Beat the Comment Above You

[Optical]

I am the Prime Minister of the UK.

 

[W|M]

I am the King of Britain.

 

[SamSniped]

I am the king of Burgers...Burger King

 

[BigTin]

Burger King is no longer using the King in commercials.

http://eatocracy.cnn.com/2011/08/19/anarchy-in-the-bk-burger-king-mascot-dethroned/?hpt=hp_bn8

 

[NickyJ]

Ronald McDonald beats the King eight days a week.

 

[W|M]

BK killed Ronald.

 

[Mosher]

Subway killed them all.

 

[NickyJ]

Subways are better than Subway's subs.

 

[GamezRule]

You sir, are an imbecile!

 

[W|M]

I am a Lord, not a mere knight!

 

[NickyJ]

I am a king, not a mere lord.

 

[Mosher]

I am an emperor, not a mere king.

 

[Dhoomstriker]

I am the tape worm that feeds off of the delicacies in the stomach of the emperor.

 

[Optical]

I am a snake, not a mere tapeworm.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I am an Eagle, and I eat snakes

 

[W|M]

I eat snakes on top of cacti.

 

[Optical]

I am Montezuma.

 

[rugbyLEAGUEfan]

I'm Cortez

 

[NickyJ]

I am Patton.

 

[W|M]

I am Zhukov.