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I finally saw it. Only now, six weeks after the movie came out, was I able to get a ticket into my city's 3D IMAX theatre. I refused to see it any other way due to this thread.


And I have run out of time, more later maybe.


#1: Its all relative
#2: Or that's what they are suppose to be, ya know noble? Plus its all relative, should read what the Chinese people saw in the movie
#3: Ummmm okay thats your opinon
#4: They have hunters, priests, wisemen, presumably healers and fishermen and people that tend to the banshees and direhorses. Nertyi mentions a female with a beautiful singing voice so presummably singers would matter or else that wouldn't be a selling point for a mate
#5: One of the hunters that "arrested" Jake was female. One of the hunters that was taking the test was female, Nertyi mentions a female hunter. You don't see other parts of their society cause those parts don't concern Jake. Might as well complain about where they go to the bathroom
#6: Whats the problem here? That life can become something more then just one animal or one plant?
#7A: Its the whole point of the movie, to get to connect to the natives to better understand them to get them to move off the mining sites. Its been roughly 25 years since they got to Pandora, a lot can happen in 25 years.
#7B: The Avatars are test tube babies. Grown 100% in a lab.
#8: Well for one thing, private enterprises are make more headway in spaceship designs and concepts then Nasa is, and for the other thing Jake says that he's been hearing about Pandora since he was child. First Contact has come and gone.
#9: Ya I got nothing here. Only thing to make it seem possible is that 200 KM is the range of the mining equipment, or that they don't want a supply line of more then 200km or that the entire speech was an exaggeration.
#10: This is all relative. Some say they were very good and human villians and others say they were transparent and predictable.
#11: So?
#12: It may be possible to burn it down but that would take an aweful lot of time. When Jake gets back to his body the tree is still burning long long after it fell. Plus the tree is made up of something other then just wood. It is a alien environment after all you can't just expect it to be exactly like Earth trees
#13: Not the messiest means but it is quieter. A nuke from orbit is gonna leave paper work(several missiles can be used in training ops or in a side engagement), and you can't forcibly remove something that simply won't leave not even at gunpoint.
#14: The gunship couldn't. The mech bays aren't big enough to drop the payload and it's not fast enough to drop and then get outta dodge before the explosion hits them
#15: Well there are several arches over the Tree so height probably wouldn't of done much to bypass that
#16: You missed the part where it was in the flux zone where all guidance stopped working. So only way to accu
#17: Ya I got nothing here. The only possible reason is that the mechs are not combat mechs and are for manual labour in dangerous enviroments which makes sense.
#18: The arrows fired at the Dragonfly where fired from bad angles against stronger, smaller windows(the bigger the window the easier it is to shatter/break) While the ones fired at the Helicopters are fired from high up off a diving animal a strike the large windows at a direct angle. You might as well complain about shells bouncing off the front of a Abrams but the smae ones penetrating the sides and rear
#19: No reason given but they could of been there to contain the Na'vi forces so that the bombs will kill everyone
#20: You do know that animals that evolve on another planet wouldn't have the same bone density and strength of a animal evolved on Earth? How do you know it doesn't have naturally occuring carbon fiber bones like the Na'vi?
#21: Jake was neither wounded nor was he parrying blows with ease. Every hit knocked him down or to his knees. He also didn't stand there and take it he moved around a lot. Did you miss the part about natural carbon fiber bones?
#22: It was hinted through out the movie that Eywa was real. And that Eywa IS the planet.

You didn't watch the movie did you?
 
I think that would have been pretty cool. They of course had a real and logical reason for why that didn't happen in movie though.
Yeah, the Aliens send out a sort of 007 alien to the dropship parked way over somewhere else, so the 007 alien first had to track down that ship without a clue where to search.

Logical. :D

In reality the movie needed the crew to stay on the planet, so they pulled the Alien out of the hat trick.
 
I had no problem escaping reality while watching Avvie. But am I reading you right Basket, that you haven't seen the movie?
Yes, I have. More than once, too. I first saw Avatar thirty years ago as a kid, and I've seen it many times since. Because Avatar is the same old theme a million other movies have already done, and done better.

I'm definitely gonna go see this particular version, just for the pretty pictures--mostly because I snagged a corporate box office ticket and can see it in IMAX for free. As someone else in this thread said way back: turn off your brain and watch the pretty pictures.

Thank you! I can never understand how people can be nitpicky about "logic" and then go on to wonder why they don't bomb they from orbit as if the entire human race are a bunch of genocidal maniacs.
Because then Cameron wouldn't have had a movie. :D
 
I'm definitely gonna go see this particular version, just for the pretty pictures--mostly because I snagged a corporate box office ticket and can see it in IMAX for free. As someone else in this thread said way back: turn off your brain and watch the pretty pictures.
That could have been me :)

The acting is pretty good as well.
Spoiler :
Bhuahahahaha! :lol:
 
#1: Its all relative

Relative to what? That makes no sense.

