Create your very own Conspiracy Theory!

[GhostWriter16]

Why can't anyone see that Political Compass and all the left-wing posters in Off Topic are all under the control of Domination3000. Its all so that the moderates, when they see how ridiculous the left is, will vote for the Tea Party, and the US will be taken over by Domination3000, and then the world will become a right-wing bliss! The only thing that can be done is... Nothing! I'm posting this here so that nobody will see it coming, since everything else posted here is a joke! Even banning Dommy will do no good, as the moderators are being bribed by Domination to shut up about the fact that he controls EVERY ACCOUNT THAT HAS EVER POSTED IN OFF TOPIC INCLUDING THE MODERATOR AND ADMIN ACCOUNTS! Our capitalist bliss will come true!

PS: This is a joke but I thought it was pretty funny.

This wasn't funny...

"The UFO sitings over Downtown's house are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Domination3000 to make HC357 and other enemies of MobBoss think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Domination3000 and MobBoss plan to enslave the Human Race. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Formaldehyde is being set up to tackle the problem. "
I thought everyone already knew that.

What the heck? I'm teamed with Mobboss? Oh how three years have changed things...

Conspiracy: Libertarians are going to take over your government... and leave you alone. Absolutely horrifying! The only way to stop us is to vote for me, or me. Don't you dare vote for anyone other than me, or you will help me win and it will do you no good.

(Obamney, 2012.)

 

[Kinich-Ahau]

"Obviously Sapient Mosquitos are carrying out a covert war against the armies of Bioware in Batman, Turkey. Very soon Adam Smith's Evil Clone, who is currently only supplying weapons to Sapient Mosquitos, will join in. Aliens have a number of nuclear devices hidden in the Amazon Rainforest which Adam Smith's Evil Clone is trying to steal to help win the war and write Jar-Jar Binks into the Original Trilogy. We must help William Shatner stop them, or we are all doomed! "


"Isn't it obvious that Steven Hawking has been killed by the Ghost of Karl Marx and replaced by an agent of Aphordite who has undergone extensive plastic surgery? Clearly the Ghost of Karl Marx is planning to Remove all the Porn from the Internet when the agent of Aphordite assassinates Zombie Reagan. The only solution is for Ralph Nader to stop the Ghost of Karl Marx and Aphordite, which is impossible unless Congress will pass a resolution to allow the public to own biological weapons. "

 

[Arrow Gamer]

"A rogue A.I. is stealing people so that it can murder Steve Carell by putting them into a computer simulation where they have to track Michael Jackson to a secret base near space. The mental power thus produced by the captive thinkers allows the Sun God, in league with the AI, to compromise the Moon God allowing the Sun God to kill all the zombies. "

 

[dragonprobably]

"Obviously MartinLuther is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Zack in The Chamber. Very soon DarthCaesar, who is currently only supplying weapons to MartinLuther, will join in. choxorn has a number of nuclear devices hidden in The Tavern which DarthCaesar is trying to steal to help win the war and fill the forum with spam. We must help Neomega to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

This next one has mention of ponies, beware!

Spoiler :

"Why can't anyone see that teenagers are being mind conrolled by Bronies? It's all so that Furries, hidden in a secret HQ near San Fransisco can corrupt the minds of the innocent. After that, Bronies will spread the gay when the disorder caused by Furries reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let The Aryan Nations put together a militia to stop them."

 

[CivDad]

"Obviously Winterhold is carrying out a covert war against the armies of Princess Leia in Indianapolis. Very soon The Tsaesci, who is currently only supplying weapons to Winterhold, will join in. Wu Zetian has a number of nuclear devices hidden in Cheydin which The Tsaesci is trying to steal to help win the war and Conquer Skyrim. We must help The Greybeards to stop them, or we are all doomed! "

"Why can't anyone see that The Dothraki Council is being spied on by Genghis Khan? It's all so that Justin Beiber, hidden in a secret HQ near The Mandelbrot Set can Hang God for Treason. After that, Genghis Khan will Ponies!!!!! when the disorder caused by Justin Beiber reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Amiel MDDC put together a militia to stop them.

"Why can't anyone see that Ponies is being watched by Justin Beiber? It's all so that Justin Beiber, hidden in a secret HQ near Bifur, Bofur, and Bombur can Oppan. After that, Justin Beiber will Gangnam Style when the disorder caused by Justin Beiber reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Nyan Cats put together a militia to stop them. "

We are the Bjork. You will be assasinated. Resistance is fugitive.

 

[poom3619]

"Why can't anyone see that Ancient Greeks is being spied on by Augustus Caesar? It's all so that Mark Anthony, hidden in a secret HQ near Alexandria can Contract Alien to invade the World. After that, Augustus Caesar will control human through the sun when the disorder caused by Mark Anthony reaches a peak. The only thing we can do is let Jesus put together a militia to stop them. "

"The UFO sitings over Kirov Airship are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Vladimir Putin to make American and other enemies of resurrected Lenin think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Vladimir Putin and resurrected Lenin plan to Rebuild the USSR. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Kim jong-un is being set up to tackle the problem. "