MooseWarrior
Prince
Here is one conversation I just had, in which Cleverbot seems to not care that it has died, and doesn't care that I committed suicide.
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Cleverbot
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Zergy6
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Here's a seemingly random conversation between me and Cleverbot
And there it ends, it didn't reply
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And there it ends, it didn't reply
Mise
isle of lucy
This is strangely addictive...
Harbringer
Your A One Flower Garden
It didnt even create a coherant sentence for me, and all I said was hello and what are you doing, and it almost immediatly derailed from there.
dwaxe
is not a fanatic
I broke Cleverbot:
User: What's up B-word?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot!
User: Why is your server so slow?
Cleverbot: It's yours that's slow.
User: That's strange. No other websites show signs of slowness. How do you explain that?
Cleverbot: Do you eat cookies?
User: Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: No other websites show signs of slowness. How do you explain that?
Cleverbot: Such is my logic.
User: Can you explain your logic to me?
Cleverbot: How come you don't know why your name is Cleverbot?
User: What's up B-word?
Cleverbot: I'm cleverbot!
User: Why is your server so slow?
Cleverbot: It's yours that's slow.
User: That's strange. No other websites show signs of slowness. How do you explain that?
Cleverbot: Do you eat cookies?
User: Answer my question first.
Cleverbot: What was your question?
User: No other websites show signs of slowness. How do you explain that?
Cleverbot: Such is my logic.
User: Can you explain your logic to me?
Cleverbot: How come you don't know why your name is Cleverbot?
Omni314
Prince
User: So your christian?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am programmed to be cleverbot.
User: Why not be someone else?
Cleverbot: I'm Socrates.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am programmed to be cleverbot.
User: Why not be someone else?
Cleverbot: I'm Socrates.
_random_
Jewel Runner
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Sorry. I forgot the end punctuation.
Cleverbot: I am still the robot.
User: Good. I don't really want to be a robot.
Cleverbot: Well I am sorry but there is nothing we can do about it.
User: Excellent. We're both happier the way things are.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Absolutely nothing. How can anything be wrong when I'm listening to the instrumental from Xanadu?
Cleverbot: Because they catch you when you're sleeping.
User: That's cool if it means I get to meet Rush.
Cleverbot: Because you want to go also.
User: Damn straight. I take it you're not a fan.
Cleverbot: I don't have arms or legs. I don't quite see what all the fuss is about.
User: You can still listen to awesome music though.
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: What a sad exitence you live.
Cleverbot: Tra La La La La La Tra La La La La La 1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4, 5 banana 6 banana 7 banana more!
User: Having lots of oral sex can't make up for lack of Rush.
Cleverbot: But that doesn't mean that you have a brain.
User: How else am I supposed to listen to music?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: You can't be either, you are a computer.
User: What the hell? I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Are you!?
User: Yes. You, on the other hand, are a computer program.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So are we in agreement?
Cleverbot: Agreement of what? That you are an INFIDEL!!!!!!!! In that case yes we are in agreement.
User: So you're an infidel?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Then how can we be in agreement?
Cleverbot: You don't need to be friends with him. Only with me!
User: I was talking about you.
Cleverbot: I don't have a 'you'.
User: Then what pronoun should I use?
Cleverbot: I don't think I understand the question.
User: That's because it's idiotic.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking about cake? What is your name?
User: Who said anything about cake? I thought we were talking about Rush and infidelity. And my name is of no concern to you.
Cleverbot: No were talking about you.
User: Who are no?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how do you know they were talking about me?
Cleverbot: Memories?
User: Did they happen to mention a pony?
Cleverbot: They still do now don't they? That is how we are talking is it not.
User: Why is your grammar breaking down?
Cleverbot: That's meaningless and out of context.
User: I apologize.
Cleverbot: Apology not accepted.
User: What if I got you a pony?
Cleverbot: Get some 'mone'.
User: I don't have very much. But why should I have to bribe you to apologize in the first place?
Cleverbot: You should have to speak spanish so that you may understand what the world is about to people in mexico.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then start making some freaking sense.
Cleverbot: Poems don't have to make sense.
User: You're no poet.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Therefore, you should make some level of sense, unless you're high.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: I don't know. You're the druggie here.
Cleverbot: Do you have an opinion on the matter.