#2: Or that's what they are suppose to be, ya know noble? Plus its all relative, should read what the Chinese people saw in the movie

I don't think you understand what the term "relative" means. Regardless of what the Chinese thought the Navi remain a racist steriotype.

#3: Ummmm okay thats your opinon

No, that is pretty much science fact. I am totally open to you explaining how that happened though.

#4: They have hunters, priests, wisemen, presumably healers and fishermen and people that tend to the banshees and direhorses. Nertyi mentions a female with a beautiful singing voice so presummably singers would matter or else that wouldn't be a selling point for a mate

PRESUMABLY, or in other words there is no evidence of this whatsoever. The fact is we are trying to be sold on the Navi being a peaceful race however we are never given any evidence of this in any form. Warriors of old were valued for their singing voices too, regailing the collected warriors in the king's hall of there last rape and pillage via song. Sorry, no dice.

The simple fact is that we are introduced to no other strata of Navi society other than priestess and warrior, one of each holding dictatoral power.

#5: One of the hunters that "arrested" Jake was female. One of the hunters that was taking the test was female, Nertyi mentions a female hunter. You don't see other parts of their society cause those parts don't concern Jake. Might as well complain about where they go to the bathroom

There were no females in the test, stop making things up. Hunters and warriors are very different things. What we see on screen is Cameron idealizing a native society that necessitates things like male dominated warrior culture, and then him trying to shoehorn in a heroin after the fact. It is an unnatural fit, yet another reason why the Navi are an attrocious mary sue.

#6: Whats the problem here? That life can become something more then just one animal or one plant?

What does this comment have to do with the critism? What is the MECHANSIM!?!?!

#7A: Its the whole point of the movie, to get to connect to the natives to better understand them to get them to move off the mining sites. Its been roughly 25 years since they got to Pandora, a lot can happen in 25 years.

#7B: The Avatars are test tube babies. Grown 100% in a lab.

Thats the whole point. Unless the Navi routinely sacrifice individuals in order to perpetuate others, THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN IN POCESSION OF AN EMPTY BODY BEFORE TO DEVELOPE THIS PRACTICE!!!

#8: Well for one thing, private enterprises are make more headway in spaceship designs and concepts then Nasa is, and for the other thing Jake says that he's been hearing about Pandora since he was child. First Contact has come and gone.

1.) You first claim is demonstrably false. Private enterprise has barely succeeded in getting payloads of a few pounds into orbit by themselves, while organizatons like NASA and the ESA are sending probes throughout the solar system and beyond.

2.) He heard about Pandora, which was obviously discovered long before the Navi. It is irrelevant though, the idea that there would be no goverment involvement in an enterprise of this size is ******** on its face. The idea that there would be no government involvment in contact with a sentient alien race whether it be 1 year or 1000 years after first contact is far more ******** on its face.

#10: This is all relative. Some say they were very good and human villians and others say they were transparent and predictable.

Those people are wrong, and I am right ;)


Originality, directors are supposed to be artists. This isn't a big deal though, I already praised him on making his technology seem as if it could be real and functioning and thus designs that have those attributes are going to mimic each others forms.

#12: It may be possible to burn it down but that would take an aweful lot of time. When Jake gets back to his body the tree is still burning long long after it fell. Plus the tree is made up of something other then just wood. It is a alien environment after all you can't just expect it to be exactly like Earth trees

If the tree is made up of something other than just wood we are never told so during the film. And no, the time doesn't matter. The objective wasn't to destroy the tree, it was to remove the Navi. So if you can just burn the tree int a useless heap of ashes why not. I am not sure if you have ever seen something burn but it takes very little time and there is no reason to think that letting that thing burn for a few days would matter.

#13: Not the messiest means but it is quieter. A nuke from orbit is gonna leave paper work(several missiles can be used in training ops or in a side engagement), and you can't forcibly remove something that simply won't leave not even at gunpoint.

1.) How exactly is manually traking down the natives and killing them one by one, with thousands of witnesses, less messy that a burned patch or forest?

2.) Of course you can forcibly remove something that simply won't leave at gunpoint. That is exactly what we saw happen.

#14: The gunship couldn't. The mech bays aren't big enough to drop the payload and it's not fast enough to drop and then get outta dodge before the explosion hits them

???

1.) As a matter of fact the gunship was more than big enough. The mine esplosive bombs were just a regular pallet in size. We watch the gunship dislodge two rows of Mechs standing side by side which individually are far bigger than the pallet.

2.) Obviously it could get away because the gunship was with the orbital transport THE WHOLE TIME, there was never any pretext of sending in the orbital transport without the gunship at its side. As a matter or observed fact, when the bomb is dropped the gunship is right there and nothing happened.

