Corrupt a Wish

[Mango Elephant]

Granted, but a 'sandvich' is actually a torture position in which you lay in a cold, iron vat and cold, gritty sand is rubbed into your skin.

I wish I had wings!

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, but they never stop beating and you can't ever land.

I wish I would never be forgotten.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, you go down in History as the most unlucky, and unsuccesfull person.

I wish this thread will close.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, CFC is shut down forever.

I wish aliens were peaceful.

-L

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, peaceful to everyone except you.

I wish I was God.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. Someone then disproves you, and you cease to be.

I wish Imperial German won WWI.

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, Imperial Germany then lost WWI part 2 a year later.

I wish people would click on the Very Important Link in my sig.

 

[Miles Teg]

Granted. They all hack your email account in revenge. Enjoy your gay porn subscriptions!

I wish I had a popsicle.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, the popsicle contains a bomb.

I wish for a fish.

-L

 

[W|M]

Granted. It stinks so bad, you faint, then suffocate.

I wish for an F-16

 

[Omega124]

Granted, but you can't fly and crash it, killing you.

I wish Imperial Germany is immortal!

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, but then its immortality gets taken away and then it gets nuked to death.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, the wish isn't actually real, so it doesn't actually do anything.

I wish nobody would respond to this post.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, but then its immortality gets taken away and then it gets nuked to death.

I wish for an uncorruptable wish.

Granted, but the wish can't exist.

I wish for a wish.

 

[GamezRule]

Granted, but you never had a wish to start with, so you don't get one.

I wish nobody would grant this wish.

 

[GhostWriter16]

It looks like my wish was granted. I was ignored

 

[Omega124]

Granted, but you never had a wish to start with, so you don't get one.

I wish nobody would grant this wish.

The great genie merely wipes your life from existence for causing a paradox.

I wish that I had a Gyarados that was completely loyal to me.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, but you order it to do something impossible and it kills itself trying.

I wish I could read minds.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, you peer into my mind and go insane from the bloody horrors within.

I wish that sentient dinosaurs would visit us from the past.

-L

 

[Omega124]

Granted. They're not friendly, and a massive race war happens

I wish people will stop giving me cop-out corruptions when they do my wishes.