ASNES-Operation motherhen

[Amon Savag]

Sorry it took so long for me to post this...This update took me 4 hours to get done,because I was talking with a bunch of people while doing the update..I stayed up all night for this ****,and have to leave for a camp site in 3 hours.I'll be a fatigued mother****er when I start 4 wheelin and **** down there...And blowing **** up...I don't care.This update was hellified fun for me,and I tried to get everything perfect on the map and everything.If you don't like it,cram it,because I won't be able to hear you guys' pleas till Monday night.Because I have a weekend of explosives and off roading to attent to 3 hours away,living midievil style under the stars and ****.I'll miss you guys! :'( I will update on Monday night (Which translates to early Tuesday morning like this)

Have fun gentlemen.

 

[Jason The King]

Thanks Amon!

And if ya wanted to do update instead of hearing my ranting, ya could have just told me to shut the hell up .

Jason

 

[alex994]

Chinese Story

Xing Dao Times Daily

Speeches from the Government

“We have entered a new age! The second Chinese Golden Age! We will expand China’s borders beyond Chinese Proper as in the last Chinese Golden Age when the Tang expanded all the way to Central Asia and fought the Arabs at Talas! We will go by sea and land! North to the former Mongol lands, south to the Indies, West to America, and East to Europe! Death to those who defies the Ming Dynasty!”

Thus spoke Emperor Shen Zong Zhu Yiju…

“Peoples of China, on the behalf of the Confuciusician bureaucracy I address u, the Chinese Empire will not fade away in time, but build a foundation to which other will copy. We have entered an age that the Europeans, and fellow Asian citizens call the “Chinese” Age for our civilization is unique to all others. We will not follow the example of the Japanese and close our borders, but expand them!”

Spoken by Prime Minister Suk Dong

Tibetan War Finished

After half a year of battles and 60,000 men killed, the Tibetan War has ended with the defeat of Tibet. The Dalai Lama will receive trial for his desires for the pleasures of the flesh which is unfit for a holy man. Emperor Shen Zong Zhu Yuji has informed us that he will be paying money to the families that have lost relatives in the war to aid them, here is an excerpt from him: “I know that money cannot replace ur brother, father, husband, or uncle, but the state will try to ease that pain by giving u a small gift for their loyal service to the Crown and State, and this is their reward, for going the extra step to aid China”

War in the Northeast

The Manchu has struck a lightning campaign against Korea with thousands of cavalry. However, the waiting Koreans who have been alert in Northern Korea for decades ambushed the majority of them while traveling through the mountain passes. The Head Manchu General has ordered a full retreat or so says the Chinese Ambassador in Qiqihar.

Industry to Prosper?

The Chinese Government has funded and lowered taxes on the jade industry and perhaps a ton or two has been loaded on to ships and is preparing to be shipped to Europe. Scholars say this may be the beginning of a government interest in industrial goods instead of importing from Europe, how this is to affect foreign trade is not yet determined. While others say this may change Dynastic Policy on the economic power of China.

China goes to Europe!

The wealthy man, Sima Wang, has built himself a modern fleet with the Prussovian specialists, he is currently loading on Chinese goods before sailing to Europe where he will be the first Chinese man to trade there with goods from China, silks, peppers, spices and other luxuries of top class will be sold in Europe. He is currently working out a deal with the Chinese government over this issue. His first destination is currently unknown.

 

[erez87]

Prussia and Hannover unification was completed. The timly name of Prussover was over extended and hard to pronounce, The people demanded an easier name! After several days of talking between Hannover family and Prussian family it was decided that the new name would be:

Germania


The new state and the united royal family of Germania begun to grow more hungry to lands in the far colonies. But how could they gain new lands without a mighty navy? Then it was decided that Germania will make a magnifisant navy.

Much of the growing economy was spent on the Navy, but much parts were spent also on traiing of the army and Education.


As the move towards Colonialism begun in Germania people wanted a better country to show everyone they go to help the colonies. A great inner Project have begun in Germania.

Germania Inner Project- Grows education, Industry and infrastructre by a lot!

Orders
Train my Milita to good (-1 Treasery)
Grow education by 5 (-5 Treasery)
Create more navy with 2 eco (espaicaly galleon but also other -2 Treasury)
All togehter -8 Treasey
Begun project: Germania Inner Project- Grows education, Industry and infrastructre by a lot!
Continue send people scientsts, miliatery advisors and whatever to China (1/8), Manchuria (0/6) and Oman (0/8) to help them advance.
Recieve 1 economy from Manchuria.
Recieve 2 economies from Oman
Also creat in China, Manchuria and Oman the Eastern Hemisphere Company- that will begin grow Germanian economic influence in the area.
Make an embasy in Japan
Send my ships to sweden, norway britian france and netherlands.
Create a Colony at the mouth of the Amazonas river.
Begin working on better guns - "Vandal muskets"- Fire faster and stronger than other guns but in the coast of soem of the rang.

OOC
How come when I create new armies they are at Milita and when China train them they are right away good?

