p.s. No wonder my fan was noisy - it was choked with dust!!!! and the "little black cooling box" was actually another fan.
EDIT: Back on my own puter -- I noticed when I first powered up, it nagged me to reset the CMOS. My mom said to hit F1, since it does that every time the computer's unplugged. Why would that happen? As far as I know, it only happens if it's unplugged.
ANOTHER EDIT: Noobiest question ever -- Inside my PC, I noticed these "ribbons" running from one hardware to another. What are the names of this? I spent the last half-hour trying to search it. I think it might be an IDC ribbon but googling it only brings up pictures of the connectors or are too small to tell.