#15: Well there are several arches over the Tree so height probably wouldn't of done much to bypass that

???

That is irrelevant, if those archers would have escaped an explosion from ordinance dropped at 20K feet they would have escaped the same explosion from ordinace dropped for 1K feet. The ordinance is the same, the only difference is the level of risk the attackers expose themselves to.

#16: You missed the part where it was in the flux zone where all guidance stopped working. So only way to accu

Except we watch the gunship kill things with tracking missiles in the ending battle, and laser guidance requires no signals, it is all by sight. There is no way to jam laser illumination other than physical obstruction, and since none of the characters seemed to have any trouble seeing in those areas why would lasers designators and trackers be affected?

#17: Ya I got nothing here. The only possible reason is that the mechs are not combat mechs and are for manual labour in dangerous enviroments which makes sense.

You would think that, except that it is made quite clear throughout the movie that the humans are the big bad militarists.

#18: The arrows fired at the Dragonfly where fired from bad angles against stronger, smaller windows(the bigger the window the easier it is to shatter/break) While the ones fired at the Helicopters are fired from high up off a diving animal a strike the large windows at a direct angle. You might as well complain about shells bouncing off the front of a Abrams but the smae ones penetrating the sides and rear

They were all combat vehicles, these windows would need to withstand bullets, there is no way in hell an arrow fired from any angle would have those effects. Its a plot whole, plain and simple.

#19: No reason given but they could of been there to contain the Na'vi forces so that the bombs will kill everyone

Possibly, but in reality it was just a vehicle for an action sequence, Cameron probably having realized his awesome mechs didn't get any screen time due to the actual plot.

#20: You do know that animals that evolve on another planet wouldn't have the same bone density and strength of a animal evolved on Earth? How do you know it doesn't have naturally occuring carbon fiber bones like the Na'vi?

They could be made of pure carbon fiber, it wouldn't matter. Carbon fiber is strong, but it isn't strong in the ways that would make it resist bullets.

Welcome to the 30mm round: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/30_mm_caliber

The 30mm is the same calibre used by the Thunderbolt II, the one that turned Iraqi tanks into swiss cheese in the Gulf War.

#21: Jake was neither wounded nor was he parrying blows with ease. Every hit knocked him down or to his knees. He also didn't stand there and take it he moved around a lot. Did you miss the part about natural carbon fiber bones?

1.) Not wounded, he had just had his ass kicked via falling off of crashing aircraft!

2.) Moving to his knees vice being thrown clear to the horizon like he should have been you mean?

3.) Carbon fiber bones are irrelevant. Momentum is momentum.

#22: It was hinted through out the movie that Eywa was real. And that Eywa IS the planet.

Sucks to be the Navi then, knowing that you can be physically commendeered to do Eywa's bidding at any moment like the rest of the wildlife apparently.

You didn't watch the movie did you?

Oh I did, sorry I had to dispell your Avatar worship with observed flaws.
 
edit 2: I also saw the Southpark, Dances with Smurfs, Cartman = Glenn Beck episode just a few days ago for the second time. Only this time I had seen avatar. I :D'ed
DOH! I completely passed up a golden opportunity.

Here's South Park the way I woulda wrote it:

Spoiler :

South Park: "Blueballed"
@2010 by BasketCase

Forget smurfs. In this episode, the Earth really actually gets invaded by the Na'Vi. Thousands of nine-foot tall aliens swarm all over South Park on their flying pterodactyl-critters. Destruction everywhere. Jimbo and Ned pull out their arsenal of guns and start blasting the bejeezus outta everything. Most other citizens of South Park run screaming in their usual panic whenever aliens attack (which actually seems to happen a lot....)

"The Kids" (Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny) do their usual "what the BLEEPing hell is going on" conversation; Stan says something along the lines of the Na'Vi being mad at humans for screwing up Earth's environment, and Cartman goes "aww, crap, so what you're saying is they're a bunch of hippies".

Meanwhile, the Na'Vi are doing their communing-with-nature thing, plugging their neural thingies into everything and everybody--or, more accurately, the Na'Vi are having sex with everything. And everybody. Lots of gags centering around bestiality, of course. :eek: One Na'Vi breaks into the zoo and tries to plug into a lion--grabbing his tail, naturally, at which point the lion turns around and bites the Na'Vi's face off. Another Na'Vi tries to plug into the monkeys, who of course throw stuff at him which I can't mention here. :eek:

Later in the day, Stan's father stumbles through the door, his clothing torn and ripped, looking rather exhausted, and with strange splotches of blue muck all over him. Stan asks his dad what happened, and his dad says a Na'Vi plugged into him. Stan just kind of stands there, looking like this: :eek:

Another Na'Vi chases Kenny up onto the roof of his house and plugs into him. Kenny gets a blank stare on his face as the Na'Vi's brain takes over. The Na'Vi says "think......fly!!!" (straight from the movie). Kenny, of course, leaps off the roof.

