Jason The King
Deity
alex994 said:
Perhaps he can't, but he can surely say they are, even if they're not.
ASNES-Operation motherhen
- Thread starter Amon Savag
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Perhaps he can't, but he can surely say they are, even if they're not.
das
Regeneration In Process
He can't, I can. Anyway, I agree that he has the full right to say what his people are thinking, no matter whether what he says is true or not. Rulers often do so, and not only the absolutist ones.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
jesus everything i do is crtizicized by u guys.... just calm down
das
Regeneration In Process
I didn't criticize (BTW, if memory serves me right, people in NESes say what their people think left and right).
*SECRET*Manchu Orders:
Invade Korea with 150,000 troops. They will overrun border defenses and destroy all opposition. Villages will be asked to surrender or fight. If they fight me and fall, they will be burned to the ground. We will conquer Korea and make it part of our empire. the weak Koreans will have no clue what hit them.
Bank moneys
*secret*
Invade Korea with 150,000 troops. They will overrun border defenses and destroy all opposition. Villages will be asked to surrender or fight. If they fight me and fall, they will be burned to the ground. We will conquer Korea and make it part of our empire. the weak Koreans will have no clue what hit them.
Bank moneys
*secret*
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
amon promised an update soon... when will it come!?
Amon Savag
The Great
I have never said "Update will be so and so day" and not done it.Poopdate will start in 3 hours.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
Amon Savag said:
kinda proved that theory wrong
That one foo
Emperor/Master of Death
Good ol amon will come threw for us
AMON YOU MA BOY YOU MA BOY
AMON YOU MA BOY YOU MA BOY
Amon Savag
The Great
Josef,blow me.Big storm,and my mom disconnected everything...Technically it's not even the next day...Update starting in a few minutes...Right now I have company.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
o but it IS the next day, 12:28 am here
Amon Savag
The Great
Not the next day in hawaii
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
u win this time amon... but next time shall victory shall be mine
KarlMarxxx
Rastafarion Nationalist
Josef referred me to this nifty RP.
I'd like to sign up as The Ottoman Empire.
As for my orders, I'd like to allot three economy to training more troops. Also, I'll send my fleet to trade with England.
I'd like to sign up as The Ottoman Empire.
As for my orders, I'd like to allot three economy to training more troops. Also, I'll send my fleet to trade with England.
Amon Savag
The Great
Starting poopdate
das
Regeneration In Process
Karl, unless memory serves me wrong, you're at war with Russia.
JosefStalinator
Я буду снова здесь
aye he is indeed, and he knows it
Amon Savag
The Great
Spring of 1618
Many Changes in China
The chinese make a great many changes in their country.Firs of which,a great impression has been made from the chinese government for merchants to make their own ships and go to europe...A very rich man,Sima wang,has embraced the idea,and has employed some of the new prussovarians paid to modernise China to model his new fleet...This fleet is expected to go to Europe next turn,and start trade there.
An Embassy was created in Tokyo..But noone knows exactly the intentions of this were.
All drugs have been banned from china,and while hard to keep an eye on such things,a dramatic decrease in the amount of opium and everything being tooken by the populace goes down.
Prime minister reinstated,his name is "Suk Dong".He is a quite capable man,who obeys his master's wishes to their fullest.
Jade business flourishes in china because of lowered taxes,and being sold to a jade carving company.It's now a main export for china,and is sure to be in higher demand all threwout europe soon,as Spain is the first to get their hands on these fine treasures
European missionaries teach the chinese european medicine,and this is mixed with the chinese medicine,to create some sort of...Better art of medicinal ****..
Primitive crop rotation is practiced now in china,as well as the useage of various ****s (Sometimes literally) as fertaliser to make the soil richer.
A new exploding cannon-ball is produced in China.This thing explodes when it impacts with something hard,such as the ground,or the hull of another ship.Also ways to make smaller cannons,and cannon balls are being searched for.
All these events in effect have threwn the chinese into a "Chinese age" that makes China very unique from the rest of the world.
A very stupid thing takes place though from China...They conquer Tibet,and send an army in the north...But...Their Emperor wanted them to bring their winter gear...In the spring...The Prime Minister didn't let this idiosy happen,though,and hired a suicidal muslim to slap the Emperor for him. (The Emperor doesn't know that the Prime Minister sent the muslim though.)
