"Why can't anyone see that creationists is being watched by the Fiftychat Mafia? It's all so that Fox News, hidden in a secret HQ near Sark can build a Giant Death Robot. After that, the Fiftychat Mafia will steal cameras and pants when the disorder caused by Fox News reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the Great Mods put together a militia to stop them."
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mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
"The Millenium Bug is a plot by Mother Theresa to build a fully operational Death Star and cripple the work of Darth Vader. The Government and Gandhi are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Hitler can halt Mother Theresa's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "
Yes, I intentionally mixed up heroes, villains, and victims. Where'd Bill Cosby and Stalin go, though? Seems like not all your terms are used.
Yes, I intentionally mixed up heroes, villains, and victims. Where'd Bill Cosby and Stalin go, though? Seems like not all your terms are used.
That is correct.
"The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of Haruhi Suzumiya. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to Send Jesus to Purgatory. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Haruhi Suzumiya to The Time Lords have been caught out. Only Haruhi Suzumiya has seen through the scam, which is why The Time Lords, in cahoots with Haruhi Suzumiya, is trying to Give the Trees Epilepsy with a view to putting an end to Haruhi Suzumiya. "
I entered Haruhi and The Time Lords for the heroes, the conspirators, and the victims to get a truly baffling theory.
"The UFO sitings over A drive-in restaurant in Ohio are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Awesome Smily to make The Islamic Republic of Iran and other enemies of Troll Face think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Awesome Smily and Troll Face plan to take over Monaco. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by James Bond is being set up to tackle the problem. "
Mad Man
Your lord and master
The government sends agents to rape Americans while they sleep and steal there panties.
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
I don't even know.
If only I was old enough...
"The local tax office is a front for the evil works of George W. Bush. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to Invade Iraq. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Saddam Hussein to Joe Public have been caught out. Only WIM has seen through the scam, which is why Dick Cheney, in cahoots with George W. Bush, is trying to Destroy America's Economy with a view to putting an end to WIM. "
EDIT: CFC one!
"The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Domination 3000 is trying to puke on the sun while choxorn is being persecuted by Perfection to draw attention away from the vile plans of Domination 3000. "
"The local tax office is a front for the evil works of George W. Bush. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to Invade Iraq. They've already claimed victims - everyone from Saddam Hussein to Joe Public have been caught out. Only WIM has seen through the scam, which is why Dick Cheney, in cahoots with George W. Bush, is trying to Destroy America's Economy with a view to putting an end to WIM. "
EDIT: CFC one!
"The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Domination 3000 is trying to puke on the sun while choxorn is being persecuted by Perfection to draw attention away from the vile plans of Domination 3000. "
Love
Deity
"Isn't it obvious that Glenn Beck has been killed by Candyman and replaced by an agent of Gummybear who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Candyman is planning to Fill the world with candy when the agent of Gummybear assassinates Glenn Beck. The only solution is for Glenn Beck to stop Candyman and Gummybear, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own main battle tanks. "
mythmonster2
BEC NOIR! RUN!
"A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can DESTROY AMERICA by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track John McCain to a secret base near New York. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Obama, in league with the AI, to compromise America allowing Obama to take our money. "
"A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can convert America to Islam by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track real Americans to a secret base near Washington D.C.. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Obama, in league with the AI, to compromise patriotic Christians allowing Obama to shove soccer down our throats."
mgsmuhammad
Resident Stalker
"Obviously Hannibal is carrying out a covert war against the armies of the masses in Ho Chi Min City. Very soon the Ukranian football league, who is currently only supplying weapons to Hannibal, will join in. Shamu has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Rome which the Ukranian football league is trying to steal to help win the war and conquer the world. We must help Elvis to stop them, or we are all doomed!"
Damn you, Hannibal!
Damn you, Hannibal!
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Fidel Castro is trying to make everyone drive '50s cars. Also, where he says 'the mouse in that island in Austin Powers 2 will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Slayer is threatening Hot Russian Spies. The lion is The A-Team who is trying to protect Darth Vader from Fidel Castro with little sucess. "
"Obviously Fidel Castro is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Hot Russian Spies in that island in Austin Powers 2. Very soon Slayer, who is currently only supplying weapons to Fidel Castro, will join in. Darth Vader has a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Death Star which Slayer is trying to steal to help win the war and make everyone drive '50s cars. We must help The A-Team to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
GhostWriter16
Deity
This is true. I'm sigging it.
Another CFC one:
"Isn't it obvious that Omega124 has been killed by Choxorn and replaced by an agent of ilduce349 who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Choxorn is planning to Twist wishes around when the agent of ilduce349 assassinates Zach. The only solution is for WIM to stop Choxorn and ilduce349, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "
"Isn't it obvious that Omega124 has been killed by Choxorn and replaced by an agent of ilduce349 who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly Choxorn is planning to Twist wishes around when the agent of ilduce349 assassinates Zach. The only solution is for WIM to stop Choxorn and ilduce349, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "
"A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can resurrect the Duke of Marlbrough by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Birdjaguar to a secret base near Off-Topic. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows Fifty, in league with the AI, to compromise Valka D'Ur allowing Fifty to install a Fiftychat dictatorship."
Bobbtjoe
Emperor
I have yet to see my name mentioned in a CivFanatics conspiracy.
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