Civilitas Universal Media

[Red Door]

So great.. so great.. but pales to the mighty CBC!

How many news stories have you broken? Zero. Mighty.

 

[Equuleus]

This just in!
Red Door is now working for CUM.
It looks like he has swallowed the CUM newsstream.

 

[Hitti-Litti]

^^



This doesn't look like a family friendly forum anymore.

 

[Equuleus]

They will shoot their truth in your face!

 

[Equuleus]

I wonder how long this thread will last.

 

[Red Door]

This just in!
Red Door is now working for CUM.
It looks like he has swallowed the CUM newsstream.

Wait, no, that wasn't funny. You fail. I obviously work for the network I started idiot.

 

[Equuleus]

Everyone knows NNN is just an offshoot of CUM.

 

[Splime]

I have to say, this joke has gotten old.

 

[h4ppy]

I dunno, CUM newsstream is pretty funny to me.

 

[Ball Lightning]

I think it is really good. However where is the news?

 

[Equuleus]

This joke still has a few more puns to go.

 

[Ball Lightning]

And we need a rival news network.

 

[LightFang]

What, the NNN doesn't count anymore? ;D

 

[jeps]

They are on hold. (BTW, as an answer, I know threadjacking, but I'm a freelancer and will write for whatever network I see fit. As in- I'm a reporter for any NEWS network, not a gossip column, or a joke of a thread.)

 

[Gaius Octavius]

People... there is nothing wrong with the word cum. It is Latin for 'with,' as in "He graduated magna cum laude." Stop behaving immaturely.

 

[Red Door]

They are on hold. (BTW, as an answer, I know threadjacking, but I'm a freelancer and will write for whatever network I see fit. As in- I'm a reporter for any NEWS network, not a gossip column, or a joke of a thread.)

What, the NNN doesn't count anymore? ;D

The NNN retired, it's good name ruined by people who get too serious about stuff and don't know the meaning of "freedom of the press."

 

[Hitti-Litti]

People... there is nothing wrong with the word cum. It is Latin for 'with,' as in "He graduated magna cum laude." Stop behaving immaturely.

Hey! I can behave like that, I'm still immature!

 

[Ball Lightning]

The NNN retired, it's good name ruined by people who get too serious about stuff and don't know the meaning of "freedom of the press."

If that had happened in the real world there would be a lawsuit against you and you would be fined or go to jail for falsely slandering a person to attack them, but i forgive you. (out of game that is)

 

[Red Door]

If that had happened in the real world there would be a lawsuit against you and you would be fined or go to jail for falsely slandering a person to attack them, but i forgive you. (out of game that is)

No, because I followed my "Freedom of the Press," (which I see doesn't exist here) and in 1988, this exact case came up, but the court dismissed Rev. Jerry Falwell's suit because the accusation was "so ridiculous it could not be true". The accusation was printed in Hustler magazine, so I wouldn't be charged with anything.

 

[Aramazd]

No, because I followed my "Freedom of the Press," (which I see doesn't exist here) and in 1988, this exact case came up, but the court dismissed Rev. Jerry Falwell's suit because the accusation was "so ridiculous it could not be true". The accusation was printed in Hustler magazine, so I wouldn't be charged with anything.

You would have to prove that is was "so ridiculous it could not be true". BTW, freedom of the press doesn't exist, but neither do slander laws currently.