CFC Pick'em Funtimes 2018-2019

[schlaufuchs]

Update:

Sunday, 9/16
Houston @ Tennessee, Houston by 3

 

[KMRblue1027]

Thursday, 9/13
Baltimore @ Cincinnati, Cincinnati by 1 Said Baltimore to win (sigh)

Sunday, 9/16
Kansas City @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 5 KC Outright
Houston @ Tennessee, Off, To Be Updated 9/13 Houston covers if < 4 otherwise do not cover
L.A. Chargers @ Buffalo, Chargers by 7 LA covers
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Green Bay by 1 GB covers
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay, Philadelphia by 3 Philly covers
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 5.5 Atlanta does not cover
Cleveland @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 8.5 NO Does not cover
Indianapolis @ Washington, Washington by 5.5 Washington covers
Miami @ N.Y. Jets, Jets by 3 NYJ cover
Arizona @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 12.5 Rams cover
Detroit @ San Francisco, San Francisco by 5.5 SF does not cover
New England @ Jacksonville, New England by 2 NE covers
Oakland @ Denver, Denver by 5.5 Denver covers
N.Y. Giants @ Dallas, Dallas by 3 NYG outright

Monday, 9/17
Seattle @ Chicago, Chicago by 3.5 Chicago covers

 

[schlaufuchs]

BAL win
PIT cov
TEN win
LAC cov
GB cov
PHI cov
ATL dnc
NO cov
WAS cov
NYJ cov
LAR cov
SF cov
NE cov
DEN cov
DAL cov
CHI cov

 

[caketastydelish]

Update:

Texans cover

 

[Light Cleric]

Thursday, 9/13
Baltimore @ Cincinnati, Cincinnati by 1 Picked the Ravens lol

Sunday, 9/16
Kansas City @ Pittsburgh, Pittsburgh by 5 Kansas City wins
Houston @ Tennessee, Off, To Be Updated Houston covers
L.A. Chargers @ Buffalo, Chargers by 7 Chargers cover
Minnesota @ Green Bay, Green Bay by 1 Green Bay cover
Philadelphia @ Tampa Bay, Philadelphia by 3 Philly covers
Carolina @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 5.5 Carolina wins
Cleveland @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 8.5 New Orleans covers and I will put a paper bag over Filburt's head in my avatar if we lose
Indianapolis @ Washington, Washington by 5.5 Washington covers
Miami @ N.Y. Jets, Jets by 3 Jets cover
Arizona @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 12.5 Rams cover
Detroit @ San Francisco, San Francisco by 5.5 San Fran covers
New England @ Jacksonville, New England by 2 New England covers
Oakland @ Denver, Denver by 5.5 Denver covers
N.Y. Giants @ Dallas, Dallas by 3 Dallas covers

Monday, 9/17
Seattle @ Chicago, Chicago by 3.5 Chicago covers

 

[caketastydelish]

Cleveland @ New Orleans, New Orleans by 8.5 New Orleans covers and I will put a paper bag over Filburt's head in my avatar if we lose

Are you serious? Because there's a non-zero possibility of that actually happening.

edit: Also. Something I just found out is Seahawks will be without K.J. Wright AND Bobby Wagner, and that's going to be one pitiful defense. So I change mine to Bears cover.

 

[Serutan]

Cincy - Got at least one now.

Kansas City outright
Houston
L.A. Chargers
Minnesota outright
Philadelphia
Atlanta dnc
New Orleans dnc
Washington
N.Y. Jets
L.A. Rams - Jeez that's a high line, but the Cards did look awful last week...
San Francisco
New England
Denver
N.Y. Giants outright

Chicago

 

[Timsup2nothin]

Are you serious? Because there's a non-zero possibility of that actually happening.

He sounds bold, but he's actually backing down. Last week it was "just end me," so at this point he is in borrowed time anyway.

 

[Light Cleric]

He sounds bold, but he's actually backing down. Last week it was "just end me," so at this point he is in borrowed time anyway.

I did, and yet none of you cowards have tried to end me yet

1v1 me irl

 

[schlaufuchs]

New Orleans to Light Cleric every damn week:

 

[Light Cleric]

Field goal to take a lead with 25 seconds left

where I have seen this movie before

THANK YOU JESUS I DON'T HAVE TO FIND A PAPER BAG THAT FITS FILBURT

 

[Serutan]

Aaaand another big goose egg for one and all thanks to the Vikings' kicker.

Think the tryout announcement's already been sent out?

 

[schlaufuchs]

Week 2 Results

Standings Heading into Week 3

 

[Sommerswerd]

Aaaand another big goose egg for one and all thanks to the Vikings' kicker.

Think the tryout announcement's already been sent out?

My understanding is that he's already been fired and replaced... Meanwhile the Browns...

@Timsup2nothin -
And don't gimme no crap about homerism... The 49ers won this week. How dare you pick Miami again WTF You made a voodoo pact with the witchdoctor... ADMIT IT!

 

[schlaufuchs]

Week 3 Spreads

Thursday, 9/20
N.Y. Jets @ Cleveland, Cleveland by 3

Sunday, 9/23
Tennessee @ Jacksonville, Jacksonville by 6.5
San Francisco @ Kansas City, Kansas City by 6.5
Cincinnati @ Carolina, Carolina by 3
New Orleans @ Atlanta, Atlanta by 3
Buffalo @ Minnesota, Minnesota by 17
Indianapolis @ Philadelphia, Philadelphia by 6
Oakland @ Miami, Miami by 3
Denver @ Baltimore, Baltimore by 5
N.Y. Giants @ Houston, Houston by 6
Green Bay @ Washington, Green Bay by 3
L.A. Chargers @ L.A. Rams, Rams by 6.5
Dallas @ Seattle, Seattle by 1
Chicago @ Arizona, Chicago by 6
New England @ Detroit, New ENgland by 6.5

Monday, 9/24
Pittsburgh @ Tampa Bay, Pittsburgh by 1

 

[caketastydelish]

Jets win
Jaguars cover
Chiefs cover
Bengals win
Falcons cover
Vikings don't cover
Eagles cover
Dolphins cover
Ravens cover
Giants win
Packers cover
Rams cover
Seahawks cover
Bears cover
Patriots cover
Bucs win

edit:

Owen, you missed the post I made before kickoff time where I said I changed mine to Bears cover for the Seahawk game.

 

[schlaufuchs]

Owen, you missed the post I made before kickoff time where I said I changed mine to Bears cover for the Seahawk game.

Noted. Made the appropriate adjustment to the document, and it will be reflected in next week's update.

 

[Timsup2nothin]

@Timsup2nothin -
How dare you pick Miami again WTF You made a voodoo pact with the witchdoctor... ADMIT IT!

Are you seriously suggesting that it takes a voodoo witch doctor to successfully pick against the Jets? And take the points? There are sleeping people who have never seen a football game who woke up muttering "Jets? Favored? I'll take that."

 

[rah]

Nice lead after 2. Don't get complacent.

 

[Sommerswerd]

Owen, you missed the post I made before kickoff time where I said I changed mine to Bears cover for the Seahawk game.

Shame on you cake No golden homer for you!

@Timsup2nothin - Don't try that Jedi mind trick on me. Picking Miami to win in two consecutive weeks and getting it right is pure withcraft. Burn him!