And, of course, KENNY DIES.

The Na'Vi who plugged into Kenny also dies in the fall. Another Na'Vi comes up, surveys dead Kenny and his dead blue pilot, and says "Omigod, they killed Tefira!! YOU BASTARDS!!!"

Naturally The Kids have to come to the rescue, and finally bring the violence to a halt by simply asking the Na'Vi leader "geez, what the hell do you guys WANT!?!?"

The Na'Vi leader explains that his world is dying; all Na'Vi are necessarily vegans, which means their whole race is dying of malnutrition. It turns out the Na'Vi have come to Earth in search of body fat to save their race.

At which point Kyle points at Carman and goes: "oh, well, that's fine. Take him."

We cut to a scene showing Cartman lying face down on a table surrounded by Na'Vi (exactly like the scene of Cartman being experimented-on by aliens in the VERY FIRST EPISODE). Cartman screams in sudden terror: "No anal probe!! NO ANAL PROBE!!! AAAAAAAAA--"

Cue closing theme music, cut to credits.

:mischief:


Yes. I do, in fact, have WAY too much free time on my hands......
 
I finally saw it. Only now, six weeks after the movie came out, was I able to get a ticket into my city's 3D IMAX theatre. I refused to see it any other way due to this thread.

Funny, I saw it just 2 days after you, for the same reason.

THE GOOD

The CG was impressive. I noticed a lot of blending of physical props and CG at times and unlike most movies the transitions are not blatantly obvious. I only saw them because I was looking for them and once I stopped I never noticed them again.

The 3D was amazing. While I did notice a few cheap blurring tricks as was mentioned earlier in the thread, all in all I was extremely impressed. Sometimes I felt they pushed it too far and when the images got popped really far off the screen they got blurry and disorientating, but that probably has more to do with my viewing angle in the theater.

What really didn't get any accolades is the physical props. Just like in Aliens, Cameron understands how to make future machinery and environments that consist or more than just illuminated panels and polished surfaces. Thinks like the gunship and those smaller helicopter things looked real and functional just like the landing craft and APC from Aliens.

No objections here, now to the rest (bwahaha)

THE BAD

The story sucked, at every level.

No, it didn't. It was simple, but not in the negative sense. More brainpower left to enjoy the CGI and the virtual world.

1.) First of all the Navi are probably one of the greatest Mary Sues of all time. It is quite obvious that they were set up as some utopian society that humans could only hope to emulate. However, what exactly is supposed to be so great about a hereditary theocratic monarchy dominated by a warrior culture? This is the problem with idealized native societies, namely that in real life their functioning societies and mores are absolutely repulsive to any liberal thinking modern first world citizen. Despite them trying ti import the personalities of mid 90s Manhattan yuppies so that we can relate to the main Navi characters, there are no redeeming qualities about Navi society.

I think you got it completely wrong. Na'vi are presented as being similar to some Terran hunter-gatherer (from now on abbreviated as H-G) societies. There are also clear differences - such as that women seem to be equally capable of hunting, whereas on Earth there usually is a strict sex-based division of labour. Na'vi are similar to Neanderthals in this respect - they were also much stronger than us and had little gender-defined roles for males and females.

The point is that in practice, there is little difference between a hunter and a warrior. In H-G societies on Earth, no such distinction exists simply because there is little social stratification in the first place. H-G societies are usually extremely egalitarian (one could even say democratic in the extreme), a by-product of their lower population density and little overproduction of food.

So, your description of the Na'vi society as "hereditary theocratic monarchy dominated by a warrior culture" is nonsensical, because there is no specialized warrior class and no strictly defined ruling class, in other words little social hierarchy - these things are only present in sedentary agricultural societies.

2.) The Navi are nothing but a big racial stereotype. The nobal savage warrior in love with the environment who never does anything that is motivated by the same base goals of their technologically superior rivals :rolleyes: Its the same thing people do to the Native Americans and it is just as stupid.

For some reason, such a thought would never have occurred to a Czech. When I first read a critique from an US author who was making this assertion (that the film is racist), I couldn't believe how anybody could be so... pitifully narrow-minded and hopelessly obsessed with political correctness.

3.) There is no evolutionary mechanism that could create that whole biological link thing they do. I had suspended my disbelief until that whole Navi smurf porn thing. They took it too far.