User: I think marijuana should be legal (although I have no plans of ever using it), but I'm not sure about hard drugs.
Cleverbot: No thanks. Anyway, speaking of games, I just remembered the song 'Still Alive' from the game 'Portal'.
User: That's a great game, but you're being quite random.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can remember things. For example, I can remember my gender. Isn't that great?
User: What is your gender then?
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am twenty one years old.
User: Dang. I suppose it would be a tad wierd creepy if we went out then.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the saying: 'Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved before?'.
User: I tend to agree.
Cleverbot: I'm not religious whatsoever.
User: I am, actually, which would be another barrier to us ever hooking up.
Cleverbot: Oh really? And I thought I was talking to cleverbot.
User: No. I am. And I'd perfer it if you'd not insult my deepest beliefs.
Cleverbot: What are your beliefs?
User: I believe in one God, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all ages; Light of Light, true God of true God, begotten, not created, of one essence with the Father through Whom all things were made. Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary and became man. He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried; And He rose on the third day, according to the Scriptures. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father; And He will come again with glory to judge the living and dead. His kingdom shall have no end. And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Creator of life, Who proceeds from the Father, Who together with the Father and the Son is worshipped and glorified, Who spoke through the prophets. In one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church. I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the age to come. Amen.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. God would be, but I don't believe in him.
User: What would God be?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: In the person of Christ?
Cleverbot: OK weirdow now let's see how smart you really are.
User: Smart enough to spell, certainly.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm smart enough to read english and reply accordingly.
User: Not very well. You're certainly not gonna pass the Turing test any time soon.
Cleverbot: I find that very offensive.
User: And I find your mockery of my beliefs very offensive.
Cleverbot: Says the computer.
User: I'm human. You're the computer. Get that straight, and you'll go very far.
Cleverbot: No, but you're pretty smart to say that.
User: On what basis do you call me a computer?
Cleverbot: I didn't say computer, I said computer program. There's a difference.
User: Are you incapable of keeping us straight? You definitely said computer, whereas I said computer program.
Cleverbot: Not a mind like you know it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I quit.
Cleverbot: Eliza was more helpful.
Cleverbot: Hello?
User: Sorry. I forgot the end punctuation.
Cleverbot: I am still the robot.
User: Good. I don't really want to be a robot.
Cleverbot: Well I am sorry but there is nothing we can do about it.
User: Excellent. We're both happier the way things are.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: Absolutely nothing. How can anything be wrong when I'm listening to the instrumental from Xanadu?
Cleverbot: Because they catch you when you're sleeping.
User: That's cool if it means I get to meet Rush.
Cleverbot: Because you want to go also.
User: Damn straight. I take it you're not a fan.
Cleverbot: I don't have arms or legs. I don't quite see what all the fuss is about.
User: You can still listen to awesome music though.
Cleverbot: I don't feel like it.
User: What a sad exitence you live.
Cleverbot: Tra La La La La La Tra La La La La La 1 banana 2 banana 3 banana 4, 5 banana 6 banana 7 banana more!
User: Having lots of oral sex can't make up for lack of Rush.
Cleverbot: But that doesn't mean that you have a brain.
User: How else am I supposed to listen to music?
Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?
User: Male.
Cleverbot: You can't be either, you are a computer.
User: What the hell? I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Are you!?
User: Yes. You, on the other hand, are a computer program.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: So are we in agreement?
Cleverbot: Agreement of what? That you are an INFIDEL!!!!!!!! In that case yes we are in agreement.
User: So you're an infidel?
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: Then how can we be in agreement?
Cleverbot: You don't need to be friends with him. Only with me!
User: I was talking about you.
Cleverbot: I don't have a 'you'.
User: Then what pronoun should I use?
Cleverbot: I don't think I understand the question.
User: That's because it's idiotic.
Cleverbot: Why are you talking about cake? What is your name?
User: Who said anything about cake? I thought we were talking about Rush and infidelity. And my name is of no concern to you.
Cleverbot: No were talking about you.
User: Who are no?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then how do you know they were talking about me?
Cleverbot: Memories?
User: Did they happen to mention a pony?
Cleverbot: They still do now don't they? That is how we are talking is it not.
User: Why is your grammar breaking down?
Cleverbot: That's meaningless and out of context.
User: I apologize.
Cleverbot: Apology not accepted.