England invades the Iroquois
Sending over 60k to attack the Iroquois..The Iroquois have relentlessly went into hiding and ambushing tactics..This,though,isn't going all that well and they lose many men.They soon just start withdrawing,tradeing land for time,and hopeing the French whom they have signed a MPP with come to their aid.
English Losses:2,800,Good,1
Iroquois Losses:5,000,Good,1/4,000,veteran,1
England makes breakthrew!
Johnathan Davis has made a DOUBLE BARREL CANNON!This thing is a basic 8 pounder,but 2 in 1!This is not useable on any ship currently available,and will take the designing of a new ship in order to have these puppies seaborn.
Manchurians invade Korea
Not expecting much of a fight,the Manchurian cavalry storm threw the mountain passes of northern Korea,and get ambushed the **** out of.Korean lead was flying all threwout that ****...All throughout northern Korea ambushes like this happened,and the product being a full retreat being issued by the general in comand of the invading manchurians.
Manchurian Losses:30,000,Good,1
Korean Losses:12,000,Good,1
Russia Vs. ottoman season 3
Persia enters the war,and pays the Mughals to surprise attack with them.The Mughals attack via Persian ship,in the most southern area of the Ottoman Empire,and as the Ottoman reserves are directed there,the main persian army rolls over the deserty areas of Babylon,consolidating much ground without being tormented by the Ottomans.Then,when the Mughals were supposed to hand over the land they had aquired from the Ottomans over to Persia,they didn't.And instead they kept it for themselves.The Ottoman reserves then,after been bribed by Persia,had totally forgotten about the persians and attacked full force on the Mughals,and drove them into the sea.The Russian front is quiet,as no push is made by either side.
Ottoman Losses:4,000,Good,1
Mughal Losses:15,000,Good,1
Persian research takes a stand
A new weapon is made in Persia.It has a broad blade,and where the handle is,there is a rifle butt.The blade his inside of it the barrel of a gun.They call this the "Gun Blade" and it's secrets are well kept by a secret few that know how to create such things.
Renegade Prince strikes again!
This time against Poland!Seeing as the Polish king is as unactive and uncareing about their country as his father,he shanghais the treasury and heads for venice,where he gave 7 to the King of Venice and kept 3 so he could live the life of luxury in Venice.
Portugal smashes Dahomey mother****ers
I wouldn't **** you guys on that.He attacks and drives pretty deep into dahomey territory..Resistance has been light thus far.
Portuguese Losses:800,Good,2
Queztals learning,and makeing their own system.
The Queztals have started their own factory and with zombie labor have made this factory quite an impressive producing...Producer.
Spain and Queztals finally exchange blows'
And a collossal war it is!The Queztal league quickly and stealthily advances to the west,and takes lands unclaimed only to use against the spanish that weren't expecting an attack so far away from where the first front.A small rebelion pops up in mexico as a "Returned one" from the Queztal league has converted some Aztecs and they are defying the Spanish King as we speak.The Spanish,though have a few tricks up their sleeve,landing forces on french lands,they attack the queztal fort in the south with their Texas force,then as they're distracted,a main force moves into their ass from the french held lands.The bad thing is...The Spanish have to kill every single citizen of the queztals,because the queztals are crazy mother****ers that will even bite a spaniard to death.This slows spanish advance,because of the genocide that they have to commit...And with new primitive firerms and "Sling Dynamite" the Spanish take good losses
Spanish Losses:14,000,Good,1
Queztal Losses:11,000,Good,1
Venice tackles Savoy totally bye surprise.
Takeing down the whole of the posessions owned by Savoy,the Venetians take the place rather quietly,with only a few skirmishes happening.The Duke of Savoy takes shelter in France,where he urges the King of France to help him regain Savoy.
Venetian Losses:3,000,Good,1
Savoyish Losses:Everything.