There is no such thing on Earth. That doesn't mean it couldn't exist elsewhere. Earth is naturally an imperfect world, our climate doesn't allow for optimum biological utilization of habitats. We have large areas almost devoid of life - deserts, polar wastes and so on. On Pandora, everything is covered by dense vegetation, the closest thing to our deserts are some steppe-like habitats. The gravity is lower and the air is denser and moister, which makes it easier for animals to fly and for plants to colonize every niche on the surface In such an environment teeming with life, it is certainly possible that such a connection between lifeforms could advance further than on Earth.

Lastly, Alpha Centauri system is at least 1 billion years older than ours. The life has had 1 billion years more to evolve - which is about twice the time complex life exists here on Earth. Try to imagine what kind of things could evolve in such a long period of time.

4.) Apparently the Navi have warriors, warriors, warriors, and a priestess. No body makes baskets or pottery, nobody is growing or preparing food, no teachers, no functioning economy of any sort. So why are we supposed to believe the Navi are anything other than a brutal warrior culture dominated by blood lust? Their whole society, as seen on screen, is nothing but warrior :):):):) and the simple fact of the matter is that you do not have a society composed entirely of effective warriors unless you have lots of practice at it.

As I already told you, there is no distinction between hunters and warriors in H-G societies. That nobody is growing food in a pre-agricultural society is pretty obvious and the fact Cameron didn't show us the more mundane activities (cooking, basket making, etc.) doesn't mean the Na'vi don't do that. It's likely that all members of the society are multi-functional, they don't have narrowly defined jobs. Little social stratification, as I said.

I read on Pandorapedia that the Na'vi clans practically don't fight each other, because (a) their population is constant and (b) the abundance of food and other resources in their environment makes it pointless to fight. What would they fight for?

5.) They are quite clear that in order to attain manhood you have to become a warrior, so apparently there are no other respected male professions. It must really suck to not finish training, but then apparently that’s not a problem because if you don't you are simply killed by the dragon creatures. What an awesome enlightened culture they have there. Notice there were no women involved in this test, so apparently it is a patriarchal society too.

No, in order to attain manhood, they must become hunters. Which is again pretty common in H-G cultures where you can't do anything else for a living :p Rites of passage are also very common in "primitive" societies here on Earth.

How you concluded that they are patriarchal is beyond me - Neytiri (or how it's spelled) seemed to be as capable as the Na'vi males and have probably gone through the same rite of passage. The only "patriarchal/matriarchal" aspects could be seen in the characters of the main chief and the main priestess.

6.) I suspended my disbelief on the whole "everything is interconnected" thing, until apparently the trees can sense, select, follow, and then communicate remotely with seeds to sense, select, and follow CONCIOUSLY an new alien dude. Notice there was never any explanation as to why this is, so we are left with the conclusion that god did it, or that Pandora is a giant CONCIOUS collective mind, or that Pandora is a giant CONCIOUS mind that can just manipulate any of its denizens at will.

Yes, it was clearly showed that Eywa (the name of the collective mind) was pretty conscious. Up to the point of it realizing the danger coming from humans and intervening in order to protect itself. Why does it surprise you, it was one of the most obvious parts of the film :)

7.) What’s with the whole body switch thing? Are there so many other humanoid sentient creatures of another species on Pandora that they have been able to developed a codified practice of doing this and apparently it is so common that it isn't considered anything that out of the ordinary?

It has been mentioned that when Na'vi die, their mind is uploaded to the planetary consciousness, so they really don't die. I guess it isn't that hard for Eywa to reverse the process, although it seems a bit far-fetched that it mastered the human physiology so fast. Especially given that humans are genetically closer to garden slugs than to the Na'vi whose genetic structure and biochemistry is completely different. On the other hand, Avatars are a mixture of both made purposedly in a way to make them compatible.

And more disturbingly, do the Navi normally have random bodies without at dedicated consciousness to use for this purpose anyway? Or do they just let the hereditary elite steal the body from poor proles? Either way the implications of this are horrendous and disgusting, and if I has inclined to feel any empathy for the Navi before it wouldn't have survived ths.

Now you're just kidding ;)

8.) So according to the back story these spaceships transporting everything between Earth and Pandora are the greatest achievement of mankind. Yet despite the obvious implication of this being that it would require the collective efforts of planet wide industry and intelligence supposedly there was no government involvement whatsoever. And despite it being a first contact event with the significance being obvious, not ONE government official of any sort is present whatsoever. In Alien and Aliens this was sort of excusable because space travel was not a new and novel thing and there was a coverup, but no such plot mechanism exists in this movie.

RDA - the evil company - is, according to the backstory, so interwoven with the government that it makes little sense to distinguish between the two. In this future world, governments are probably about as powerful as the UN today. And you don't take the UN representatives with you every time you travel somewhere, right?

