CivIVor OT Continued

[azzaman333]

All the numbers are adding up. Its looking good. Time for the Australian Empire to take over the world! That is, if my people recover from their hangovers...

 

[IglooDame]

The Great architects of Cornwall have constructed the Oracle!!!

Unfortunately, on completion a mad-man known only as Jesus started messying up the Oracle, declaring it as pagan. It seems that he has gained quite a following in the Cornish city of Penzance, and Christianity has been founded on his teachings. Scientists are dumbfounded as to how Christianity has been based on the teachings of Judaism when the Jewish people of the Decepticon empire have had no contact with Cornwall . Research continues.

Is this where we're supposed to say "The Lord works in mysterious ways, my son."

 

[Raisin Bran]

we, at the QC, believe in evolution over creationism.

Anyhow ... we all know that the Bonhomme Carnaval (buddah) is the REAL god.

 

[IglooDame]

we, at the QC, believe in evolution over creationism.

Anyhow ... we all know that the Bonhomme Carnaval (buddah) is the REAL god.

I don't say this very often, but I can prove - via log files - that the world was created in well under seven days.

Mr. Darwin can kiss my pitboss server's shiny metal ass.

 

[Truronian]

Which make's IglooDude God...

The QC are definitely going down.

 

[IglooDame]

Which make's IglooDude God...

The QC are definitely going down.

Oh no, this is going to play hell with my agnosticism...

 

[.Shane.]

Mr. Darwin can kiss my pitboss server's shiny metal ass.

And verily, I say unto you, go forth and with thine PitBoss thy world doth create.

 

[Raisin Bran]

And verily, I say unto you, go forth and with thine PitBoss thy world doth create.

Shall you not forgeth to read your Privateer Messahgs

read your PM's

 

[IglooDame]

Also, the Civstats web page isn't updating to reflect the reload, please ignore it for the moment.

You may cease ignoring it. I had failed to reinitiate it after the reload, all is now well.

 

[BCLG100]

i kept looking at it anyway

 

[Raisin Bran]

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Announcement​

The mighty Quebec Connexion has now a new ally.

Shanenegger, Leader of the glorious California Uber Alliance, has accepted our offer of alliance.
The QC will respect all the ideals, inner politics and goals of the CUA.
Like with all our allies we will work in unison to acheive the domination of the CivIVor world.
The CUA is now added to our already impressive list of allies.

For the time being, the destruction of the Aztec Empire is our prime objective, the QC and the CUA are already invading their territories and are near the completion of this objective.

The QC, AC, AMPS and the CUA will win it all.

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in other news : TYCOON101 you either forgot to press enter or you did not do your turn .... 3 hours left to do so.

 

[IglooDame]

The QC, AC, AMPS and the CUA will win it all.

That's what, over half the players that are going to win it all? It's going to be fun to watch when all of you realize that you can't all win it all and the vying for position and backstabbing starts.

 

[Raisin Bran]

That's what, over half the players that are going to win it all? It's going to be fun to watch when all of you realize that you can't all win it all and the vying for position and backstabbing starts.

Just too bad you won't be there to watch it.
LAoD's death is our second objective.

 

[IglooDame]

Just too bad you won't be there to watch it.
LAoD's death is our second objective.

Oh, right, you'll all stick together until the LAoD is gone, or until someone doesn't wait that long to backstab.

Actually I have my doubts that you can actually accomplish objective #1, anyway.

 

[azzaman333]

Oh, right, you'll all stick together until the LAoD is gone, or until someone doesn't wait that long to backstab.

Actually I have my doubts that you can actually accomplish objective #1, anyway.

Technically, i could single handedly bring down any single civilization at the moment.

 

[Truronian]

Technically, i could single handedly bring down any single civilization at the moment.

I'm not sure polite requests at surrender will cut it in CivIVor

 

[Sparta]

azzaman has a suitcase nuke ?

Only the QC would set as a secondary objective something which is already a prerequisite of their established primary objective ... Fear the QC's flowcharts!

Given Shanenegger's newfound allegiance, the German empire has begun aspiring towards creation of a T1000 amorphous metal robot. Once completed, we will actually send two - then what will you do??

(Seriously, why didn't the T1000 just split itself and flank Schwarzenegger?)

LAoD:
QC:

 

[ybbor]

In an effort for the Enlightened Libertarian Army of Dooooooooooooooooom to bring culture to the less enlightened peoples of the world, we would like to present The Cuzco Accord. This accord attempts to lay out some basic rules for the game so that everyone competes in a fair environment. It borrows heavily from the MTDG ruleset (join team Aloha Today!)

1.0. Out of Game Actions

1.1. Screenshot Trading
Screenshots taken in-game of a city, minimap, or anything else are not to be traded to another player either as part of a deal or a gift until the required tech for map trading, Paper, has been discovered by one of the players involved. Verbal descriptions using generalities and landmarks are allowed.

2.0. In Game Actions
2.1. Renaming Cities
Because cities are tradable, refrain from naming a city something that can be confused with something else, such as "8 Gold" or "Theology". Naming cities is allowed as long as it is not for trickery.

2.2. Gifting Units
Gifting/receiving units for the purpose of fighting an enemy while in an ally's territory who isn't at war with them, and then gifting it back to avoid it being killed is prohibited. Gifting units to an aggressive civ and back to gain a free combat I promotion is prohibited.

2.3. Gifting Cities
Gifting a city to an ally when it is about to be taken in war, or to somehow gain an advantage is prohibited. Gifting cities are only allowed as gifts of goodwill, or surrender in war.

2.4. Suicidal Units
Attacking your ally's units or vice versa with the pure intent of gaining experience points, not for war, is not allowed. By suiciding warriors or any unit on each other, you can quickly gain many experience points.

2.5. Gifting and Attacking
Using a unit with multiple movement points to attack, then moving it into another player's territory and gifting it to them (either for them to later attack with the unit another turn or not) is prohibited. Units that have attacked in a turn are not allowed to be gifted to any other civilization.

2.6. New Exploits
This list does not cover all exploits; if you find an undiscovered one, it is your duty to inform the other players.

2.7. Perpetual Anarchy
It is possible to operate in a near-perpetual state of anarchy to prevent losing units due to going broke with high maintenance costs. By revolting to anarchy, and ensuring that the anarchy is a minimum of four turns, no units will be disbanded due to lack of maintenance funds during the anarchy period. On exiting anarchy, there is a one-turn grace period in which no units will be disbanded - long enough to produce more units from forest chops (that get stored-up in the production box during anarchy) and then revolt again. This is considered exploitative.

Playing Guideline: You are allowed to revolt however frequently you like, provided you can pay for your units!

2.8. Unit Gifting Bug
When CivA is at war with CivB, it is possible to gift a unit in a transport to CivA, and then sail the transport to a city of CivB. This results in the units in the city being destroyed, and the city control going to CivA. This is an exploit / bug, and is prohibited.

To signify that you agree and support the Cuzco Accord simply post here with your support, and a courier shall bring a copy of the accord for you to sign at your capital (ignore the missing bottles from your liquor cabinet, our couriers are thirsty after traveling so far )

Ybbor's Empire signs the Accord

Signatories:
Ybbor
Davo
Sparta
Tycoon101
IglooDude
.Shane.
Truronain
Raisin Bran
BCLG100
Rhymes
De Lorimier
azzaman333
Dr. Yoshi
VRWCAgent

 

[ComradeDavo]

Davo signs the Accord on behalf of the citizens of the Decepticon empire.

 

[Sparta]

Sparta signs the Accord on behalf of the Germanic peoples, and restocks his liquor cabinet.