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I didn't realize the Iroquois had taken out America already! Brianzuma declares that he will liberate all American cities from the evil Iroquois!
I hardly recognize the place! Big changes. Holy Clear-cut Batman!
General Brianzuma takes control of the Aztec empire as General Stevazuma of some place called Arizona retires.
He overlooks the empire and is puzzled. Are the huge armies of cavalry in Steveville wasted? Could they be used to blitz, er liberate, another Iroquois city?
I hear Niagara Falls is lovely this time of year. I send our Cavalry down to check it out. Even lovelier in green, instead of that purple colour. Only lost 1 cavalry!
How many units do you need to stop the culture flip? Niagara should have enough..
Germany and Rome have signed a trade embargo against us!
1816:
An Ironclad sinks our Ironclad!
Our cavalry destroy Oiogouen! (Autoraze)
1818:
The Iroquois request an audience. Brianzuma ignores them.
We capture a settler guarded by an archer!
Cattaragus falls to our mighty tanks!
Brianzuma is in the mood for a San Francisco treat.. We liberate San Fransisco!
At least one of the citizens is happy to see us, still American!

The greeks land cavalry near Keiv?
1820:
Babylon wants Dyes for 29gpt.. Sure..
1822:
France and Rome have signed an embargo against us!
I bombard Allegheny down from 9 to 5! That had to hurt..
Oil Springs falls to our cavalry. Allegheny falls to our tanks.
St Louis is lovely this time of year. We visit it with tanks. The lone citizen is American and welcomes our troops!
Our cavalry captures Oka!
1824:
The Greeks declare war on us!
The Egyptians want Rubber to ally against Greece. OK. The Germans want Flight.. I reject them. They probably would get wiped out anyway.
1826:
Greece takes Avaris and Alexandria with Cavalry! This has got to be stopped! We now have a 2 front war.. I see your 8 cavalry and raise you 8 tanks!
We take back Avaris. I may even give it back to Egypt. Cleo is kinda cute and a good ally
Tanks atack twice.. cool. One tank takes out 2 cavalry. I can see 2 stacks of 10 and 15 or so cavalry!
The moon over Miami is lovely this time of year.
Gandasetaigon is 'liberated'.
Rebase bombers to Karachi. Gee, I'd hate to see those huge stacks all be reduced to 1hp each.. wouldn't that be a shame?
Ganogeh and Gewauga fall to our tanks.
Gayagaahe falls to our tanks.
Oh yeah, we take Hannover.
1828:
Greek and Iroquois navies are harrassing our shorelines. Time to do something about this.
We offer Egypt her cities back, plus a ROP and she 'would never accept such a deal'

Silly AI. We give her her cities anyway..
We meet Hiawatha in his 'capital' of Detroit. Forgot to tell him we were bringing tanks.. oops..
We take Kente.
I try to make peace with the Iroquois so I can concentrate on Greece, but they are not being reasonable. The war continues.
New York, New Yorn, the city so nice, they named it twice. We take a bite out of the Big Apple.
We take Goiguen. Thats the last of the silly 'G' named cities.
1830:
I spend some of our hard earned cash to buy 2 battleships. I'm sick of Greek wooden ships pounding my coast!
Cleo asks us to remove our troops.. last time I give her back her cities!

In fact I might just keep Byblos..
1832:
The Greek Frigates raiding our Russian coast get a nasty shock, as battleships steam out of Kiev and Odessa.
I visit Hiawatha in Atlanta. Oops, brought my friends this time too..
We liberate Buto from the Greeks!
Chicago you're my kinda town..
1834:
Aww.. our little battleships scared away the greek navy..

Hmm a stack of 16 cavalry near Buto. now they are a stack of 1hp cavalry..
I have a craving for Buffalo wings.
We are invited to a tea party in Boston.
We take Kiohero.
I'm getting tired, so rename a few cities to keep myself amused.
1836:
Finally we learn Radio! Now I can listen to all those rocking big bands.. We enter the modern age.
1838:
Athribis was taken back by the Greeks!
Houston, we have a problem, well, the Iroquois have a problem..
Brianzuma and wife rent Sleepless in Seattle.
A tank kills an archer. Is that a fair fight?
1840 AD:
I can't think of anything funny to say about Baltimore.. It got autorazed..
1842:
Dallas.. Can't think of anything funny here. except we now own it..
Neodakheat falls.. One city left. Oops, 2 cities.. one on an island..
Thats it for me. Our armies will crush the last continental Iroquois city next turn, then we can go full guns at Greece.. We will need transports, both to take out the last Iroquois city and to launch a major invasion of Greece.
Sorry about the mess.. I didn't do too much infrastructure. I've been playing for 4 hours or so.. didnt quite meet Lee's turn in B2. we are still in Monarchy and have a very pathetic science rate..
A transport is fully loaded and near Byblos I think.
Good luck!