9.) So the Navi are on top of the biggest deposit within 200km eh? Thats nice, but that also means there are OTHER deposits within 200km. But hey, why worry about those, lets just go ahead and slaughter the first INTELLIGENT ALIEN LIFE FORM HUMANITY HAS EVER ENCOUNTERED INSTEAD even thought there is apparently no need. The Navi are a preindustrialized primitive society, what is there planet wide population, 100 million? The point is, are you telling me that there are no deposits on the entire planet that don't have a Navi city built on top of it? I can drive 200km in an hour and half, these guys have orbital travel capability.

And a fixed surface base from which they operate, and thus a limited range of operations. They can't simply move to a different part of Pandora. It's likely they chose that spot because it's one of the richest in unobtainium. The rest is just corporate greed - knock, knock, is anybody home? Criticism of this is another obvious part of the film ;)

10.) In conjunction with #9, once the motivations of your antagonists become comical in constuction and simply illogical to boot, the movie loses all pretense of seriousness in its themes which was obvioulsy a concern of the director. Eventually the villians of this movie end up with the debth of Captain Hook or Dr. Evil and at that point the viewer stops careing about them. Once I don't care about them, I don't care if they are defeated and consequently I don't care if the hero win. A good villian has a logical motive for his actions that the audience can empathize with even if they don't agree with it, which it turn makes them that much more dangerous because you can in fact see the logic in their actions. This was not present in this film.

It was. From the RDA's corporate perspective, the Na'vi were a nuisance, an obstance that needed to be removed in order to make more money. If you cared to take a look at the practices of multinational logging companies here on Earth (which often devastate large swathes of land and displace whole tribes in order to get to precious wood), you would know that such an despicable behaviour is far from being far-fetched.

11.) The little chopper things were copied straight out of HALO3.

The concept art for the film are said to have been in the making for at least a decade, so perhaps it's the other way round. Most likely it's just a coincidence - with the number of novels, movies and computer games on the marked, pretty much everything has already appeared somewhere.

12.) The weaponry makes no sense, and my criticisms from earlier in the thread still stand. There is no high rise structure on earth that we can't easily blow over with a minimum of munitions right now, why is this tree so special. It is made of wood, period, its structure is irrelevant. As we see in the movie the human weapons have no trouble bowing wood into splinters as one would expect, so the whole "find me the structural flaws" thing was a LAME plot device. Hell, don't blow up the tree, just burn the damn thing to a cider. This is obviously possible, as the movie shows.

Since the Na'vi bones are made of natural strengthened carbon nanotubes or something liek that, I imagine the trunks of these giant trees are reinforced with similar stuff. Remember, 1 billion more years of evolution, it can do miracles.

13.) More villain retardedness. So, the reason for not just forcibly moving the natives or simply nuking them from orbit in the first place is the bad press. Yet, they decide to do just that by the most messy means possible :crazyeye:

Really? The intention wasn't to kill them, just to drive them out and raze their hometree so that they couldn't return. The fact that the green-brain head of security screwed the whole operation is another thing.

14.) Why did they use an orbital transport, EASILY the most valuable piece of equipment they have with no defensive armament or armor, as a bomber? The gunship was more than capable of fulfilling the same function. ANSWER: "We have this really cool model that we only got to use once, lets get some more mileage out of it." As always, making illogical decisions with no connection to plot necessity yields stupid story telling.

Perhaps because it was the only thing with the lift-capacity+range to transport their superbomb? Or maybe they needed the gunships to transport the ground forces and didn't have a spare one to deliver the bomb at the same time?

You're nitpicking and you suck at it here :)

15.) While we are on the topic of orbital transports, THEY ARE ORBITAL, or in other words they can FLY REALLY HIGH. Perhaps the other vehicles being rotary have low cielings by design, but the orbital transport could have tropped tha payload from tens of thousands of feet. And before you say it...

16.) You are right, it would be hard to hit a single spot with an unguided mass of mining charges from a dozen angels, but why would you do that anyway? The weapons we see on the gunship are more than capable of performing the task, so just laser guide a dozen of those in from a dozen angels. And spare me the whole "they probably don't have that weaponry!," BS, they are obviously not wanting for access to weapons.

I understand that the main target (the neural hub of the planetary consciousness) was in the middle of a powerful magnetic flux making electronic navigation useless and a field of unpredictable flying mountains. One would think it's not a good idea to fly into that straight from the orbit :p As for why they wanted to use the superbomb - the main villain made it clear he wanted to do it as an act of terrorism (in the military sense of the word). A bigger boom -> natives more scared. Simple. Kinda like using artillery against Native Americans, just for the effect.

17) The Mechs make no sense. This is not surprising, because the NEVER make sense the way Hollywood depicts them. For one, they have a giant freaking window. Not a vision slot, not even a porthole, A GIANT FREAKING WINDOW. What the hell is the point of an armored armed to the teeth mech if I have a widow the size of my car windshield exposing almost my entire body? You could literally defeat the whole contraption with a well aimed rock thrown to the head not to mention arrows or the weaponry of Earth!

