Chuck Norris Facts

[ngraner42]

I came up with these a while back, but another post triggered me to post.

• When playing Deity, Chunk Norris immediately disbands his Settler so it isn’t too easy.
• Sid Meier originally planned to include a Chuck Norris unit, but the 100% chance of victory in every battle was game unbalancing.
• Sid Meier considered a Chuck Norris round house kick unit upgrade, but the animation broke too many computer monitors.
• Chuck Norris never builds the Great Wall because Barbarians are too scared to attack his cities.
• Chuck Norris’s best game was a Deity space victory in 3960BC.

 

[ABHPage]

Awesome ! Hahahahaha

 

[Kevie]

Even Monty wouldnt attack Chuck Norris.
Even Cathy wouldn't slap Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is always in WHEOOHRN. Normally, its the AI's heads.
Citizens and the AIs whip themselves, not Chuck Norris.
BFC means Big F**king Chuck.
Chuck Norris founds the only religion in Civ, Chuck Norrisism. Any other religions gets kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris is a great person. Thus, you only need a CN farm. Heck, a CN economy.

 

[TheMeInTeam]

- Chuck Norris' cities have double what is legendary culture the moment they're settled.

- Chuck Norris doesn't use spies. If he wants to incite a revolt, he needs only to approach the city. If he spits on the ground, it will poison the water for the entire city. If he wants to destroy a space part or building, he just punches the ground to cause a localized earthquake that destroys whatever he wishes. To foment unhappiness, he tells the citizens he will fight them. He never steals money. Chuck Norris doesn't need money.

- Chuck Norris can generate great people by shaking their hands.

- All leaders fear Chuck Norris, and are consequently friendly with him, even at war. They will give him any technology instantly so long as he doesn't refuse it.

- Chuck Norris can move resource tiles and puts them all in one place - Texas.

 

[erik316wttn]

If you build the "Chuck Norris" unit you win. Forever.

 

[Stoney the I]

Chuck Norris traits are Incredibly/Awesome.

Chuck Norris UB is the Dojo which makes any melee unit trained with it invincible to other melee units. Also these units all have beards.

Chuck Norris UU is himself. you can build only one untill genetics, when you can start cloning him. The game is effectively won at genetics.

 

[Zack]

Chuck Norris' traits are:

Philosophical - +1,000,000 points per turn
Creative - +1,000,000 per turn

His UU is: Chuck Norris - Wins every battle

His UB is: Whatever Chuck Norris freakin says it is!!!

 

[Ramesses]

Only Ramesses II can defeat Chuck Norris.

 

[bestbrian]

Hannibal IS Chuck Norris.

 

[Zack]

Only Ramesses II can defeat Chuck Norris.

Lies!!!! This is how it goes:

(Chuck Norris) go like then (Ramesses) is like "You wanna go?" and it ends up like and then decides to give mercy, and is all "I love you Chuck!" The end.

 

[Matthew5117]

Who's Chuck Norris and why are people obsessed with him?

 

[Zack]

Who's Chuck Norris and why are people obsessed with him?

That's like asking what Civ 4 is, and why people are so obsessed with it.

FYI, he is the greatest man alive.

 

[Tiepolo]

The irony of your post coupled with your signature makes me giggle.

 

[Zack]

The irony of your post coupled with your signature makes me giggle.

O, didn't catch that. That's pretty funny.

 

[BakingTheArt]

- Chuck Norris can generate dead people by shaking their hands.

fix'd

BTW, Starkow, I just read your sig. I love you.

 

[mechaerik]

Who's Chuck Norris and why are people obsessed with him?

Because Chuck Norris is Jesus, Mohammed, Abraham, Moses and Sid Meier rolled into one ass-kicking package.

 

[Tiepolo]

fix'd

BTW, Starkow, I just read your sig. I love you.

Haha, you're quite far left in comparison to me.

 

[BakingTheArt]

Despite what you may believe, I'm not a communist. Every single experiment in communism has ended in, well, death for everyone involved. I'm more of a socialist. Well, an economic socialist, a social anarchist.

My parents are so proud.

 

[Tiepolo]

Haha to stray just a little further from the topic, I'm socialist as well, my conflicts with communism being the abolition of love and family.

Back on topic:

Chuck Norris doesn't start his own Golden Ages, he ends others'.

 

[ABHPage]

If Chuck Norris wasn't so awesome and actually needed to use tanks to attack another continent, he wouldn't need transports, he'd swim across ocean and carry them on his back.