Ban the user above you

[Buddhafish]

Banned for getting post 600

 

[Terrance888]

Banned for having exactly 100 posts.

 

[MantaRevan]

Banned because I was unaware that there were any prominent members here newer than me.

 

[CELTICEMPIRE]

Banned for being a Swede, the worst of the Scandinavian countries (Denmark #1)

 

[NickyJ]

Banned because the Mongols will conquer the world.

 

[MantaRevan]

Banned because it's too late for that.

 

[W|M]

Banned for thinking that it's too late for the Mongols to try to conquer the world.

 

[MantaRevan]

Banned for thinking.

 

[Optical]

Banned for not thinking.

EDIT:

Banned for almost having 3,000 posts.

What do you mean, almost?

 

[MantaRevan]

Basbrd for,,: tnhinknig__\~

 

[DroopyTofu]

Banned for apoisdj'awp0q9[wpoigjajfs;lkaspokidvnaposwivhp04w8giqhawp40ugtqpwroi8ahgwep0bvf909bej
ab"PJBP"'apoisu490-3u30vrnq-03948nb-q0iut4vnwdjfgsa;dlkjf;lkjg[p oigvr pojinegrag;lkjegrmjierpoiyr;kih ae ;h aeyroiun 3y5poi ayv5oji wywtrpji eyrpji 3y5pi

 

[Perfection]

Banned for complete nonsense.

 

[Perfection]

Banned for double posting.

 

[Optical]

Banned for perfectionism.

 

[classical_hero]

Banned for not following Perfectionism.

 

[Sparthage]

Banned for not following Ponyism.

 

[MantaRevan]

Banned for not following Animalism.

 

[Darth Caesar]

Banned for having a santa smiley in your sig.

 

[W|M]

Banned for having a pony painted just to suit your needs.

 

[Sparthage]

Banned for not knowing that he didn't paint anything on that pony.