Corrupt a Wish

[Save_Ferris]

Granted. But Chuck Norris corrupts it

I wish for an awesome expansion pack for CiV.

 

[Red_Spy]

Granted, it turns CiV back into Civ IV.

I wish for Sasha.

 

[Skwink]

Granted, but she upgrades to Natascha.

I wish for no more wishes.

 

[Alexius08]

Granted, until someone bumped the thread up.

I wish we stay on this thread.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but someone will kill it in a few days

 

[Optical]

Granted, but nobody can tell what you wanted.

I wish I was an optimist.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, you are optimistic to the point of naivety, and frequently suffer setbacks because of it.

I wish my little brother takes first in the district wrestling tournament today.

 

[Buddhafish]

Granted, but he breaks his leg and can't wrestle for awhile.

I wish for world peace

 

[JamesCaesar]

Granted, but all the humans go to a Earth-like planet and fight again.

I wish for an un-corruptable wish.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but all your other wishes (including this one) can be corrupted.

I wish for something.

 

[JohannaK]

Granted, but it's nothing.

I wish to have my next wish uncorruptable.

 

[SouthernKing]

Not granted for I am disappoint.

I wish for chocolate cake.

 

[Optical]

Granted, but it's a lie.

I wish for immunity to iocaine powder.

 

[GamezRule]

Inconceivable!

I wish to be known as bluesbrother!

 

[Mad Man]

Granted, but it's meant to be ironic as you got the name by choking on jawbreaker.

I wish for an accurate and detailed map of 13th century India.

 

[Tecknojock]

Granted, but it won't be available until 2525 when we finally invent a time machine to work out the missing details.

I wish my car didn't just dump it's transmission fluid all over the road rendering it inoperable.

 

[DarthNader]

Granted, but the transmission will break and fall out in three days.

I wish the summers here weren't so hot and windy.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Granted, but now all the other seasons are hot and windy.

I wish I didnt have a paper due tommorow.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but it's due today.

I wish I had no wishes.

 

[SouthernKing]

You just created a paradox, because you did not have any wishes to start with, but you wished anyway, so I cannot grant you that wish, and that wish meant nothing. But there are no paradoxes, thus creating another paradox and...*gets memory loss injection*

where was I? Oh right, I wish I understood what I was typing.