Why, thanks Birdy. Although note that I can't write at all.
The Seafarer
From his palace in Ryntgrad, in the depths of the morning on 220 Dan Fynra Pax (In the Glorious Years; abbreviated D.F.P.), the undisputed leader of the grand peoples known as the Ryntjin, Ryntjin Lynjin Krako Vuryta awoke with a start. He groped for his mask in the night, his fingers dancing along the cold stone on the floor. He found it and placed it on his face, tying the primitive strap behind his back. Although technically he did not have to wear it, as he was alone in his room, it was tradition for the leader to, at every waking moment, wear the mask.
"You're always a leader," his father had told him. "So you never take that mask off except when sleeping. Some think it is acceptable to take it off among close friends. But we are the traditional and the proud. You must always be a leader of your people."
Krako sighed. His consort, Flur Vuryta, was probably out praying. She was the only one he knew who was devoted to Ryntnul.
"The gods, the goddesses!" she breathed. Her breath smelled pleasantly like mint. He would always smile and run his fingers across her cheek.
"Can't you see? You have to better yourself, constantly."
"Sure," he'd say, not really thinking about it. To Krako, the gods were fine to pay lip service to. He'd go to a temple daily, think a bit, feel slightly foolish with his head bent down thinking about how he'd move forward on the path of life, but his consort would be happy and that's what mattered. He'd be willing to bet that the rest of the island felt the same way. And he'd be right.
No, religion wasn't going to fill the gnawing void in Krako's life. He felt that none of the Rynt leaders as of late had accomplished anything. Phyp, the original, the great, the Binder. Draena, the first and only Ryntjin Lynjin who had defeated not one but two rebellions. How could he compete? It was a question that had bothered him for a while, and each panic attack in the night lasted longer and longer.
And then he thought of it. It was an epiphany of magnificent proportions. Better still, he could build off the Scientists of Rynt. He could build off the expanding education system. He could build off the Rynt's love for the waters. And he would be renowned. He would join the ranks of the greats of old. He would get a moniker, his name would reverberate across history, and best of all it'd do Rynt some good. It was too good to be true.
The next day, he quietly made the preparations.
"Go," he told Kraz. "Go and get me the leaders of every trade we have. I have a grand project."
When they were collectively assembled in the Grand Hall, Krako began.
"As you know, our ships are able to sail beyond the sight of land."
"Adversus solem ne loquitor." Ignoring the biting words, Krako pushed on.
"So we will begin a process that I will call for lack of a better word colonizing. We will find land to possess and call it our own. It will be our legacy. We will be the first to find land in the great Elsewhere.
"Construct me a grand fleet. Find me the best of the best. Find me Rynt's brightest, Rynt's strongest, Rynt's greatest, and let them participate in this grand project."
The months passed. Krako had devoted insubordinate amounts of money to this project. It was almost as if all of Rynt was dedicated toward making this task possible: although there was no way this was true. But it would not be exaggerating to say that most of Ryntgrad was involved in this project one way or the other.
At last the day came. The sun was shining brilliantly from its place in the sky. A nice, cooling sea breeze came in. The leader of the expedition, one Maw Krats, kneeled before Krako, as did the twenty-five soldiers and assorted mélange of colonizers behind him. The five priests flanked Krako, which was rather hard to do properly since there was an odd number, so Krako stepped back and allowed the priests to stand in front of him. One by one, the priests blessed the man and by association the crew. And then came the group blessing. The High Priest of Donn, who had dominion over creativity, had stayed up all night thinking of this clever blessing. Rest assured that it is far more melodious and creative and awe-inspiring in the native Ryntak; in English it loses 99% of its aesthetic value.
By the powers of the five,
They who rule on high,
We implore them this:
May your journey not go awry.
Maw stood up. Krako shook his hand using a strange gesture peculiar to the Rynt and uttered his now famous words.
"Come back with some conquered territory, or don't come back at all!"