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Bobbtjoe said:
I have yet to see my name mentioned in a CivFanatics conspiracy. :mad:
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Bobbtjoe and the Japanese Prime Minister are hard at work developing a new outlet for distributing porn, through edible rice molded sculptors.
 
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Bobbtjoe is trying to Play more Civ than civplayer. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Beat the Pic Above You will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Taillesskangaru is threatening CivGeneral. The lion is WIM who is trying to protect civplayah from Bobbtjoe with little success."
 
"The local tax office is a front for the evil works of Ecuador. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to spell Pevergreen's name wrong. They've already claimed victims - everyone from the Protoss Archon to Pikachu have been caught out. Only Gimli the Dwarf has seen through the scam, which is why Elmer Fudd, in cahoots with Ecuador, is trying to win Wimbledon with a view to putting an end to Gimli the Dwarf. "
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Well, I was disappointed, it didn't even use everything I entered. Completely left out both locations, and it was supposed to use "Dr. Who" but apparently he's not a hero either...sigh, couldn't save Pevergreen.

Was pleased it connected Elmer with Rimbledon (I didn't do that on purpose/just realized it now).

Edit: At least this one was coherent enough - repeated generation just went downhill, so I'll consider myself lucky.
 
"The UFO sitings over Off-Topic are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Mad Man to make CaesarPlayer995 and other enemies of cardgame think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Mad Man and cardgame plan to Steal Time. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by mgsmuhammed is being set up to tackle the problem. "
 
"The national newspapers are filled with coded articles saying that Bob Dole is attempting to Bob Dole while Bob Dole is being persecuted by Bob Dole to draw attention away from the vile plans of Bob Dole. "


With all the blanks filled in with the same name.
 
"The UFO sitings over BARACK OBAMA are actually mass hallucinations engineered by BARACK OBAMA to make BARACK OBAMA and other enemies of BARACK OBAMA think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, BARACK OBAMA and BARACK OBAMA plan to BARACK OBAMA. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by BARACK OBAMA is being set up to tackle the problem. "
 
"The FBI informant in my basement is telling me that Bill Clinton is attempting to spread AIDS while the US economy is being persecuted by Castro to draw attention away from the vile plans of Bill Clinton. "

or this one...

"Why can't anyone see that the US economy is being watched by Bill Clinton? It's all so that Castro, hidden in a secret HQ near Miami can spread AIDS. After that, Bill Clinton will put meth in the hands of children when the disorder caused by Castro reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let the DMV put together a militia to stop them. "
 
"Why can't anyone see that Elvis Presley is being spied on by Miley Cyrus? It's all so that Keanu Reeves, hidden in a secret HQ near Hollywood can take over the world. After that, Miley Cyrus will promote bad music and movies when the disorder caused by Keanu Reeves reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Zack put together a militia to stop them."
 
west india man said:
"The UFO sitings over Off-Topic are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Mad Man to make CaesarPlayer995 and other enemies of cardgame think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Mad Man and cardgame plan to Steal Time. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by mgsmuhammed is being set up to tackle the problem. "
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You know to much! "pulls out silenced PPK"
 
"Why can't anyone see that Thunderfall is being mind conrolled by Ainwood? It's all so that Lefty Scaevola, hidden in a secret HQ near the Internet can take over CFC. After that, Ainwood will close Off Topic when the disorder caused by Lefty Scaevola reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Fifty put together a militia to stop them. "
 
mechaerik said:
"Why can't anyone see that Thunderfall is being mind conrolled by Ainwood? It's all so that Lefty Scaevola, hidden in a secret HQ near the Internet can take over CFC. After that, Ainwood will close Off Topic when the disorder caused by Lefty Scaevola reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Fifty put together a militia to stop them. "
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This is probably true actually.

I'll join the militia!

Actually, I mind control the mods, but I'm telling you that so that you won't believe me, and I've banned myself four times and disguised myself as a wacked out fascist right winger as a disguise.
 
But it says in your sig you don't call yourself fascist...

Also, you misspelled "Christian".
 
Aliens put us in a virtual world so we could be used as battery's, and Obama and the free masons are the aliens that work in the virtual world, and the only man who can save us is Hugo Chavez
 
"Obviously HP is carrying out a covert war against the armies of David Copperfield in South Africa. Very soon Brad Pitt, who is currently only supplying weapons to HP, will join in. Dell has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Area 52 which Brad Pitt is trying to steal to help win the war and Destroy all netbook computers. We must help Angelina Jolie to stop them, or we are all doomed! "
 
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Haters is trying to destroy music. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Raleigh, that wonderful city in North Carolina will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Dumb people who wouldn't know good music if it shot them in the eye is threatening Lady Gaga. The lion is Mangoes who is trying to protect Ke$ha, Queen of all music good and fair from Haters with little sucess. "
 
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