Beat the Comment Above You

[remake20]

I make the chocolate chips for the cookies.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Cookies make me

 

[Save_Ferris]

I make cookies for the dark side.

 

[W|M]

I make Darth Vader's favorite cookies.

 

[remake20]

I supply the illegal spices for Darth Vader's favorite cookie.

 

[landlubber]

Oh, yeah? I smuggle spices for the Emperor.

 

[NickyJ]

I am the Emperor.

 

[W|M]

I am Immortal.

 

[remake20]

Hello Mr. Immortal, I have a better name than you, Warpspeed.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I'm faster than Warpspeed.

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Warpspeed is slower than the speed of light

 

[NickyJ]

I am faster than the speed of light.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I invented the speed of light

 

[remake20]

I was the first one to say the word "light."

(These posts are getting repetitive (I am xxxxx, I invented xxxx, ect.) let's mix them up some.

 

[NickyJ]

My mixer mixes up mixes faster than a mix could mix mixes.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

A mix is a figment of the imagination

 

[W|M]

Everyone else's imaginations are all figments of my imagination.

 

[remake20]

I have no imagination.

 

[Red_Spy]

I own imagination.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I make friends from my imagination