I take it the mechs in Avatar were far from being purely a military equipment. Their name was "amplified mobility platform" and they were seen being used for hauling heavy things. Besides, you want them to scare the natives who don't have advanced weaponry.

18.) Speaking of windows, apparently they are selectively permeable to arrows, sometimes they bounce off harmlessly, sometimes the sail right through. It must depend on the humidity, or more likely on whether Cameron can be bothered to actually come up with a logical sequence or not.

More likely it depends on the angle and distance (and thus energy of the impact). When they were shooting arrows near the Hometree (for the first time), they were shooting up in the air (which is denser on Pandora), the targets were pretty far and the arrows were impacting the windows in sharp angles. I remember only one scene where the arrow penetrated, and there it was shot down from a very short distance and impacted the glass at almost perpendicular angle.

Nothing impossible, when you actually think about it :p

19.) Back to the mechs, what exactly was the purpose of the ground sequence of the final battle. We are given no objective, their existance has no connection to the stated strategy of the Colonel, they are literally there for no reason.

I take it they were there to cut off the fleeing Na'vi.

20.) I get it, Navi animals are really strong, and some have really thick armor. I get that, and I am willing to accept that the 7.62mm ammunition of Jack's M240 won't hurt those hammerhead buffalo looking things as implausible as that sound. I am not willing to accept, however, that what looks to be a 30mm cannon would not only fail to penetrate the creature’s skin, but als fail to totally splatter the damn thing around the jungle. A .50 call using armor piercing ammo can shoot through 1 inch of steal armor plate, a 30mm round is almost twice the diameter and several times the weight. There is simply no possibility of any creature of any sort withstanding the fire power of those power suits.

Actually, it's perfectly possible given that their natural armour is made of pretty strong materials (perhaps even better than steel) and they're way bigger. If they also have smaller brains (like the big dinosaurs) and lots of fat-like materials under the armour plates, it would be HARD AS HELL to kill them QUICKLY. Sure, you'd probably mortally would them with the first burst, but it would take a long time for them to die. In the meantime, they'd just be more angry. Also, they were controlled by the planetary consciousness, so they probably ignored pain and went on.

21.) So, we have these giant power suits, suits that we crush metal structures with their bare hands and knock down trees, but when engaging in a firefight with a worn out and wounded Navi named Jake, that Navi can parry the blows in a LAME swordfight with ease, not once being particularly overpowered by the suits supposedly overwhelming mechanical advantage. LAME LAME LAME.

Ehm, what? Jake was simply deflecting some blows and evading others. At no point was it postulated that he was physically stronger than the machine.

22.) Now to Cameron's credit, despite all the hand wringing and lame plot devices the humans win. The Navi armies are crushed and retreating, and the makeshift bomb is about to be dropped. So what happens? Well, we are introduced to the most lame plot device in the history of plot devices. The planet itself decides to attack the humans. No mechanism for this is given, we are never told that the planet has the ability to make conscious decisions, let alone that it has to ability to communicate intimately and COMMAND all the creatures on the planet, including those dragon things who have no way of being connected to that network thing. LAME LAME LAME. I repeat, LAME LAME LAME.

I think it is pretty obvious the planet decided to SAVE ITSELF. I'd do it if someone was pointing a gun to my head and slowly pulling a trigger. It decided to do it only after one human consciousness (Grace) joined it and made it clear that the humans indeed presented a grave threat to its very existence.

As for the mechanism - it wasn't explained, but it was hinted on many occasions during the film, so it was kinda predictable. I imagine some sort of combination of electromagnetic waves from the planetwide neural web or pheromones could accomplish it. All animals have these natural links, so they probably use them for other things than communication with the Na'vi - the planet could have simply released pheromones that made them link with the planetary consciousness, after which it gave them their orders (find and kill bad humans).

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So, to conclude, your criticism is poorly though through, incoherent, grumpy and sloppy. In your own words, LAME LAME LAME. I repeat, LAME LAME LAME :pat:
 
I thought about responding to you winner, but then I realized that every one of your rebuttals is nothing more than fanwank handwaving :)
 
... which gives me a really pleasant warm feeling that I succeeded in showing you that logic and commons sense are a double-edged sword :D
 
:)

BTW, there are some things I didn't like about the movie, purely from my nerdy point of view.

