ASNES-Operation motherhen

Even though the Queen betrayed the Church, king and people, the prince and princess appealed to the king. They said, "The queen is their mother, and nothing in this world can change it. It has been that way since they born. The pope appearantly agree with the prince and princess. After thingking for a while the King decided to keep the queen royal status, but she would remain in prison with only her son n daughter with people from the church who can visit her.
 
OOC: SO......the update will be tomorrow i suppose..
 
Naw...I just stay up later than you people...Starting now.
 
Dude,binyo,it won't let me talk to you on AIM...It enrages me.
 
Dunno...It sais you're unavailable...Try to message me.
 
Winter of 1617

China invades Tibet

And with a decent sized army!What will tibet do!?The chinese also buy off the locals when they're conquered.This pleases some,and enrages others.
Chinese Losses:60,000,Good,1
Tibetian Losses:100,000,Good,1

Danish send trade missions all over...And Japan...

2 Danish Naos were spotted,about to go to Kyoto,and WHAMM!!!Ambushed by a good portion of the Japanese fleet,as they have specifically said that ANY european vessal in Japanese waters will be sunk to the bottom of the sea.

British industry gets a boost

A remarkable tradesman,David Tailor,has made a significant discovery in the way to manage factories..His secrets are,though,kept a secret,and only the British have recieved the benifits. (+4 Industry)

Prince of Austria shanghai's treasury and runs

Being the target of domestic violence his whole life,one day he decides to gather a few friends,shanghai the treasury,and run for Poland.He gives 6 economy to the King of Poland,and Keeps 3 for himself,so that he can live a life of luxury

French Indochine attacked the **** out of!

The french are driven out to the sea,after harsh fighting from a sudden and very violent attack by Dai Vet
Dai Vet Losses:9,000,Militia,1
French Losses:3,000,Good,1

Netherland is a rich mother****er

Just thought I'd bring that to you guys' attention.

Mass pie giveaway in persia

As ordered by the emperor of Persia,many a pie was baked,and many a pie was given away.True story,so sais the mod.

Portuese start colonial militias

The Portuguese fund the idea of colonial militias.If not carefully watched though,the training of locals could lead to an organised rebelion.

Prussia and Hannover unite!

Yep...They call it "Prussover".

Queztal Dudes find out how to smelt bronze

That aint no **** neither.Military application of bronze is being further researched,in the design of Spanish arms.

Russia vs. Ottomans season 2

Russia pulls a deffensive position,in the Balkan area,and attacks using their unexperienced boys in the east...This,though gives the Ottomans time to organise and send their experiencd troops to meet the invasion,leaving the others to defend in the west,the veterans of the Ottoman Empire counter attacked the Militia-trained men,thus massacreing them foos,and taking half of them prisoner
Russian Losses:20,000,Militia,1
Ottoman Losses:600,Veteran,1
Ottoman Gains:9,000,Militia,1 (POW's of course)

Spain invades Morrocco

Using their most experienced mother****ers,they invade Morrocco.The Morroccan navy has attacked fiercely though,only after the troops were safely on Morroccan soil.The Galleons of Spain were way too much for the Morroccan Venetian Galleasses and thus after a failed charge against a few spanish ships the morroccan navy went home in shambles.
Spanish Losses:Heh...
Morroccan Losses:4 Venetian Galleasses,14 Light Galleys

The Spanish take a considerable amount of ground,and threw the admirable maneuvering from General Hanz Ortega,they capture a decently sized army.A conscrption has been ordered though,and men come from everywhere in Morrocco to fight against the Spanish.
Spanish Losses:2,700,Good,1/300,Veteran,3
Morroccan Losses:23,000,Good,1
Spanish Gain:7,000,Good,1 (POW's)

Sweden lands in Madagaskar

The natives really don't give 2 ****s neither,as they've been paid off with women.

Trade Missions

Sweden-3 Buss's to Prussia traded all threwout the season and was hampered by heavy blizards,no trade bonus this season.
Netherlands-2 economy gained from trade with African and American colonies<1 economy next turn from far east>[Please be more specific in your trade missions from now on]
Portugal-5 Naos is back from India with 2 economy<5 Venetian Galleasses and 5 Naos will be back next turn from southern China with 4 economy>
Denmark-[I would tell you...But you need to specify what you're sending and where you're sending it...If you don't I can't figure this up,dude]
England-13 Xebecs were trading all threwout the season with Holland,and rallied up 3 economy from it.
Prussover-5 Brigantines and 4 Light Galleys across northern europe,hampered by Blizzards,no gain.
Venice-
Oman-5 Carracks Traded all winter with the Mughal Empire,and managed to bring back 2 economy.
Venice-10 Venetian Galleasses traded all winter with the Ottoman Empire,and brought 3 economy worth of revenue out of it.
 
Winter of 1617
 

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Next poopdate will be on Thursday.

@Das-I know you're going to ask about your "Returned One" or whatever he was called...But yeah,he got shot in the face by a spanish dude.
 
Oh yes,forgot Swedish Madagaskar...Sorry bout that man!Double expansion on Madagaskar next turn.

@stalin-I don't know where any of those australian cities were...So I just expanded more on the main part for you.
 
Why haven't my wonder been expanding my land in the east Indes?. Also did fort Singapore get built? You also forgot to improve the Equipement level of my 16000, good, 2 troops to level 3.
 
OOC: I spend 4 economies on junks and i only got 2 junks??? And could u post the stats for the junks?

To Korea
From China
HOw about trade between us?
 
Netherland orders:
-spend 2 eco on getting more soldiers
-spend 2 eco on training soldiers
-spend 1 eco on building more Nao
-spend 1 eco on building more Carrack
-spend 1 eco on building Venetian Galleas
-spend 1 eco on building Galleons
-spend 2 eco on Defence: better the defence in the 2 American colonies. Also station troops there(see tradeing missions)
-spend 2 eco on improving the trade stat: Better ports and **** in Holland, should bring in more money from trade missions
-bank rest(2 eco)
-expand the 2 american colonies much, use the troops sent there as help
-send 5 Naos to the North American colony to trade, bring full amount of troops
-send 3 Naos to the Carribean islands to trade
-send 5 Naos to the South American colony to trade, bring with full amount of troops
-rest of the Naos continue to trade with the far east colonies along with all the carracks
-continue project
-do not enter japanese territorial waters
-expand all other colonies a bit
 
To:Spain
From:Portugal
How about we open trade between our nations across lands.

To: Dahomey
From:Portugal
Cede your coastal land to the Portugese empire or else.
 
OOC: People are tools. Tools can be replaced by completely identical ones. At least that's how it works for the Queztal League (QUEZTALACA LEAGACA! MUWHAHAHAHA!).

I'm soorry, but I need to know why didn't you invade Mexico like I ordered. I am SURE that I said to do so if the Spanish don't attack this time.

Also, did my other discovery (the grenade one) take place?
 
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