Chaos SG

After many moons, of little guidance, a man walked out of the wilderness. Who he was is not important. His message

was.

His name was Brutha. He claimed as his forefather the ancient ruler, Zalson. But what he claimed, what he claimed

was something far more extraordinary.

The prophet came into power in the year eighteen thirty-two.

OOC: I was wondering, why the hell does everyone but Liz hate us. Then I realized, wait, we're not exactly trying

to win this :lol:

Anyway, the years of the reign of the prophet Brutha.

We must foster peace between all mankind. I see that religion is the major dividing force on the continent.

Unfortunately Omnia... I mean, Chaos, had declared war too often on our neighbors. So, in a sense, we are like

Omnia. As for the statement that if everyone would gang up on us and kill us, that is true. We're at their mercy.

I will seek to foster a rebuilding of relationships, between all people. Let me see how to accomplish this.

The current situation of feelings towards Chaos.

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How can I remedy this? Well, there is no way to absolutely disband our military, agree to every peace demand.

Well, we can, and we will. At least while I lead this nation.

I will also seek to remove the devisive aspects of different religions with our neighbors.

It will be a long time for Brutha. As for his decision to allow other religions into the empire, he is written to

say this, in justification:

"People will soon see that those other (gods) are no good at all."

[Revolt to Free Religion]

Victoria approached us, asking for a trade. She wants us to reveal to her the power of education, for the knowledge

of divine right. I said unto her:

"Ummm, I'm sorry, but we've changed now. We believe that EVERYONE is the state. Not Louis XIV."

She backs away puzzled. I am too. The next second,

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Ummm, ok. I was trying to be independent, but I'm scared now. We will bow before tyrants, and disdain our friends,

for some reason... even though it would've been better to do the opposite... I'm sorry for the lapse in character.

A few years later, Elizabeth comes a calling.


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Needless to say, I agree.

Later, the beautiful Catherine our neighbor (who hates us because of our constant warring. That is not the will of

... Om? For did not the Great God say, "I like the one about not killing each other."

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I was very confused as to which English she was at war with. I explained this to her, and also the teachings of Om.

So, I was not in the least bit suprised when she declared that there would be peace with the English. I am happy

that Om has worked in this way.

The People of English Setter finished a market. As they took me to tour it, I noticed the dust and the stricken

nature of the people there. Where is their water? I instructed them to build a great stone way, called an aqueduct,

to bring them thusly. Besides, I have heard that such dogs like water ;)

The seventh year of my reign was eventful. I was approached by my advisors (or rather, I approached them) and said

unto them:

"To promote the correct ideals of our fellow men--for are we all not created?-- I wish for us to be able to learn

more about them. And, indeed, our Great God."

And it was so. These buildings of great knowledge were constructed all about our Chaotic realms. The great cities

of Theory and Adamame began such buildings.

There were rumblings of war to the south. Apparently Genghis Khan had not heard the Good Word of Om, and declared

war on Victoria. My heart broke, as I could almost hear the echo of the war trumpets across the plains of our

world.

The Teachings of Om were well-heeded. A man named Pascal was born in Butterfly. He proposed vast, strange

structures, and said he had methods of building them, and very quickly. It was later determined that his name was,

indeed, Urn. Until he could be used, he was sent to learn his craft outside the city.

Butterfly was indeed parched, so I instructed the city there to commence, and build another of these strange

devices.

As my reign has drawn to a close, and I feel the God calling me to wander in the wilderness, I must bid you all

adeiu. I leave for you, my followers, this painting, of a massive, metal behemoth deep in the jungle.

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OOC: I reccommend a city in the jungle. I marked where it should go w/ a sign.

Wow, are we screwed/up?

The save:

http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/Chaos_AD-1852.Civ4SavedGame
 
Munterpipe said:
Team Chaos are signed up for the Sgotm.
All who wants in, let me know:goodjob:

I'm going to play with VQ this time. I don't think my heart could take another chaos game so soon :crazyeye:
 
Munterpipe said:
Team Chaos are signed up for the Sgotm.
All who wants in, let me know:goodjob:

I would, but I'm starting a new job in a couple weeks and not sure what my schedule will be like. I'll definately be watching though! :D
 
MinionJoe, you should just sign up anyway.
We will have your situation in mind so that you could work as an alternate or something when you feel that you've got the time
 
Built the recommended(cats and workers. Settled the city next to the battleship. Research Gunpowder-Rifling. all workers Automated. One funny incident: Both England and Mongolia asked me to join their wars on the same turn. I said no.
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Nice job both of you. Sweet post, Zalson!

