Since that glorious day in which the working classes of the Soviet Union rose up against the yoke of western imperialism, and forged a new destiny for themselves, they have held in their memories those numerous crimes against humanity; the wrongful and illegal invasion of the Rodina by foreign nations against the rights of our nation. Many nations commited this wrong, hiding imperialist expansionist desires behind the guise of supporting the Tyrant and his family (which we subsequently murdered in a basement). Those most mentioned by the survivers of these times, are the repeated complaints of the war atrocities committed against the people of the USSR by the illegal invasion, and subsequent murders, rapine, looting and various other nefarious acts of war crimes committed by the troops of the United Kingdom, aided and abetted by the government of that same nation. Since the final ouster of these foreign troops, the USSR has repeatedly sought to forward an agenda of criminal charges and war reparations to London. With dismay, we have observed the various elected governments of that nation ignore our legal protestations, refusing to discuss any issue. This has gone on for decades, yet we the people of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republic have a long memory... and we vowed that we would never forget! This is not the 18th century, nor the 19th century, in which we the people of the USSR tore down that mad Frog in Paris... and then were promptly again treated with disdain by the government of England. There has been enough talk, and the time for retribution is NOW!
With this is mind, Moskva, at 0600 hours this morning, presented a formal declaration of war against the people of the United Kingdoms. Ensuring that all due process, in accordance with the Geneva Conventions, had been met, orders were issued from Moskva for the assualt against British possessions in North Africa and the 'so called' British Middle East.
At 0605 AM this morning, formalized plans of assualt were issued by unit and group commanders to units in the field. An undisclosed massive number of military Corps had been encircling this arrogantly termed 'British Middle East' and, spear headed by upwards of ten thousand armored units, quickly struck northwards, into the soft under belly of western imperialistic decay. Quickly severing all communications and transportation routes, the ancient and near mythical cities of BEIRUT... JERUSALEM... OIL FIELDS... PORT SAID, along with the British Commonwealth... and CAIRO quickly fell to the Soviet onslaught. Military convoys, apparently headed westwards towards Alexandria were overrun and totally devastated to the last survivor. Alexandria, the sole remaining plaza of the 'British Bastion' is flooded with refugees, as the noose of Soviet might quickly cinches tight about her.
Formal proposal of surrender is offered the survivors attempting to hold Alexandria: lay down your weapons, vacate the city, and you shall be allowed to return to your homes in peace. Decline... and die.