Corrupt a Wish

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, but then you tried to wish for it, and alas, you already used your wish thinking of it. Its useless now.

Granted, until I finished this post.
I wish I could cast a limitless number of magical spells and they would work precisely as I intended them.

 

[JohannaK]

Granted, but it only works in your dreams.

I wish I could wish something which stopped people wishing.

 

[DarthNader]

Granted, but is only effective on a handful of people, including yourself.

I wish I could harness the power of love and friendship.

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, you can, but you must be one of us.

I wish for rof hsiw I

 

[GhostWriter16]

Granted, the jumbled spelling messed up the delivery.

I wish I could cast an infinite number of spells and they would work exactly as intended, IN REAL LIFE.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but you have no real happiness.

I wish you could answer this in Latin.

 

[Alexius08]

Datum est, sed scientiam anglici perdidisti.

Cupio cras erit viginti-primum Decembris.

Spoiler translation :

Granted, but you lose knowledge of English.

I wish tomorrow will be December 21.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but the year is 10000 BC

I wish that America ruled the world

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but we have to make our own stuff.

I wish your base would belong to me.

 

[DarthNader]

Granted, but base also belong to us.

I wish my apartment didn't have roaches.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but now it has bed bugs.

I wish that I was a millionaire

 

[Optical]

Granted, in Zimbabwean dollars.

I wish I was happier.