Here's a roster if you need one ;)

SG Breaker (munterpipe) on deck
Tyrant (Minion joe)
Pushover (ruff_hi)
Cleaner (chriseay)
MicroManager (Strauss)
Religious Fanatic (Zalson)
Automaton (jeejeep alternating for Sharog)
Warmonger (chrth) Up!
 
Munterpipe said:
Nice job both of you. Sweet post, Zalson!

I really enjoyed Small Gods, what can I say?
 
Turn "1" -- 1872 AD

Let's see, we're at War with ... NO ONE?!?! This will not do.

I declare war on Mao.

I try to get Liz into war with Mao, but she doesn't like us enough. I'm tempted to attack her, but one nut to crack at a time.

Switch every city to military units. Adamame is changed from Settler to Knight, who is rushed.

I spy a Great Engineer, who builds the Heroic Epic in Butterfly.

I revolt to Vassalage and Theocracy, so nothing will complete this upcoming turn.

Turn 2 -- 1874 AD

Mrs. Conroe steals Mao's plans for us. Good girl.

IBT: Knight loses to Pike, Knight defeats Musket

Turn 3 -- 1876 AD

Theory: Musket > Knight
Chaos: Cat > Cat
English Setter: Musket > Knight
Adamame: Knight > Knight
Butterfly: Heroic Epic > Knight

Knight loses to Mace :mad:

Turn 4 -- 1878 AD

Butterfly: Knight > Knight

Hinduism spreads in Kyoto!

Qin completes the Taj Mahal. Starts Golden Age.

Troops approach Shandong.

Turn 5 -- 1880 AD

Butterfly: Knight > Knight
Chaos: Catapult > Cat

Shandong is bombarded.

IBT: Knight kills Chokonu. Knight loses to Pike.

Turn 6 -- 1882 AD

Knight kills Pike.

Assault on Shandong:
Shandong bombarded down to 0%. 2 suicide cats damage and withdraw. 2 others actually suicide.
2 Sams die to Chokonu. Pike defeats Longbow. Sam defeats Chokonu. Pike kills Cat. Spear kills Cat, Shandong is ours.

2 Knights kill 2 Chokonus, capture Settler (now a Worker)

IBT: Knight beats Mace. Knight loses to Longbow. Knight loses to Longbow.

Turn 7 -- 1884 AD

Butterfly: Knight > Knight
Theory: Knight > Knight
Chaos: Cat > Cat
Hangzhou: Pike > Cat

At Taipei: Knight defeats Mace. Knight loses to Cat :mad:

IBT: Pike loses to Cat. Spear defeats Knight

Turn 8 -- 1886 AD

Butterfly: Knight > Knight

Sam defeats Cat, Taipei is razed.

Turn 9 -- 1888 AD

Qin declares War! :D

Chaos: Cat > Cat
English Setter: Knight > Knight

Kill a Grenadier and a Cat outside Shandong.

IBT: Qin Rifle defeats Knight.

Turn 10 -- 1890 AD

Butterfly: Knight > Musket
Chaos: Cat > Cat
Adamame: Knight > Knight

Hinduism spreads in Shandong.

Despite my nature, I attempt to make peace with Mao for Chemistry. He does not surrender thusly.

Hangzhou gets hit, down to 42%

Musket kills Grenadier near Shandong.

Rifles in 2. I hope to see no Chinese cities left when I next get the game ...

The Save:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads11/Chaos_AD-1890.Civ4SavedGame
 
Sorry for the short reports, Automatons aren't big on writing ;) (seriously, if I were say, the warmonger, I would actually report).
 
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! All my work! All my time! Foolish, foolish warmonger, why did you create such strife in the world!

/cry
 
Zalson said:
Nooooooooooooooooo!!! All my work! All my time! Foolish, foolish warmonger, why did you create such strife in the world!

/cry

Hey, don't look at me! I didn't pay Qin to attack us ...

or did I?
 
Nice Chrth. We'll win this easily now.
I guess that makes MinionJoe up!

SG Breaker (munterpipe)
Tyrant (Minion joe) UP!
Pushover (ruff_hi) on deck!
Cleaner (chriseay)
MicroManager (Strauss)
Religious Fanatic (Zalson)
Automaton (jeejeep alternating for Sharog)
Warmonger (chrth)
 
Can I just please request now, in advance, a detailed list of instructions. Or not. What ever you think is a fair thing. Sorry to bother you.
 
ruff_hi said:
Can I just please request now, in advance, a detailed list of instructions. Or not. What ever you think is a fair thing. Sorry to bother you.

From my perspective, here's the only instruction you need:
I hope to see no Chinese cities left when I next get the game ...
:ar15: :hammer: :sniper:
 
Can't we all just get along?

Next time I'm up, I'm renaming all the cities :evil:
 
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