Are you damned?

[classical_hero]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

Apparently I am in purgatory, in spite of the fact that I do not believe in it.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

I get put into level seven.

 

[Technocactus]

The Ardent Atheist
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 78%...
You are an atheist, pure and simple. You think God is just one big lie, and consider religious people to be both annoying and beneath you. Ardent atheists will argue tooth and claw for their position, and have no truck with people that won't listen. You think being an atheist is the only way to lead an honest life, and see no reason to accept the pleas of faith. Ardent atheists are the backbone of atheism. Be proud.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 81% on pentagrams

 

[Bartleby]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

I got level six on that.

 

[Xanikk999]

I got the arduent atheist as the same one in the first post. But at 62%.

I admit if a mormon did come to my door i would invite him in just to ridicule his beilefs. I mean he asked for it trying to convert me!

But in reality i am an agnostic theist.

I beileve it is impossible to prove there is a god or not but i somewhat beileve in reincarnation.

 

[Till]

I got level six on that.

I got level 8 . Sucks to be me, i guess.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

[warpus]

I was going to take the test, but at the last minute I remembered that I shouldn't trust a site run by atheists

Psst the entire internet is ran by atheists.

 

[silver 2039]

Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

HAHAAHHAH!!!!! Most fitting.

 

[ummmm........]

Psst the entire internet is ran by atheists.

Yes, yes. I was making a clever reference to the "Atheists are the most mistrusted minority" thread from a few days ago, you see . . .

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

Thanks Till, was the first quiz that popped into my head, couldn't think of what it was called though.

Looks like I'm still stuck on the sixth level - City of Dis.

 

[Markus6]

Psst the entire internet is ran by atheists.

Right! Then which one of you idiots is responsible for AIG and DrDino??

 

[Till]

Thanks Till, was the first quiz that popped into my head, couldn't think of what it was called though.

Looks like I'm still stuck on the sixth level - City of Dis.

That's where i used to be, when i first took it. But then i heard you were moving in and i had to relocate my base of operations.
Note from the description:

When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here

If this is not a mp3 question reference i don't know what it is!

 

[Grohan]

The Pyrrhonian
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 57%...
Quietly confident and aloof, the Pyrrhonian recognises that religions exist and that people subscribe to them, but manages to keep well out of it all. Pyrrhonians came to the realisation long ago that all matters of faith are beyond the scope of reason or argument, and thus retains a clear-headed skeptical approach to religion in general. They refuse to place belief in anything for which there is no proof, and regard the majority of theistic claims as irreconcilable. Leading a life of tranquility undisturbed by religious concerns, the position of the Pyrrhonian is enviable, if a little frustrating for others at times.

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

If this is not a mp3 question reference i don't know what it is!

If that's the case, then surely it would be where I'd be forever damned, and not living it up in some city

The original test: The Ardent Atheist
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 62%

Hmm...

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

I got Level 6!

 

[tombeef]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

It looks like there are a lot of level sixes- The City of Dis going around.

As it happens, that's what I got to.

 

[Babbler]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Low
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

Ya!

 

[Quentin]

The Pyrrhonian
The results are in, and it appears that you have scored 47%...​

Quietly confident and aloof, the Pyrrhonian recognises that religions exist and that people subscribe to them, but manages to keep well out of it all. Pyrrhonians came to the realisation long ago that all matters of faith are beyond the scope of reason or argument, and thus retains a clear-headed skeptical approach to religion in general. They refuse to place belief in anything for which there is no proof, and regard the majority of theistic claims as irreconcilable. Leading a life of tranquility undisturbed by religious concerns, the position of the Pyrrhonian is enviable, if a little frustrating for others at times.

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 10% on pentagrams​

Lowest pentagrams score yet? w00t!

 

[Eukaryote]

I'm actully a devoted chistian but It called me "the guilty party" and gave me a 31% That test is unfair! I basicly told it I'm a chistian but just not a fundementalist stick-up-the-a$$ nutjob like Geoge Bush. And it gave me a 31%!

 

[Eukaryote]

I prefer the Dante's Inferno test.

I'm a Purgatory, Whoo Hooo! See you in hell, from heaven!