Corrupt a Wish

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, a cop comes and arrests you. The cop comes in to arrest you, so its not really a "Cop-out" so to speak, more like a "Cop-in."

(OOC: What did you mean by that?)

I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, you just no longer know how to wish.

I wish I had a good set of moobs

 

[SouthernKing]

Not granted, my Magical Genie Power ran out and you must wait 24 hours for it to recharge.

I wish that this wish causes a paradox.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. It causes a release of a new Pardox Interactive Game called "Fortunate Son", in which is a Cold War game similar to HoI, spanning from the day after Victory in Asia to March 20, 2003. (Invasion of Iraq)

I wish America won Vietnam

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, all US males who were over 17 during that period are amputees, dead, or gassed and Canada invaded and conquered the USA.

I wish that the CSA won the Civil War.

-L

 

[GamezRule]

Granted. Slavery still exists.

I wish for an apple pie.

 

[hoplitejoe]

Granted, but it's Shepherds pie instead.

I wish i was omniscient.

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, god gets pist and challenges you to a dual, be omniscient you know in advance he's going to win but he shots you anyways and you die.

I wish I was in Japan.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, but you were in Japan during the earthquake and there you remain, buried in rubble.

I wish I had an internship for this summer.

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, you hate it.

I wish....

 

[Lighthearter]

You spend the rest of your life in a vegitative state in front of your computer thinking about what to wish for, but never come up with an answer.

I wish I was right.

-L

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, you were right. now however.....

i wish i was royalty

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, your "kingdom" is actually just a stack of tires.

I wish that this wish grants another wish that grants another wish and so on for eternity.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. The wish grants you death, and then grants you death in the afterlife, and then death in the next afterlife, and so on.

I wish I had a fuctional MP40, and know how to use it.

 

[Lighthearter]

Granted, the local mob notices, gets scared, and kills everyone you hold dear before attacking you and knocking you out. Soon after you wake up with a tattoo naked on a beach in Cuba missing a kidney.

I wish HOI3 was an awesome game.

-L

 

[bestrfcplayer]

The new awesome feature of HOI3 is that it crashes, uncontrollably.

I don't wish for a wish.

 

[Omega124]

Granted. You get a fish instead. A massive fish. One that crushes you due to its size.

I wish Cuba was a democracy, and the Castros are killed for their crimes against their peoples

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, the Hitler family takes over Cuba.

I wish for a giant surplus of weed.

 

[hoplitejoe]

granted, you have now got more dandelions than you could ever need!

i wish i could time travel

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, but when you do time travel you travel through space instead and get sucked into a black hole.

I don't wish for anything.