Band names that should be changed

[shadowplay]

Sting - Sharp Accute Pain Particularly to the Ears

 

[DroopyTofu]

The Beach Boys - The Nature Humans

 

[Truronian]

Frankie goes to Hollywood - Francis stays well away from Hollywood

 

[NovaKart]

PETA does so much stupid crap for publicity.

Weirdest band name I can think of is Toad the Wet Sprocket but, why change it?

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Tom Petty and the Heartfixers

Where's Aimee these days?

 

[NickyJ]

Toad the Wet Sprocket - Amphibian the Watery Toothless Wheel

 

[Joecoolyo]

Where's Aimee these days?

Thinking with portals.

 

[DroopyTofu]

Rush - Quickly and Calmly

 

[azzaman333]

Grouplove -> Orgy

 

[classical_hero]

I would change it to monogamy.

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Tool? More like Tools.

 

[Tahuti]

Judas Priest -> The last apostle
Jack White -> Jack Colour

 

[azzaman333]

Tool? More like Tools.

It definitely describes the general attitude of the band members.


Flight Facilities -> Airport

 

[Leoreth]

Beatsteaks -> Beattofu

 

[shadowplay]

Dropkick Murphys - Dropkick Irish-Americans
Massive Attack - White Flag
Muslimgauze - Unmolested Muslim People
Faith No More - Born Again
New York Dolls - New York Homosexuals
Coldplay - The Plagiarists

 

[azzaman333]

The Getaway Plan -> Run Away

 

[Hygro]

Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - Tom Petty and the Heartfixers

Tom Petty and the Rebounds.

 

[classical_hero]

Beatsteaks -> Beattofu

No it is Lovetofu, since you can't beat anything, you have to show love instead.

 

[Leoreth]

No it is Lovetofu, since you can't beat anything, you have to show love instead.

True! Forgive my political incorrectness

 

[Optical]

The Fray -> The Well-Woven Piece of Fabric

 

[Hygro]

Daft Punk - Still-learning countercultural art.