3. How do you feel about Utah Mormons compared to your place of residence?
There are good Mormons in Utah, and there are crazy Mormons in Utah. There is a reason why I live a good 1,500 miles from the place, and have no desire to move there.
4. How do you feel about Mormonisms effects on Utahs political themes? (19 to buy tobacco, insane liquor laws etc.,)
The SLC Tribune actually did a study on this, where they interviewed a ton of Utah House members...LDS and non-LDS, current and former, to see what kind of active role the church had in lobbying. They found that the church itself actually did very little lobbying (although it certainly did on some issues, like immigration, or certain construction projects), but since so much of the state is LDS, you get things like weirdo liquor laws.
I think Utah is a crazy place, politically, for more than just the church. If you want to look at who is really responsible for crazypants laws, look at the Eagle Forum, not church HQ.
5. Do you 100% believe that Joseph smith had an umin and thumin (spelling?) to translate his golden plates?
Yes.
6. Do you believe in the old/new testament, and if so, what conflicts do you feel need to be addressed, and why are they not consistent with the BoM?
Yes, and I do not feel that are any substantive conflicts with the BoM.
8. America, South America, Semi-Europe, and the ocassional obscure islands, how does the "Prophet" decide where your missionaries go?
9. How does the church decide where the missionaries go?
Some of this is determined by the specific missionary...specific language skills or paperwork status may make you more likely to go to a specific place. Some other countries place other restrictions. For example, there are a few African countries that only allow natives to serve as missionaries (not foreigners).
It's also need. There can only be X number of missionaries in each place...so if you put your papers in when there is a spot in Y, thats where you end up going.
10. Where does the church spend it's "Tithings" and do they show a tax-record/income-expenses report yearly?
Like any other church, it is not obligated to publish an expense report. Tithing money is used on church and temple construction, building maintenance, missionary support, charitable works, and towards institutions like BYU. There are a handful of employees on the payroll, but most people work for free.
11. Why are there no missionaries in the middle east?
Because middle eastern governments won't let us. I think there are around 30 countries where we cannot work.
12. Where are the golden plates now?
God has them.
13. On a scale of 1-10 how "Mormon" or "LDS" do you consider yourself?
"Culturally", I'm not exceptionally Mormon. I do go to church every Sunday, hold a calling, read my scriptures, try to keep the commandments as best I can, visit the temple, and I married a Mormon. I don't know what number that is, but that's pretty Mormon to me.