I've never owned a cell phone in my life. I hate cell phones. They are the scourge of modern society.Sorry but cell phones are unessecary completely. They haven't improved our quality of life or anything they've just made things worse and more complicated.
I have never found myself in a situation when I needed a cell phone, and I have no intention of ever getting a cell phone either. People got around fine before cell phones existed, I don't see why they're oh so indespinable now. Use a bloody normal phone like people did before or something.
All this can be blamed on the bloody advertisers and companies, who are creating false demand for their product by making it seem nessecary when its actually not. Cell phones are yet another symbol of capitalist decadence. Corparations do this sort of thing all the time, selling people products they don't need. They've created an entire bloody pseudo-culture and lifestyle around cell phones. My class mates were horribly shocked and horrified when I told them I didn't have a cell phone, never owned one, and never would. They went on and on about the many vauge and unlikley situations that could befall me due to me not having a cell phone. Oh so very terrifying, I've managed to survive for the first bloody 17 years of my life without a bloody cell phone and I can bloody well contiue to do so.
Humans are just bloody sheep aren't they. Advertisers brainwash them into thinking cellphones are this amazing device sent by Allah himself but seriously WTH. Their bloody not. I don't need their fancy feautrues or cameraphone, built in map, GPS and loads of other crap they put in the phones tese days. Especially that Applie iPhone which is the largest piece of . .. .. .. . I've ever set eyes on. Damn apple. The iPhone, and the iPod and Mp3 players are all products of modern consumerist society. Damn that.
Damn cellphones.
I approve of cell phone jammers the Flying Spaghetti Monster has delivered it through divine intervention. May he be praised.