At the Urinal
- Thread starter BuckeyeJim
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Yeah, never liked the idea of taking my willy out in front of other people.
Mise
isle of lucy
If that's what you're doing then you're doing it wrong.
Then I'm glad I never tried!
Zack
99% hot gas
You don't aim?? Your hand blocks the view.
(And it's not exactly like the other dudes using the urinal will look over at you and be like "daayyyyum! Look at Joe's meat!")
Yeah, I know that, I'm still not comfortable with it.
Kinda similar in the way that I don't like doors being open in rooms I'm in. I don't know why, but it just bugs me (especially at school when the teacher leaves the door open to the classroom).
Quackers
The Frog
Thats early-stage onset Autism Joe.
Was it a breach of etiquette for the Navy Seals to take my urinal away and toss it into the sea?
What, that I like privacy?
BuckeyeJim
King
Can we please keep this on topic? This is meant for serious discussion. Take your trolling and spam elsewhere.
What happens if someone with the self-selected initials BJ makes an entrance? Do you ask him if he's on the DL?
Boundless
Deity
Query - if there is no urinal, do you stand or sit to pee?
rugbyLEAGUEfan
Deity
Stand of course . As a male , the earth is my toilet
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[to_xp]Gekko
QCT junkie
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
I was thinking about this the other day because in the most used bathroom at Cal there are three urinals
#1 is a tiny kids' one
#2 is in the middle
#3 floods periodically when flushed, and either way is more likely to have grossness on the floor around it.
This leaves me regularly choosing, in the most trafficked bathroom, the middle urinal. I can't remember if there are dividers or not, but either way at some point I said fuggetit, I'm peeing in the best one regardless of etiquette.
#1 is a tiny kids' one
#2 is in the middle
#3 floods periodically when flushed, and either way is more likely to have grossness on the floor around it.
This leaves me regularly choosing, in the most trafficked bathroom, the middle urinal. I can't remember if there are dividers or not, but either way at some point I said fuggetit, I'm peeing in the best one regardless of etiquette.
Mise
isle of lucy
If you pee'd in the kids one, which is the obvious 2nd choice IMO, chances are the next person to come in would pee in the middle one anyway. Indeed, you would be sparing someone the awkwardness of having to choose between a toilet that is known to flood and a toilet that is next to another dude. By forcing them to go next to another dude, you're making the decision easier - the kid's one or the flooding one, for which the obvious answer is the kid's one. It's a selfless act, when you think about it; taking that bullet gives the next guy a guilt-free pee. You're the true hero of this story, Hygro.
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
you had my sold on my righteousness, until I remembered though they usually take the flooder anyway.
