the first samnite war ended in an inconclusive outcome, or the second Smanite war had just ended in romes favor, and likewise the balnce of scales are now tipped heavilly in Roman favor; this did give the precendent for Pyrrhus to intervne in italy with Samnite support mind you; HOWEVER- one shoudl remind the suthor that just 10 years before the first samnite war, Rome and the samnites had allied themselves against the Itallic guals; very little reason to assume that, when faced with blatant conqeror such as Alxenader that they two wouldnt unite in common purpose to reulse another forigner looking for conquest and plunder from thier own native lands.

According to the timeline, the Samnites were losing and asked Alexander for help. Not sure if it happened in OTL; maybe there were some butterflies involved.
no- the syracusian empire 9and that is what it was an empire) whouldnt allow it- they would ally themselves with alalexander only if they had to as it is, they paid him tribute once[/o] and never said a word to him agian afterwards- they wanted nothign to do withhim, as most greeks would if they had the benifit of the choice.


Do remember that he by then controls Carthage AND Greece, thus putting Syracuse into a strategically-unbearable situation. They decided to pre-empt him, accepting his authority rather then having him attack them later.
fpr me, its the least suspicious, because even if alexander had done everythign else, he wouldnt have done that

Huh?
well, he sure couldnt do it by the time he hit India.

Here he does.

which woudl throw his homland into an uproar forcing him to invade his own hoeland in a move that mirrors the origional persian invasions which throws even more wood on the fire, and within the span of a week he goes from the self proclaaimed champiof og greece tot he greatest traitor that greece woudl ever know- it woudl also spoil all hopes at further conquests.

Which is exactly what happened in the timeline.
 
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