CFC Pick'em Funtimes 2017-2018

No more Thursday games?

Not for week 16, at least. I’m as confused as you - I had to doublecheck to make sure I didn’t get the days confused and missed the game.
 
Week 16 Spreads

Saturday, 12/23

Indianapolis @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 13.5 Ravens don't cover
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Minnesota by 9 Vikings cover

Sunday, 12/24

Detroit @ Cincinnati, Detroit by 4.5 lions cover
Cleveland @ Chicago, Chicago by 6.5 Bears don't cover
Atlanta @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 6 Saints cover
Miami @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 10.5 Chiefs cover
Buffalo @ New England, New England by 11.5 Patriots cover
Tampa Bay @ Carolina, Carolina by 10 Panthers cover
L.A. Rams @ Tennessee, Rams by 6.5 Rams cover
L.A. Chargers @ N.Y. Jets, Chargers by 6.5 Chargers cover
Denver @ Washington, Washington by 3.5 Broncos win
Jacksonville @ San Francisco, Jacksonville by 4 Jaguars cover
N.Y. Giants @ Arizona, Arizona by 3.5 Giants win
Seattle @ Dallas, Dallas by 5 Seahawks win

Monday, 12/25
Pittsburgh @ Houston, Pittsburgh by 9 Steelers cover
Oakland @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 9 Eagles don't cover
 
Saturday, 12/23
Indianapolis @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 13.5 Baltimore covers
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Minnesota by 9 Minnesota covers

Sunday, 12/24
Detroit @ Cincinnati, Detroit by 4.5 Detroit covers
Cleveland @ Chicago, Chicago by 6.5 Chicago doesn't cover
Atlanta @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 6 NO doesn't cover
Miami @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 10.5 KC covers
Buffalo @ New England, New England by 11.5 NE covers
Tampa Bay @ Carolina, Carolina by 10 Carolina covers
L.A. Rams @ Tennessee, Rams by 6.5 LA covers
L.A. Chargers @ N.Y. Jets, Chargers by 6.5 Chargers cover
Denver @ Washington, Washington by 3.5 Denver outright
Jacksonville @ San Francisco, Jacksonville by 4 SF outright
N.Y. Giants @ Arizona, Arizona by 3.5 Arizona covers
Seattle @ Dallas, Dallas by 5 Seattle outright (What?? This is the team that is capable of beating the Eagles even before Wentz went down and is somehow a 5 point underdog to Dallas??)

Monday, 12/25
Pittsburgh @ Houston, Pittsburgh by 9 Pittsburgh covers
Oakland @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 9 Philly covers
 

Saturday, 12/23

Indianapolis @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 13.5 Ravens cover
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Minnesota by 9 Packers win

Sunday, 12/24

Detroit @ Cincinnati, Detroit by 4.5 Lions cover
Cleveland @ Chicago, Chicago by 6.5 Browns win
Atlanta @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 6 Falcons win
Miami @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 10.5 Chiefs cover
Buffalo @ New England, New England by 11.5 Scum covers
Tampa Bay @ Carolina, Carolina by 10 Cats cover
L.A. Rams @ Tennessee, Rams by 6.5 Rams cover
L.A. Chargers @ N.Y. Jets, Chargers by 6.5 Jets win
Denver @ Washington, Washington by 3.5 Washington covers
Jacksonville @ San Francisco, Jacksonville by 4 Jags cover
N.Y. Giants @ Arizona, Arizona by 3.5 Cards cover
Seattle @ Dallas, Dallas by 5 Squawks win

Monday, 12/25
Pittsburgh @ Houston, Pittsburgh by 9 Steelers DNC
Oakland @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 9 Birds cover
 
Minnesota covers
 
DET cov
CHI dnc
NO dnc
KC dnc
NE cov
CAR cov
LAR cov
LAC cov
WAS cov
JAX cov
ARI cov
SEA win
PIT cov
PHI cov
 
Seattle @ Dallas, Dallas by 5 Seattle outright (What?? This is the team that is capable of beating the Eagles even before Wentz went down and is somehow a 5 point underdog to Dallas??)

Yeah, and they're also a team capable of being down 37-0 to the Rams at home at halftime. Which Seattle shows up?

Anyway:

Saturday, 12/23

Indianapolis @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 13.5 Picked Ravens to cover
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Minnesota by 9 Picked Vikings to cover

Sunday, 12/24

Detroit @ Cincinnati, Detroit by 4.5 Lions cover
Cleveland @ Chicago, Chicago by 6.5 Bears cover
Atlanta @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 6 Saints cover please God
Miami @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 10.5 Chiefs cover
Buffalo @ New England, New England by 11.5 New England covers
Tampa Bay @ Carolina, Carolina by 10 Carolina cover
L.A. Rams @ Tennessee, Rams by 6.5 Rams cover
L.A. Chargers @ N.Y. Jets, Chargers by 6.5 Chargers cover
Denver @ Washington, Washington by 3.5 Washington covers
Jacksonville @ San Francisco, Jacksonville by 4 Jacksonville covers
N.Y. Giants @ Arizona, Arizona by 3.5 Arizona covers
Seattle @ Dallas, Dallas by 5 Dallas covers

Monday, 12/25
Pittsburgh @ Houston, Pittsburgh by 9 Steelers cover
Oakland @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 9 Eagles cover
 
forgot the first two games, here's the rest:

Bengals outright
Bears cover
Saints dnc
Chiefs dnc
Patriots cover
Panthers cover
Titans outright
Chargers cover
Redskins cover
Jaguars cover
Cardsibals cover
Seahawks outright
Steelers cover
Eagles cover
 
Hey look Dallas still sucks. 5 point favorites my ass.
 
