At the Urinal

[squadbroken]

Urinal? Isn't that what trash cans are for?

 

[GenMarshall]

Urinal? Isn't that what trash cans are for?

Only if you're drunk.

 

[Japanrocks12]

My favorite was when I went to this random Mexican bar in San Francisco. I had to pee really bad, and had just gotten off the Mission and 24th BART (subway) stop. My friends hadn't shown up, so I go to the bar nearby. When I say Mexican, I mean we're one stop away from a Mariachi band and Sombreros, and not the Chevy's variety.

Bypassing the crowded dance floor I make my way to the bathroom. It seems like a one man operation: there's a toilet, a sink, a trash can, a urinal, and no dividers. There's also no lock on the door.

So I start going in the urinal when in busts this dude. So I'm like... okay, cool, finishing up when another guy busts in. He's clearly hammered so I'm trying to get off the urinal ASAP. Too late, he starts peeing in the trashcan. One hand planted on the wall, standing on his tip toes since he was a short guy, straight up peeing in the garbage. Then a fourth guy bursts through the door but I'm off the urinal before he takes the sink...

Regardless of our differences in urinal philosophy, I think we can all agree that drunk people barging into the bathroom while you're peeing is the WORST.

 

[Farm Boy]

It's peeing. I would be hard pressed to care one way or another about what stalls or urinals people are using. So long as the the quarters are not so tight that you physically touch the man next to you, it's fine. Might be from too many years of peeing outside, but generally any concerns I have regarding peeing are related to wind, slight downhill slopes towards my shoes, or lines of visibility between myself and any public roadway that might be occupied.

*Fun side note I learned the other week. At least in Illinois(Chicago probably excluded) it is perfectly acceptable to pee in your own yard/whatever even if folks can see you. The test between legal and a lifelong sexual-offender registration seems to be "arousal."

 

[Hygro]

The test between legal and a lifelong sexual-offender registration seems to be "arousal."

 

[Farm Boy]

I'm confused. Are you indicating my avatar makes it so you can't pee in your yard?