4000 (1): Listen to Leonard Nimoy read from the Bible. kfinewhatever. Aha, here we are! We are BGZ01 of the Romans. The start is on a freshwater lake with gratuitous river. We have THREE Ivories, TWO silks, and a moocow with a hut on top nearby. Found on recommended site. Hut pops a Scout, Rome starts a Warrior.
3960 (2): Since I got a Scout and don't feel like another, start researching Mysticism. Warrior heads W while Scout heads E. We have corn to the NE.
3920 (3): Pigs to the NE.
3880 (4): Another corn to the W. Spot a hut to the E.
3840 (5): Pop hut, get 46 g.
3800 (6): Borders expand.
3760 (7): Mysticism comes in, start Polytheism, due in 10.
3720 (8): See hut in W. Wheat to the E, by the pigs.
3680 (9): Warrior built in Rome, another dialed up for defense. The new warrior starts heading north.
3640 (10): Pop hut, crack a SETTLER!

. The settler heads NE to grab the corn, spotting a cow within range. Yauss.
3600 (11): New warrior spots a cow and hut in the N. Move settler in position to settle next turn; on fresh water, with irrigatable corn, a cow in range, and Horses in range to the north. Yay. Four peaks in range, but I'll count my blessings

. Western Warrior continues on his way, sees clams. Scout finds more cows in the east.
3560 (12): Warrior pops hut, gets 60g. Scout finds another hut. Settler founds Antium which starts working on a Warrior to play defense. Reveals a hut that will be cracked when the borders expand.
3520 (13): Warr finds ocean to the north. Another hut in the W. Scout pops hut and gets 32 g.
3480 (14): More silk to the N. Clams to the NE.
3440 (15): Panther attack our W warrior, kills one figure before dying. Rome finishes warrior, starts Worker. Warrior fortifies. Western warrior pops hut and gets 32g.
3400 (16): Polytheism comes in, Hinduism founded in ANTIUM. Start agriculture for the corn, with plan for the next guy to pick up Animal Husbandry for cows and horses, then Hunting for the ivory. Buddhism founded in distant land. Scout pops hut in E, gets 54g. Start conversion to Hinduism.
3360 (17): zzzz
3320 (18): Wolves attack W warr, promotes. Woodsman I, baby!
3280 (19): Wine found in the N. Antium's borders expanded when I wasn't looking, probably last turn. Checking the event log, popping the hut yielded 78 g. Yay?
3240 (20): Hut found in W. Next guy gets to pop it, and gets all the blame if it yields yokels

. Scout makes contact with Genghis Khan far to the E, in a desert peninsula. If we expand REALLY aggressively to the E, there's a chokepoint we can cut him off at. But that doesn't seem to be in the spirit of the game, so let's be nice to our buddy Genghis, especially as he didn't found Buddhism

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