Well I spent half an hour writing a very small light summary of a few paragraphs but accidentally hit the the power button instead of mute on my laptop.
I appreciate my western lifestyle a bit more, I really liked Jordan. The people are genuinely friendly there. Israel is trying to be something it isn't and couldn't support without hundreds of billions of dollars of funding (a western nation in the middle east), but Masada and the Old City of Jerusalem were amazing, the dead sea is pretty cool too. In Egypt, Dahab on the Sinai is incredibly relaxing, the people were more friendly than in the rest of Egypt, and the snorkeling at the Blue Hole is mind-blowing. The dozens of temples, tombs and museums are absolutely magnificently amazingly mind-blowing, but hard to enjoy sometimes with modern Egypt tugging at your sleeve. We did NOT like the majority of modern Egypt, especially having to haggle for almost everything, constantly dealing with people trying to rip us off, hassling us to buy their stupid crap or take a ride in their taxi/horse carriage/camel (I never ended up riding a camel, they lost me as a customer because they were irritating douchebags). And Cairo is a filthy polluted dump.
All in all, it was amazing, and I really really enjoyed the first 4 weeks which was the archaeological dig in Jordan and now have a new hobby. Which I need to figure out how to fund because archeology doesn't pay the bills. I never wore a robe (though a couple of my friends bought a galabiya in Egypt for the hell of it), but I did drink some of the best tea ever numerous times with Bedouin in Jordan. I could go on about my trip for a couple of days, but I'm tired and hungry and I can't find out where the hell the bloody cereal is in the house and I'm lazy, so feel free to shoot me a PM or ask on steam.