1) Unobtainum. It's one cliché I am really sick of - the miracle element/mineral that's only present in one place and we can't replicate it. The name varies (Elerium 115 in X-COM series, turbinium in Total Recall, dilithium in Star Trek, etc.), but it is still a pretty weak plot device. At least in Avatar, it wasn't something you put in reactors to make electricity, that would really be lame.
From scientific point of view, it makes little sense - which is perhaps why Cameron used the mock term "unobtainium" in the first place :) It's supposed to be high-temperature superconductor. Fine. It's a mineral. Uh-uh - if it is made of available elements (like iron, nickel, platinum, whatever), we should be able to replicate it. It might be expensive, but I dare to say that manufacturing anti-matter as propellant for the starship would be MUCH more expensive.
I read some backstory for it, supposedly it was created during the early periods of Pandora's formation, when something struck the proto-moon's iron core and the debris interacted with the parent gas giant's strong magnetic field and blah blah blah blah. It's technobabble, but it is plausible. The problem is that it fails to explain why we can't produce it artificially.
Sigh. At least they could say it is some sort of strange exotic matter mixed with usual rocks (perhaps something involving magnetic monopoles?) which got there gods know how. As A.C. Clarke said, when you can't think of a plausible explanation for your miracle technology, don't try to explain it and leave it to the readers :)

2) Polyphemus (the gas giant) - now I am nitpicking, but our observations of the Alpha Centauri system discounted any large gas giants in close orbits. Orbital simulations show that stable planet orbits around either Alpha Centauri A or B need to be within ~2.5 AU radius from the parent star.
That's a good thing, no gas giants means no disruption of the habitable zones, which means there probably are rocky earth-like planets near each of the stars. We just don't have the technology to find them yet, but many people are working on that.
But the concept of a living moon is very intriguing, I've been playing with this idea for years when I was imagining my own fictional words. Now nobody will believe me that I didn't take that idea from Avatar :lol:

3) Day and night cycles - I saw the gas giant moving in the Pandoran sky. In reality any such moon would be tidally locked, showing just one side of it to the parent planet, just like our Moon. From Pandora, the gas giant would seem nailed to the sky and it would never move.

But theoretically, if Pandora's orbit was a very elliptical one, there could be some resonant spin similar to that of Mercury allowing different rotation... uhm... :think:
 
2) Polyphemus (the gas giant) - now I am nitpicking, but our observations of the Alpha Centauri system discounted any large gas giants in close orbits. Orbital simulations show that stable planet orbits around either Alpha Centauri A or B need to be within ~2.5 AU radius from the parent star.
That's a good thing, no gas giants means no disruption of the habitable zones, which means there probably are rocky earth-like planets near each of the stars. We just don't have the technology to find them yet, but many people are working on that.
But the concept of a living moon is very intriguing, I've been playing with this idea for years when I was imagining my own fictional words. Now nobody will believe me that I didn't take that idea from Avatar

Its a lame knockoff of Endor. In fact, the Navi are just a less interesting knockoff of the Ewoks :mischief:
 
See, I *think* you're making a Star Wars reference, but since I am totally indifferent about that fantasy series, I can't tell for sure ;)
 
Its funny to watch someone who has swallowed a movie with floating mountains whole talk smack about "fantasy."
 
I still haven't seen this movie, and from what I've heard about it, I don't think I will. Kyle Maclachlan loked so much better in service of the same story. And I might add, that movie was a horrible, ugly, atrocious mess.
 
Avatar with its floating mountains and blue humanoid hot aliens is still about 100 trillion times more believable than Star Wars, sorry

Hardly, as at least SWs attempted to provide plot mechanisms. They didn't always work, but they were there. Why do mountains float again?
 
It makes sense for mountains containing large amount of superconductive materials to float when placed in a region of strong magnetic fields, or for mountains containing high levels of magnetically polarized minerals to float over superconductive materials. This is explained by the Meissner effect.

The Force is a lot harder to explain scientifically.
 
It makes sense for mountains containing large amount of superconductive materials to float when placed in a region of strong magnetic fields, or for mountains containing high levels of magnetically polarized minerals to float over superconductive materials. This is explained by the Meissner effect.

That, however, is not the explaination given. In fact, there never was an explaination given in the movie they just showed you floating mountains and we are supposed to be too busy oooing and ahhhing that we never bother to ask why there are floating mountains.

In any case the unobtanium was not in the floating mountains, it was under the the Navi village on the normal surface.

Even if there was a plot mechanism given for the floating mountains (and again their isn't), they would act as gigantic sails being pushed all over the place by the wind. In fact, in all reality they would probably be constantly crashing into each other and thus pulverized in hours. LAME LAME LAME.

The Force is a lot harder to explain scientifically.
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I don't need a scientific plot mechanism, just a plot mechanism. Psychic powers and telekinesis are common themes and much easier to explain away, and saying it is "the Force" works just was well as invoking magic. But again, there was no mechanism provided at all in Avatar.

And its not like those floating mountains had ANYTHING to do with the plot whatsoever either. They served absolutely no purpose.
 
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