Caption Contest IV: Revival of the Revival

[mayor]

I'll judge the captions tonight people! in about 12 hours more or less

 

[mayor]

well it turned out to be more (a)

Hey, look!

She's married.

...And that's why I'm divorcing her.

Underneath of the fake eyes and the bad hair, she's cute. Underneath of the make-up, though, she really looks like that!

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Here we go...

 

[Optical]

When life gives you lemons, make non-legal road vehicle.

 

[Verarde]

And thus was the new biker gang formed...Purgatory's Angels.

 

[NickyJ]

"When Bob discovered he couldn't buy a motorcycle, he realized he had to make-do."

 

[NedimNapoleon]

Redneck Motorcycles!

 

[SamSniped]

(dammit, Nedim stole my idea!)
When your 1977 Pontiac just isn't what you wanted, make it into a fricking motorcycle. That is definitely the BEST idea.

 

[hoplitejoe]

After a horrendous naked knife juggling accident Bob new he needed to do something very special to make up for it.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

The new type of convertible

 

[KaiserElectric]

Few people know that MacGyver was an automechanic before DXS picked him up.

 

[mayor]

Heonly needs some neon lighting, Hydrolics and a bigger spoiler and he is ready for the gettho

 

[Abaddon]

A truly terrible trike.

 

[BigTin]

It must suck having to pay for both car and motorcycle insurance. Good thing Flo can bundle it up for you!

 

[hoplitejoe]

MY GOD! THAT TRIKE HAS A TIGER STICKER!caps

 

[KaiserElectric]

Harley-Davidson was asked to make more green vehicles, but hilariously misunderstood the term "hybrid".

 

[W|M]

Wait, this is what everyone calls a 'motorcar', right?

 

[Dhoomstriker]

Wow, there were a lot of great submissions! Thanks everyone!

The image again:

Spoiler :

"When Bob discovered he couldn't buy a motorcycle, he realized he had to make-do."

When your 1977 Pontiac just isn't what you wanted, make it into a fricking motorcycle. That is definitely the BEST idea.

Spoiler :

Harley-Davidson was asked to make more green vehicles, but hilariously misunderstood the term "hybrid."

 

[KaiserElectric]

Boy, I won twice now? Here's a pic to judge.

Spoiler :

Italian propaganda poster referring to the attack on Pearl Harbor, for the interested.

 

[W|M]

I think Mussolini may have been playing a little too much Civilization...