Beat the Comment Above You

[NickyJ]

I worship God.

 

[Red_Spy]

I worship Cthulhu.

 

[W|M]

I worship myself.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I worship the old gods.

 

[Red_Spy]

I worship the Great Old Ones.

 

[W|M]

I am a Great Old One.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I'm not old.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I'm still in my teens.

 

[remake20]

I have gone through puberty.

 

[NickyJ]

I personally knew Plato. (Twilight Zone reference here.)

 

[Save_Ferris]

I am Plato.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I killed Plato.

 

[remake20]

I invented play-doh

 

[landlubber]

I patented the idea first, you completely stole it from me.

 

[W|M]

I patented 1000 ideas before everyone stole them all.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

I am a patented idea.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I patented the patent method.

 

[Red_Spy]

I ate a cookie.

 

[W|M]

I supply the cookies.

 

[NickyJ]

I make cookies.