 

[Warman17]

From Manchu
To Korea:

Surrender now, or you will be destroyed. We may not be able to conquer you now, but you have no way to conquer Manchuria!

From Manchu
To Europe and China:
We wish you to aid us in modernizing and reforming our military. As you can see, we have a lot of gold that we can give you. Aid against the Koreans will be part of this plan.

 

[erez87]

to Manchu:
What is your offer? Talk in AIM, much better.

 

[JosefStalinator]

to Manchuria:
From England
England demands that Manchuria cease all offensive actions against Korea lest it finds the Royal British army on its borders!

To iriqouis
From England
It is not too late! Surrender now and your lives will be spared. Do so for the good of your people!

To France:
From England
England regrets causing France to be dragged to war, and encourages france to just dishonor its alliance with the Iriqoius. Why start a world war over some uncivilized barbarians?

 

[conehead234]

OCC: Amon, you did not upgrade the Equipment lvl of my troops again.

Toahomey
Fromortugal
We will give you one last time to surrender, if you do not their will be a severe punishment.

To:Spain
Fromortugal
How about a trade route with each other over land.

 

[Warman17]

From Manchu
To England:

Is that really necessary? We have much gold that could be to your benefit if you help us

 

[JosefStalinator]

to manchu:
From England
We repeat, withdraw all forces from Korea and cease offensive actions or recieve the full brunt of the British army

 

[Rika_Heyli]

@Amon, my army should have increased!

To Persia, Mughan and Ottoman Empires
From Oman
We declare neutraltality in this war.

 

[Warman17]

to manchu:
From England
We repeat, withdraw all forces from Korea and cease offensive actions or recieve the full brunt of the British army


As you can see on the map, we have no troops in Korea. Our generals retreated. Why do you care so much about Korea. You speak of ending offensive actions, yet you attack natives to gain wealth in colonies. You're just a big old hippocrite

 

[JosefStalinator]

To manchus:
From England:
England does not need to be bossed around by uncivilized barbarians, it protects its interests around the world as it sees fit.

note: Im just being in character, no offense

 

[Rika_Heyli]

OOC: Warman, maybe that's because u were defeated...

 

[JosefStalinator]

No me and korea have special relations

 

[Warman17]

don't look at me you darn dirty apes!

 

[Kamilian]

Sorry Amon. I'm gonna have to quit this. I'm already so out of it here anyway - last time I was even looking at this thread must have been at least a week and a half ago.
The reason isn't even the theft of my treasury by those damn Venetians. I deserved it, for not at least giving short orders or telling you that I might not be in the NES anymore or whatever... I'm not even mad about that, honestly.

Anyways, bye, I guess

 

[KarlMarxxx]

Ottoman Empire
Ruler/Player:OsmanIII/KarlMarxxx
Government: Monarchy
Age: Colonial age
Treasury/Economy: 5/3
Technology: 1
Army: 32,400,Veteran,1/146,000,Good,1/15,000,Militia,1
Navy: 10 Venetian Galleass',12 Buss',16 Brigantines
Education: 8
Infrastructure: 21
Trade: 17
Industry: 16
Defense: 25
Moral: Ok
Projects:
Notes:

Flavor Text:
~Osman II has succeeded his uncle, Mufasta, to the Throne of the Ottoman Sultanate. At his coronation, he gave a speech to his loyal subjects:
"As Sultan, I shall provide strong leadership where it was lacking in the past. I shan't let up in the fight against the infidel invaders of our most noble Empire. The lands we've lost in the past shall be retaken. I also plan to improve the quality of life of my subjects across the Empire. *waits for cheering to subside* I don't plan to waste our treasury on oppulent castles like my predecessor, but instead I shall fund massive public work projects to help modernize the Empire. I shall make the Empire great once again!"
~Osman has already taken measures to strengthen the Ottoman Empire. The Ottoman infantry, after suffering heavy losses from skirmishes with both Persian and Russian forces, has begun training additional troops by the drove as part of Osman's Remilitarization Program. In addition, Osman has sent the entirety of his fleet to begin trading with Britain.

 

[JosefStalinator]

King Josef Speaks to his people
"O great and wonderful people of the British Empire, I, your king, greet you here today!"
*cheering and applausing*
"as you know, the british empire has more than doubled in size in only the last year, and it continues to grow at an alarming rate as britain continues to assert its role in world politics, becoming the leading naval and industrial power!"
"First fell the Scottish nation, and soon shall fall the Iriqoius nation, as our brave soldiers overseas conquer the primitive beasts"
"War may be impending though, a war greater than the world has ever seen. The conniving French, making secret deals with the treacherous Iriqious, promised to come to the barbarians aid if ever attacked, and now britain has forced France to make a decision. They can either honor the pact, and sit in humiliation as the British conquer their lands, or come to their senses and dishonor the pact."
"whatever the French or the Iriqious choose to do, England will meet them with the unstoppable ferocity and unrelenting conquest we have demonstrated so many times in the past."
"Glory will come to the empire upon which the sun never sets!"
*mass cheering and applauding*

 

[Jason The King]

To England
From France

Leave the land of the Iroquois now. Make peace. And you shall have avoided war.