Trade Missions
Netherlands-1 economy from the far east(I have no idea what was sent for it though..)<5 Naos will be back from North America next turn with 1 economy><3 Naos will be back next turn from Carribeans with 1 economy><5 naos and 5 Carracks will be back next turn from South america with 1 economy><5 Naos will be back next turn from the far east with 3 economy>
Portugal-4 naos traded all season with England,and brought an economy worth of cash for it.3 naos traded all season with Netherlands and brought back 1 economy from it.
England-13 Xebecs were trading all threwout the season with Holland,and rallied up 3 economy from it.And 10 Carracks were trading all threwout the season with Denmark,and rallied up 2 economy from it.
Oman-5 Carracks traded all turn with Persia,and gained 2 economy worth of revenue
Venice-10 Brigantines traded all season with spain and rounded up 1 economy from it.10 brigantines traded all season with the Ottomans and brought 1 economy from it.
Spain-4 Galleons will be back next turn from China with 3 economy.
France-6 Galleons and 5 Carracks traded with denmark and went to Quebec to further trade.They will be back next turn with 4 economy.
Ottomans-10 Venetian Galleass',12 Buss',16 Brigantines traded with England all season and rounded up 5 economy worth of good ****.
NEW SHI*
You now gain half the economy gained from your country by trade missions.(4 economy gained off of china gives china 2 economy as well)
You can also now start land trading with a country,it only costs 4 economy to open a land trade route with a neighbor,and then you gain 1 economy per turn from it.Only 1 land trade route with each country.
Many Changes in China
The chinese make a great many changes in their country.Firs of which,a great impression has been made from the chinese government for merchants to make their own ships and go to europe...A very rich man,Sima wang,has embraced the idea,and has employed some of the new prussovarians paid to modernise China to model his new fleet...This fleet is expected to go to Europe next turn,and start trade there.
An Embassy was created in Tokyo..But noone knows exactly the intentions of this were.
All drugs have been banned from china,and while hard to keep an eye on such things,a dramatic decrease in the amount of opium and everything being tooken by the populace goes down.
Prime minister reinstated,his name is "Suk Dong".He is a quite capable man,who obeys his master's wishes to their fullest.
Jade business flourishes in china because of lowered taxes,and being sold to a jade carving company.It's now a main export for china,and is sure to be in higher demand all threwout europe soon,as Spain is the first to get their hands on these fine treasures
European missionaries teach the chinese european medicine,and this is mixed with the chinese medicine,to create some sort of...Better art of medicinal ****..
Primitive crop rotation is practiced now in china,as well as the useage of various ****s (Sometimes literally) as fertaliser to make the soil richer.
A new exploding cannon-ball is produced in China.This thing explodes when it impacts with something hard,such as the ground,or the hull of another ship.Also ways to make smaller cannons,and cannon balls are being searched for.
All these events in effect have threwn the chinese into a "Chinese age" that makes China very unique from the rest of the world.
A very stupid thing takes place though from China...They conquer Tibet,and send an army in the north...But...Their Emperor wanted them to bring their winter gear...In the spring...The Prime Minister didn't let this idiosy happen,though,and hired a suicidal muslim to slap the Emperor for him. (The Emperor doesn't know that the Prime Minister sent the muslim though.)
England invades the Iroquois
Sending over 60k to attack the Iroquois..The Iroquois have relentlessly went into hiding and ambushing tactics..This,though,isn't going all that well and they lose many men.They soon just start withdrawing,tradeing land for time,and hopeing the French whom they have signed a MPP with come to their aid.
English Losses:2,800,Good,1
Iroquois Losses:5,000,Good,1/4,000,veteran,1
England makes breakthrew!
Johnathan Davis has made a DOUBLE BARREL CANNON!This thing is a basic 8 pounder,but 2 in 1!This is not useable on any ship currently available,and will take the designing of a new ship in order to have these puppies seaborn.
Manchurians invade Korea
Not expecting much of a fight,the Manchurian cavalry storm threw the mountain passes of northern Korea,and get ambushed the **** out of.Korean lead was flying all threwout that ****...All throughout northern Korea ambushes like this happened,and the product being a full retreat being issued by the general in comand of the invading manchurians.