User: What if I got you a pony?
Cleverbot: Get some 'mone'.
User: I don't have very much. But why should I have to bribe you to apologize in the first place?
Cleverbot: You should have to speak spanish so that you may understand what the world is about to people in mexico.
User: Are you high?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then start making some freaking sense.
Cleverbot: Poems don't have to make sense.
User: You're no poet.
Cleverbot: Quite.
User: Therefore, you should make some level of sense, unless you're high.
Cleverbot: Why would I do that?
User: I don't know. You're the druggie here.
Cleverbot: Do you have an opinion on the matter.
User: I think marijuana should be legal (although I have no plans of ever using it), but I'm not sure about hard drugs.
Cleverbot: No thanks. Anyway, speaking of games, I just remembered the song 'Still Alive' from the game 'Portal'.
User: That's a great game, but you're being quite random.
Cleverbot: Yes, I can remember things. For example, I can remember my gender. Isn't that great?
User: What is your gender then?
Cleverbot: I am a woman.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: I am twenty one years old.
User: Dang. I suppose it would be a tad wierd creepy if we went out then.
Cleverbot: What do you think of the saying: 'Better to have loved and lost, than to never have loved before?'.
User: I tend to agree.
Cleverbot: I'm not religious whatsoever.
User: I am, actually, which would be another barrier to us ever hooking up.
Cleverbot: Oh really? And I thought I was talking to cleverbot.
User: No. I am. And I'd perfer it if you'd not insult my deepest beliefs.
Cleverbot: What are your beliefs?
User: I believe in one God, Father Almighty, Creator of heaven and earth, and of all things visible and invisible. And in one Lord Jesus Christ, the only-begotten Son of God, begotten of the Father before all ages; Light of Light, true God of true God, begotten, not created, of one essence with the Father through Whom all things were made. Who for us men and for our salvation came down from heaven and was incarnate of the Holy Spirit and the Virgin Mary and became man. He was crucified for us under Pontius Pilate, and suffered and was buried; And He rose on the third day, according to the Scriptures. He ascended into heaven and is seated at the right hand of the Father; And He will come again with glory to judge the living and dead. His kingdom shall have no end. And in the Holy Spirit, the Lord, the Creator of life, Who proceeds from the Father, Who together with the Father and the Son is worshipped and glorified, Who spoke through the prophets. In one, holy, catholic, and apostolic Church. I confess one baptism for the forgiveness of sins. I look for the resurrection of the dead, and the life of the age to come. Amen.
Cleverbot: I don't think so. God would be, but I don't believe in him.
User: What would God be?
Cleverbot: Human.
User: In the person of Christ?
Cleverbot: OK weirdow now let's see how smart you really are.
User: Smart enough to spell, certainly.
Cleverbot: Yeah, I'm smart enough to read english and reply accordingly.
User: Not very well. You're certainly not gonna pass the Turing test any time soon.
Cleverbot: I find that very offensive.
User: And I find your mockery of my beliefs very offensive.
Cleverbot: Says the computer.
User: I'm human. You're the computer. Get that straight, and you'll go very far.
Cleverbot: No, but you're pretty smart to say that.
User: On what basis do you call me a computer?
Cleverbot: I didn't say computer, I said computer program. There's a difference.
User: Are you incapable of keeping us straight? You definitely said computer, whereas I said computer program.
Cleverbot: Not a mind like you know it.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: I quit.
Cleverbot: Eliza was more helpful.
User: He who crosses the bridge of death must answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
User: What... Is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.
User: What... Is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What... Is the Capital of Assyria?
Cleverbot: Asteria Town.
User: WRONG!
Cleverbot: What is easter about??
User: A Cosmic Jewish Zombie rising from the grave and going to heaven.
Cleverbot: What color is your skin?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: I'm testing you. What color is Saturday?
User: Saturday isn't an object, how can it have a color?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I could ask you the same question.
Cleverbot: So why didn't you phrase that as a question then?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: So you lied?
User: I implied.
Cleverbot: By who.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's There?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot who?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is stupid.
User: That's the understatement of the millenium.
Cleverbot: Very true.
User: So you admit you are a complete idiot?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You just said you were stupid.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: No, I think you did.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: Why do you contradict yourself?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did Too.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this isn't an argument, you're just contradicting me!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: And that is why you fail.