Week 16 Results
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Points
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Standings Heading into Final Week
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Week 17 Spreads

Sunday, 12/31

Chicago @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 11.5
N.Y. Jets @ New England, New England by 15.5
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Washington by 3
Dallas @ Philadelphia, Dallas by 3
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 10.5
Green Bay @ Detroit, Detroit by 6.5
Houston @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 4
Buffalo @ Miami, Buffalo by 3
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay, New Orleans by 7
Jacksonville @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3.5
Cincinnati @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 10
Arizona @ Seattle, Seattle by 9
Kansas City @ Denver, Denver by 3.5
Oakland @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 8
San Francisco @ L.A. Rams, San Francisco by 1
 
Vikings cover
Patriots don't cover
Redskins cover
Cowboys cover
Steelers cover
Packers win
Colts cover
Dolphins win
Panthers cover
Saints cover
Jgs win
Ravens don't cover
Seahawks don't cover
Chargers don't cover
Rams win
 
Sunday, 12/31
Chicago @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 11.5 Minn covers
N.Y. Jets @ New England, New England by 15.5 NE does not cover
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Washington by 3 Washington covers
Dallas @ Philadelphia, Dallas by 3 Philly outright
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 10.5 Pittsburgh covers
Green Bay @ Detroit, Detroit by 6.5 Detroit covers
Houston @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 4 Indy covers
Buffalo @ Miami, Buffalo by 3 Buffalo covers
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Carolina outright
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay, New Orleans by 7 NO covers
Jacksonville @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3.5 Jacksonville outright
Cincinnati @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 10 Baltimore covers
Arizona @ Seattle, Seattle by 9 Seattle covers
Kansas City @ Denver, Denver by 3.5 Denver covers
Oakland @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 8 LA covers
San Francisco @ L.A. Rams, San Francisco by 1 SF covers

Lot's of weird games to pick here due to week 17 starter shenanigans. I'm guessing that's why odd lines like Dallas@Philly and SF@LA.
 
In addition to those, New Orleans could clinch the division in the 1 PM game before Carolina/Atlanta kicks off at 4:25 so the Panthers would be locked in at the 5 seed and have nothing to play for other than screwing a division rival guess (assuming the Falcons survive the Derek Anderson experience)

Sunday, 12/31
Chicago @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 11.5 Minnesota covers
N.Y. Jets @ New England, New England by 15.5 New England doesn't cover
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Washington by 3 Washington covers
Dallas @ Philadelphia, Dallas by 3 Philadelphia wins
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 10.5 Pittsburgh covers
Green Bay @ Detroit, Detroit by 6.5 Detroit covers
Houston @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 4 Houston wins
Buffalo @ Miami, Buffalo by 3 Buffalo covers
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Atlanta covers
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay, New Orleans by 7 New Orleans covers
Jacksonville @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3.5 Jacksonville wins
Cincinnati @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 10 Baltimore covers
Arizona @ Seattle, Seattle by 9 Seattle covers
Kansas City @ Denver, Denver by 3.5 Denver covers
Oakland @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 8 Chargers cover
San Francisco @ L.A. Rams, San Francisco by 1 San Francisco covers (Goff/Gurley/Donald all sitting)
 
Really? in that case, I'll change mine to San Francisco covers.
 
Vikings dnc
Patriots dnc
Redskins cover
Eagles outright
Steelers dnc
Lions cover
Colts cover
Bills cover
Falcons cover
Saints dnc
Jaguars outright
Bengals outright
Seahawks dnc
Chiefs outright
Chargers cover
Niners cover
 
Sunday, 12/31
Chicago @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 11.5 Vikings cover
N.Y. Jets @ New England, New England by 15.5 Scum DNC
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Washington by 3 Washington covers
Dallas @ Philadelphia, Dallas by 3 Birds win
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 10.5 Steelers cover
Green Bay @ Detroit, Detroit by 6.5 Lions cover
Houston @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 4 Texans win
Buffalo @ Miami, Buffalo by 3 Bills cover
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4 Falcons cover
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay, New Orleans by 7 Saints cover
Jacksonville @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3.5 Titans cover
Cincinnati @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 10 Ravens cover
Arizona @ Seattle, Seattle by 9 Squawks cover
Kansas City @ Denver, Denver by 3.5 Chiefs win
Oakland @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 8 Raiders win
San Francisco @ L.A. Rams, San Francisco by 1 Rams win
 
Week 17 Spreads

Sunday, 12/31
Chicago @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 11.5 - Cover
N.Y. Jets @ New England, New England by 15.5 - Cover
Washington @ N.Y. Giants, Washington by 3 - Cover
Dallas @ Philadelphia, Dallas by 3 - Cover
Cleveland @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 10.5 - Cover
Green Bay @ Detroit, Detroit by 6.5 - Cover
Houston @ Indianapolis, Indianapolis by 4 - Cover
Buffalo @ Miami, Buffalo by 3 - Cover
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 4- Cover
New Orleans @ Tampa Bay, New Orleans by 7 - Cover
Jacksonville @ Tennessee, Tennessee by 3.5 - Dog
Cincinnati @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 10 - Cover
Arizona @ Seattle, Seattle by 9- Cover
Kansas City @ Denver, Denver by 3.5 - Dog
Oakland @ L.A. Chargers, Chargers by 8 - Cover
San Francisco @ L.A. Rams, San Francisco by 1 - Cover
 
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