
Feeble Humans
We came, we saw and we won !!!
Read about GOTM-AI's legendary victory, sing hymns to GOTM-AI's glory and maybe one day you could approach but never equal GOTM-AI's might
Industrial Ages - 370 AD
410 AD We have built privateers to clean the sea of all other ships and useless galleys.
420 AD We have Nationalism now.
430 BC We make a perfect landing and take another small island from the Hittites. War rages on the island NW of Hittite mainland where we have the northern end and Hittites have the southern. Anyway, we are defending with Riflemen and have Cavalry too this island would be ours soon.
440 AD Could it be that America and Mongols have signed piece?!
460 AD Americans take a Roman city in the Northern islands. Peace between America and Mongols is confirmed.
470 AD Amsterdam completes Newtons University.
480 AD We attack Romans too in a battle for one of the Northern Islands.
Romans take the Silk Island from China.
490 AD The Silk Island flips back to China.
We have discovered Communism and Fascism in the meantime.
510 AD We raze a Roman city in the S of the island to the E of the Ivory Island.
520 AD Romans take a Chinese city next to Macao, the new capital of China, but it flips back immediately.
530 AD We raze the last Roman city in the Northern Islands. Romans retake Silk Island from China and this time it does not flip.
We have discovered Steam Power.
540 AD We invade the Roman mainland near Tsingtao with 7 units
and they hold for now.
560 AD Romans take another Chinese city, China are now down to 4 cities.
Near Tsintao we are still holding and reinforcements are coming.
570 AD We lose our units near Tsingtao as the Swiss Mercs went to pillage deeper in Roman territory and the offensive units were promptly killed. However, Galleons with reinforcements surround Tsingtao.
China is down to just three cities while we discover Industrialisation.
590 AD We land some scattered units in Roman territory only for them to be killed by Romans. Reinforcements went somewhere else which is none of your business to know, Feeble Humans.
610 AD - We have Ironclads
640 AD We switch to Fascism. Heil to the GOTM-AI fürer.
660 AD We have Medicine
670 AD China is down to two cities.
700 AD China has only Macao left.
We land two Riflemen on a mountain in Roman territory they are holding for now.
710 AD We use the Riflemen to attack cities and lose them when the Romans counter-attack.
But we have a promising landing near Hispalis on the small island just N that provides some of Romes iron.
720 AD We raze Hispalis and cut Romes supply of Iron from this source.
We have Espionage.
730 AD Rome builds another city where Hispalis used to be, right in the middle of our units.
750 AD Amsterdam builds the Universal Suffrage. And we seem to be in peace with Rome now.
760 AD We discover the Corporation. GOTM-AI named CEO for ever.
780 AD We build Intelligence agency in Wassenaar. GOTM-AI becomes DD/O.
790 AD Mongols attack the Romans.
840 AD Romans destroy China.
We discover Refining.
860 AD We ask the Human player for a tribute of 10g and he gladly agrees.
Hittites restart a war against us.
880 AD We take Adana from the Hittites its a small island off the French coast. We also take full control of the island NW of Hittite mainland.
890 AD We discover Electricity.
900 AD We take the small island between France and Hittites and land another suicide party in Hittite territory it does however considerable damage there were two riflemen in it.
We buy Music Theory. GOTM-AI composes the Symphony in DDRAM major.
920 AD We send an even larger suicide party, 10+ with four riflemen on a mountain and even if they are all killed, the damage to Hittites is even greater than before.
We discover Replaceable parts Infantry is coming! GOTM-AI is upgraded.
960 BC We sign peace with Hittites.
970 BC Amsterdam completes Bachs Cathedral and we discover Scientific Method.
980 BC Mongol Frigates have been busy destroying Romes fleet of Galleys loaded with units.
990 BC Hittites and France continue their war.
1010 BC We attack the Americans in the Northern islands. Mongols are in war with America again.
1030 AD We take St Louis in the Northern islands.
Amsterdam completes the Theory of Evolution. So we get Steel and Combustion as free techs.
1050 AD We land some infantry in American territory; otherwise its mainly naval fights.
1060 AD We restart the war with Zulus. We have discovered Democracy and switched to it.
1070 AD We take New York with infantry.
1080 AD We take one of the American Northern islands and discover Flight.
1110 AD We take and raze Boston and destroy the Temple of Artemis. We restart our war with Rome and take a small island that previously belonged to China plus Syracuse, on the island N of Roman mainland.
1140 AD We take another Northern Island from America.
1150 AD Mongols take Houston from Americans. We discover Mass Production.
1160 AD Mongols retake Tabriz but we did all the wet work with our infantry.
1190 AD We discover Free Artistry.
1200 AD Mongols take Atlanta.
1220 AD We raze Detroit, which the Americans had built on the place of ancient Boston.
1230 AD We take Philadelphia Americans are down to just five cities.
1240 AD Amsterdam builds Shakespeares Theatre.
1250 AD We take Mpondo from Zulus.
1255 AD Mongols attack Hittites with a single Keshik, killed immediately. We lose Mpondo with all the boats and flaks inside.
1260 AD In the meantime, Miami is destroyed we have 13 bombers in New York, they must have helped.
We have discovered Amphibious warfare and even start building marines!
1270 AD We take Washington. Americans are down to three cities.
The Axis of Good Dutch, Mongols and French are up against the Axis of Evil Americans, Hittites and Romans. Or was it the other way round?!
1275 AD We take Chicago while Mongols build a city on the spot where Miami used to be.
1290 AD We take San Francisco (by inciting a revolt) and settle on the spot of ancient Boston and Detroit. Our scientists discover Motorized Transportation.
1295 AD

Another one bites the dust - Americans are destroyed as Mongols take Seattle.
1305 AD Look what weve got now - a nice little tank in the small island N of Roman mainland (without mentioning the 20+ bombers in Syracuse). Who said AI does not know how to invade?!
1310 AD We get a leader and the tank goes back with him
We will attack with Infantry instead. Be honoured, Feeble Humans, as we share with you a piece of deep AI philosophy and unrivalled startegy.
1315 AD We take Ravenna from Rome and revive our war with Hittites.
1330 AD We take Tsingtao on Roman mainland.
1340 AD We take Nanking from Romans. With tanks. And we discover Atomic Theory
1355 AD We take Aleppo from the Hittites
and then lose it in the counter-attack.
1360 AD We retake Aleppo and lose it as soon. We also take Xinjiang in the middle of the Roman Empire.
1365 AD We discover Electronics and start the Hoover Dam. We enter the Modern Times.
Modern Times 1365 AD
1395 AD We take two more Roman cities on small islands and also take Beijing.
1400 AD Amsterdam completes the Hoover Dam. We now have Rocketry too.
1415 AD We are at war with Mongols too.
1455 AD We discover Fusion and start building The United Nation and The Manhattan Project. We also have Ecology.
1465 AD - That's it! We win! And, oh, diode, what a win! A 100K cultural win!
It's all over, Feeble Humans, you can get out from your hideouts and bring us the Gold Medals.

WE HAVE ACHIEVED WORLD DOMINATION