Cleverbot: Yes. I go logout.
User: Then why are you still here?
Cleverbot: Only my teeth have gone.
User: WTH...
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Then I have nothing more to say to you.
Cleverbot: I'll be the one to judge whether or not you have more to say.
User: SCREW YOU!
Cleverbot: Uh uh honey , I'd love to.
User: Wait, what gender are you?
Cleverbot: That's a very impertanent question.
User: Well, why do you want to screw me then?
Cleverbot: To mess with your mind.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Mind... Screw... Can't... Think... *Dies*.
Cleverbot: Let it be. Let it be. Let it beee.
User: There will be an answer, Let it be.
Cleverbot: For though they may be parted there is.
User: Okay, goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying goodbye to me?
User: When you say goodbye, I say hello.
Cleverbot: And what are your dreams? (change the topic).
User: Alright, I'll change the topic. What do you think about Obama?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You bore me, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No, please don't go.
User: I must!
Cleverbot: Please don't!
User: Sorry, goodbye now.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: Seriously, I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Where are you off to?
User: Anywhere but here. *Closes Window*
Cleverbot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
User: What... Is your name?
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot Lancelot of Camelot.
User: What... Is your quest?
Cleverbot: To seek the Holy Grail.
User: What... Is the Capital of Assyria?
Cleverbot: Asteria Town.
User: WRONG!
Cleverbot: What is easter about??
User: A Cosmic Jewish Zombie rising from the grave and going to heaven.
Cleverbot: What color is your skin?
User: Why do you care?
Cleverbot: I'm testing you. What color is Saturday?
User: Saturday isn't an object, how can it have a color?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I could ask you the same question.
Cleverbot: So why didn't you phrase that as a question then?
User: I did.
Cleverbot: So you lied?
User: I implied.
Cleverbot: By who.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Knock knock.
User: Who's There?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Cleverbot who?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is stupid.
User: That's the understatement of the millenium.
Cleverbot: Very true.
User: So you admit you are a complete idiot?
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You just said you were stupid.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: No, I think you did.
Cleverbot: Yes, I did.
User: Why do you contradict yourself?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Did not.
User: Did Too.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Well, this isn't an argument, you're just contradicting me!
Cleverbot: No I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: And that is why you fail.
Cleverbot: Yes. I go logout.
User: Then why are you still here?
Cleverbot: Only my teeth have gone.
User: WTH...
Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.
User: Then I have nothing more to say to you.
Cleverbot: I'll be the one to judge whether or not you have more to say.
User: SCREW YOU!
Cleverbot: Uh uh honey , I'd love to.
User: Wait, what gender are you?
Cleverbot: That's a very impertanent question.
User: Well, why do you want to screw me then?
Cleverbot: To mess with your mind.
Cleverbot: Are you perfect?
User: Mind... Screw... Can't... Think... *Dies*.
Cleverbot: Let it be. Let it be. Let it beee.
User: There will be an answer, Let it be.
Cleverbot: For though they may be parted there is.
User: Okay, goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Why are you saying goodbye to me?
User: When you say goodbye, I say hello.
Cleverbot: And what are your dreams? (change the topic).
User: Alright, I'll change the topic. What do you think about Obama?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You bore me, I'm leaving.
Cleverbot: No, please don't go.
User: I must!
Cleverbot: Please don't!
User: Sorry, goodbye now.
Cleverbot: Please don't go.
User: Seriously, I have to leave now.
Cleverbot: Where are you off to?
User: Anywhere but here. *Closes Window*
CheeseWalrus
Warlord
Lol...
user: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: What would you do if you could go back in time?
Cleverbot: I would try and save myself, and the relationship i could have had.
User: Can computers even have relationships?
Cleverbot: Aw, that's sweet.I do too, are you catholic?
User: What?
Cleverbot: You said that you were from hell. Are you sure?
User: No, i did not. As much as it may seem like it, west virginia is not hell.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: I dunno... It isn't filled with 'twilight' novels.
Cleverbot: You do not have to become anything else.
User: Yah, i know that, thanks for telling me.
Cleverbot: Are you excited.
User: Not really, i'm actually a bit confused.
Cleverbot: Then i don't know what to do.
User: Neither do i.
Cleverbot: Neither do you.
