Pontiuth Pilate
Republican Jesus!
Except that isn't entirely a completely accurate description of Mormonism.
I think it's completely accurate. I've known Catholics where you can just switch out Mope* Hinckley for "the Vatican" or "Pope Whoever" and the sentences sound very familiar. I've known Protestants who follow megachurches and are susceptible to the same mental illness.
Any religion that tells you, don't worry your little head, the Guys With Titles are taking care of the tough theological questions is bullfeathers.
*an apt neologism coined by Stephen Colbert: Mormon Pope.