Beat the Comment Above You

[SamSniped]

you said Patton. Now who should I use...
I AM ALEXANDER THE GREAT! NEVER LOST A BATTLE!

 

[NickyJ]

I am Caesar. I defeated the Macedonians.

 

[W|M]

I am Mehmet II, Sultan of Rûm and conqueror of İstanbul!

 

[Red_Spy]

I am Marx, and I C-C-C-Combo breaker you.

 

[NickyJ]

I am Reagan, and I order you to tear down your wall. Or fence. Or whatever you have that serves as a barrier.

 

[W|M]

I never had Alzheimer's.

 

[BigTin]

I cured Alzheimer's.

 

[Optical]

Merry Christmas!

 

[NickyJ]

Happy Halloween!

 

[GamezRule]

I'm hungry.

 

[W|M]

I have food.

 

[SamSniped]

I have Chicago deep dish pizza in my fridge from one of the best restaurants for pizza in Chicago

 

[NickyJ]

I have Digiorno rising crust pizza in my fridge.

 

[Optical]

I have Digiorno rising crust pizza in my stomach.

 

[GamezRule]

I have a stomach in my pizza!

 

[W|M]

I have haggis.

 

[SamSniped]

I have a CHICKEN SANDWICH!

 

[NickyJ]

I have a tuna sandwich.

 

[Optical]

I have a shark sandvich.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I have a shark