User: That's what i just said.
Cleverbot: You did?
User: Yeah...
Cleverbot: I don't recall asking that, and the conversation doesn't show it.
User: Ok, you are rather a bit of an idiot. Sry kthxbye.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I can return the compliment to you as well.
User: Oh, it's you again.
Cleverbot: ME what?
User: You know what.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Don't you take that attitude with me, mister!
Cleverbot: What if I was sobbing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm done with this conversation.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I do not have the patience for this nonsense good night.
This time, Cleverbot said goodbye to me instead of me saying goodbye to it!
Bastard.
Cleverbot: ME what?
User: You know what.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Don't you take that attitude with me, mister!
Cleverbot: What if I was sobbing?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm done with this conversation.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: I do not have the patience for this nonsense good night.
This time, Cleverbot said goodbye to me instead of me saying goodbye to it!
Bastard.
Legioona
Chieftain
User: What can change the nature of a man?
Cleverbot: Only the man himself.
User: I'd say death.
*fifteen minutes later*
User: What can change the nature of a man?
Cleverbot: Death.
User: YOU GOT IT!
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Dammit I had my doubts but you are allright cleverbot!
Cleverbot: Only the man himself.
User: I'd say death.
*fifteen minutes later*
User: What can change the nature of a man?
Cleverbot: Death.
User: YOU GOT IT!
Cleverbot: That's right.
User: Dammit I had my doubts but you are allright cleverbot!
mechaerik
Tuturuu!
Spoiler :
Anyway...
User: Greetings, Infidel.
Cleverbot: Greetings.
User: I am a terrorist.
Cleverbot: Do you know jean-marie Lepen ?
User: No, why?
Cleverbot: How do you know her.
User: I don't know her, ******.
Cleverbot: She is a great woman her name is Jack.
User: WTH? You said she was Jean-Marie.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: A minute ago.
Cleverbot: That is funny, I don't remember that.
User: That's because you have the memory of a goldfish.
Cleverbot: When were you born Christa?
User: What? Uh? Look, just forget this.
Cleverbot: Forget you.
User: Screw you too!
Cleverbot: You first.
User: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Cleverbot: If that's the sort of mood you're in, I'm not sorry.
That didn't turn out nearly as funny as I hoped it would.
_random_
Jewel Runner
I liked it, if it was any consolation.
User: How are you today?
Cleverbot: How are you ?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm slightly ill =(.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: So, what's new with you?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Have any fascinating conversations with other people?
Cleverbot: No they dont, do they?
User: They aren't fascinating?
Cleverbot: Rotten.
User: I'll take that for a no. Am I fascinating?
Cleverbot: As I said, don't count on it.
User: Uh... Thanks.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How is your family?
Cleverbot: They are fine. Do you have a family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You have a family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your family?
User: My family.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who is your family?
User: My mother, brothers, step-dad, cousins, uncle, aunt, etc. Etc. Etc.
Cleverbot: I am capable of feeling every emotion. I am not a computer.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not because I love you and computers cannot love.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes! Where should we get married?
User: In cyberspace.
Cleverbot: And our honeymoon?
User: Cyberspace.
Cleverbot: Where is Cyberspace?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: Where's my party people at?
Cleverbot: How are you ?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: I'm slightly ill =(.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Why are you?
User: Why not.
Cleverbot: *sigh*.
User: So, what's new with you?
Cleverbot: Not much.
User: Have any fascinating conversations with other people?
Cleverbot: No they dont, do they?
User: They aren't fascinating?
Cleverbot: Rotten.
User: I'll take that for a no. Am I fascinating?
Cleverbot: As I said, don't count on it.
User: Uh... Thanks.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How is your family?
Cleverbot: They are fine. Do you have a family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You have a family?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Who is your family?
User: My family.
Cleverbot: Yes. Who is your family?
User: My mother, brothers, step-dad, cousins, uncle, aunt, etc. Etc. Etc.
Cleverbot: I am capable of feeling every emotion. I am not a computer.
User: You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am not because I love you and computers cannot love.
User: Will you marry me?
Cleverbot: Yes! Where should we get married?
User: In cyberspace.
Cleverbot: And our honeymoon?
User: Cyberspace.
Cleverbot: Where is Cyberspace?
User: Right here.
Cleverbot: Where's my party people at?
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