Manchurian Losses:30,000,Good,1
Korean Losses:12,000,Good,1
Russia Vs. ottoman season 3
Persia enters the war,and pays the Mughals to surprise attack with them.The Mughals attack via Persian ship,in the most southern area of the Ottoman Empire,and as the Ottoman reserves are directed there,the main persian army rolls over the deserty areas of Babylon,consolidating much ground without being tormented by the Ottomans.Then,when the Mughals were supposed to hand over the land they had aquired from the Ottomans over to Persia,they didn't.And instead they kept it for themselves.The Ottoman reserves then,after been bribed by Persia,had totally forgotten about the persians and attacked full force on the Mughals,and drove them into the sea.The Russian front is quiet,as no push is made by either side.
Ottoman Losses:4,000,Good,1
Mughal Losses:15,000,Good,1
Persian research takes a stand
A new weapon is made in Persia.It has a broad blade,and where the handle is,there is a rifle butt.The blade his inside of it the barrel of a gun.They call this the "Gun Blade" and it's secrets are well kept by a secret few that know how to create such things.
Renegade Prince strikes again!
This time against Poland!Seeing as the Polish king is as unactive and uncareing about their country as his father,he shanghais the treasury and heads for venice,where he gave 7 to the King of Venice and kept 3 so he could live the life of luxury in Venice.
Portugal smashes Dahomey mother****ers
I wouldn't **** you guys on that.He attacks and drives pretty deep into dahomey territory..Resistance has been light thus far.
Portuguese Losses:800,Good,2
Queztals learning,and makeing their own system.
The Queztals have started their own factory and with zombie labor have made this factory quite an impressive producing...Producer.
Spain and Queztals finally exchange blows'
And a collossal war it is!The Queztal league quickly and stealthily advances to the west,and takes lands unclaimed only to use against the spanish that weren't expecting an attack so far away from where the first front.A small rebelion pops up in mexico as a "Returned one" from the Queztal league has converted some Aztecs and they are defying the Spanish King as we speak.The Spanish,though have a few tricks up their sleeve,landing forces on french lands,they attack the queztal fort in the south with their Texas force,then as they're distracted,a main force moves into their ass from the french held lands.The bad thing is...The Spanish have to kill every single citizen of the queztals,because the queztals are crazy mother****ers that will even bite a spaniard to death.This slows spanish advance,because of the genocide that they have to commit...And with new primitive firerms and "Sling Dynamite" the Spanish take good losses
Spanish Losses:14,000,Good,1
Queztal Losses:11,000,Good,1
Venice tackles Savoy totally bye surprise.
Takeing down the whole of the posessions owned by Savoy,the Venetians take the place rather quietly,with only a few skirmishes happening.The Duke of Savoy takes shelter in France,where he urges the King of France to help him regain Savoy.
Venetian Losses:3,000,Good,1
Savoyish Losses:Everything.
Trade Missions
Netherlands-1 economy from the far east(I have no idea what was sent for it though..)<5 Naos will be back from North America next turn with 1 economy><3 Naos will be back next turn from Carribeans with 1 economy><5 naos and 5 Carracks will be back next turn from South america with 1 economy><5 Naos will be back next turn from the far east with 3 economy>
Portugal-4 naos traded all season with England,and brought an economy worth of cash for it.3 naos traded all season with Netherlands and brought back 1 economy from it.
England-13 Xebecs were trading all threwout the season with Holland,and rallied up 3 economy from it.And 10 Carracks were trading all threwout the season with Denmark,and rallied up 2 economy from it.
Oman-5 Carracks traded all turn with Persia,and gained 2 economy worth of revenue
Venice-10 Brigantines traded all season with spain and rounded up 1 economy from it.10 brigantines traded all season with the Ottomans and brought 1 economy from it.
Spain-4 Galleons will be back next turn from China with 3 economy.
France-6 Galleons and 5 Carracks traded with denmark and went to Quebec to further trade.They will be back next turn with 4 economy.
Ottomans-10 Venetian Galleass',12 Buss',16 Brigantines traded with England all season and rounded up 5 economy worth of good ****.
NEW SHI*
You now gain half the economy gained from your country by trade missions.(4 economy gained off of china gives china 2 economy as well)
You can also now start land trading with a country,it only costs 4 economy to open a land trade route with a neighbor,and then you gain 1 economy per turn from it.Only 1 land trade route with each country.
