Civilization V Funny screenshots

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  1. CossackProblem

    CossackProblem Warlord

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    I think they filmed Lord of the Rings here.

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  2. HanNorwood

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    One does not simply walk into Poland.
     
  3. Krajzen

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    I don't understand this one...


    And yes, I have deep knowledge of Lord of the Rings movies and memes :p
     
  4. LincolnofAmeric

    LincolnofAmeric Chieftain

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    It's because the landmass looks just like the shape of Mordor.
     
  5. janboruta

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    It's because there are 5 Sheep nodes next to each other, and a few more in the distance.
     
  6. Teproc

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    I think it's a joke about the fact that 90% of the population of New Zealand is sheep.
     
  7. Jampine

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    So is Wales, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :lol::lol::lol:
     
  8. otaman1

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    But I thought 90% of the population of Wales is Whale ...
     
  9. seanflokstra7

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    What are you talking About? New Zealand and Wales don't exist in Civ5
     
  10. Homusubi

    Homusubi Lafcadio Hearn Wannabe

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    Yes they do! Although Wales is part of the Celtic Empire and New Zealand consists of one city which may or may not be coastal...
     
  11. Loucypher

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    I rarely see an AI have much success mongering war.
    I also rarely see Suleiman have much success in general.
    But this...this is something else.
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    The best part is that due to smart politics, he isn't hated in the world. Shaka fully eliminated Brazil. Suleiman attacked Shaka, took Rio while he was at it, and let Korea deal the finishing blow to Shaka. Both Dido and Washington were left with one or two crappy cities. I'm seriously impressed by how the AI is handling this game so far, though his rise seems to have come to a grinding halt as his Jannisaries and Siphai are now no longer the dominant force on the battlefield and happiness does seem to become an issue for him. But still...
     
  12. Krajzen

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    Lol it seems that he massacred the entire Brasil, Zulu, America and Carthago O_____O
     
  13. otaman1

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    Time for you to go in and conquer him
     
  14. Hakuoh

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    Shaka beeing Shaka 5 Citys on Epic Speed on Emporer turn 83.
    He denouced me right after we meet what a friendly Guy :lol:

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  15. reddishrecue

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    That can't be good, but anyways.. here's another screenshot.. Sailing back to the old world..
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  16. Homusubi

    Homusubi Lafcadio Hearn Wannabe

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    Russia being Russia, its priority while being steamrolled by Iroquois is to send a settler towards what is quite obviously snowy wilderness... and there it is in the screenshot!
     
  17. Krajzen

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    How it is possible that you are playing Iroquis and have 1/3 of your own little continent (this 1/3 consists of neutral terrrain, so no 'open borders problem') unexplored in the industrial era? O_o
     
  18. reddishrecue

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    I went for the other civilizations' capitals with navigation instead since everyone else in the same continent lost their capital already.
     
  19. danaphanous

    danaphanous religious fanatic

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    Not always a terrible plan. It is against humans, but can work against other AI. I once escaped imminent destruction by the Aztecs having crap military and one giant capital left vulnerable by sending a settler to a crap desert and immediately giving it to the Aztecs for peace. The poor saps burned it in a turn and then couldn't attack me for 10 while I bolstered my defenses. I'm not positive the AI is this smart though. ;P
     
  20. Heerlo

    Heerlo Jedi Master Hearlo

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    A few from my current game.

    If Ethiopia had as much military as they have missionaries, they probably wouldn't be having such a hard time against Hiawatha.
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    Biggest tie ever?
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    I've heard that the AI really does go after barb camps, but, seriously?
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    Hiawatha, if you were smart enough to get that, then you should know how to use it.
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    I think he could've bought the city state already, but he hasn't.

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    Okay, it's not an admiral, but still.......
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